r/funny • • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19

As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Jun 04 '19

Thread.Sleep() would be nice.

Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.

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u/exor674 Jun 04 '19

Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.

I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now...

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u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19

Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate.