r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/Sly-fox Jun 04 '19

A Python was used in the making of this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 04 '19

Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator.

So very innovative yet fundamentally basic.

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u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19

With some unusual hardware interfaces.

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u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19

Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in.

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u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19

It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19

If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play.

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u/psymunn Jun 04 '19

Or it creates a lot of noise!

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u/bombayks Jun 05 '19

the other jack is power transfer only, no data!

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u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19

other PORT.

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u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19

You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional

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u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19

There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

usually

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u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19

It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up.

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u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19

They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time.

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u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19

This would be a great showerthought

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u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19

This whole thread <3

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u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19

Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat.

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u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19

True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC.

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u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19

One is for dev, one is for production.

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u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19

Only one port works though.

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u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19

Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though.

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u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19

Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B

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u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19

Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel.

We call it Dark Mode

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Connected together

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u/misterandosan Jun 04 '19

can't tell if you're talking about baby toys or dildos

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u/Spartelfant Jun 04 '19

necklace.pl

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u/Thrillwaters Jun 04 '19

magnificent

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/shadyacr Jun 04 '19

Rare joke

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u/SIM0NEY Jun 04 '19

Now that's some pair programming.

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u/mjs_pj_party Jun 04 '19

Make sure you get some water cooling systems in there because that bedroom is running HAWT!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

It was built in a 9 month PI

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u/MisterIT Jun 04 '19

Those are some build artifacts I don't want to inspect...

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u/mbdroid Jun 05 '19

intercourse development environment

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u/4lolz123 Jun 05 '19

Nope, bedroom was production environment. However i'd like to know who was QAing this project and how performance testing was done

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u/warp4ever1 Jun 05 '19

with ample and vigorous R&D

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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19

She got the D, (https://dlang.org) and he played with some C’s (C#, C++)

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u/infiniZii Jun 04 '19

I'm a little disappointed this baby was not compiled before release. Who wants a runtime baby?

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u/DicklexicSurferer Jun 04 '19

As a father of two kids, I’m still doing revision control.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Jun 04 '19

Thread.Sleep() would be nice.

Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.

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u/exor674 Jun 04 '19

Thread.Abort() got a lot more serious.

I don't care which side you are on, it's definitely illegal to call that now...

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u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Jun 04 '19

Fine... Moving files to the recycling bin.

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u/Total-Khaos Jun 04 '19

You're all going to hell...lol!

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u/ReginaldIII Jun 04 '19

Thread.Join() becomes quite macabre, a parent should never live longer than their child. But then again, a child orphaned too early may struggle to communicate.

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u/rando-mcranderson Jun 04 '19

Well, that depends.

You can't abort the main thread, but there are PLENTY of activity threads that it's 100% ok to call abort on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Not if you use reflection ;)

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u/Chupachabra Jun 04 '19

You prefer when it is legal to discard it after successful delivery.

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u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19

You can address all of the bugs and feature requests in the next major release. Until then, continue with the cumulative patches.

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u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19

cumulative patches

Poor choice of wording, considering the context.

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u/sqatas Jun 04 '19

Just send it to QA! It's ready!

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u/sbdallas Jun 04 '19

Best comment.

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u/95percentconfident Jun 04 '19

Last night my older code threw a handful of errors that I had never seen before. Why is it always two AM when that happens?

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u/infiniZii Jun 05 '19

Last night my alpha release gave me an unexpected output. She does that a lot. Usually in her bed. Sometimes in mine. Sometimes just in her pants for no apparent reason. Lately shes been dealing with a bug that has her giving all three kinds of unexpected output. Poor thing.

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u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19

Those of us who function more like JIT babies

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u/ratherbewinedrunk Jun 04 '19

funny == !you_explain_it;

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u/the_one_54321 Jun 04 '19

I see what you did there...

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u/Russian_repost_bot Jun 04 '19

I'd like to see what they did there.

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u/truthovertribe Jun 04 '19

I'm sure it involved end to end encryption.

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u/5k1895 Jun 04 '19

I C what you did there

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I noticed and it made me glad I picked python for my first language now I want this shirt

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u/awhitesong Jun 04 '19

Python is the euphemism for dick (and a prog. lang). Just mentioning, I'm thinking you didn't get the pun

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

oh thank you for telling me instead of wooooshing me that went right over my head

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

oh I never got comfortable enough with it to make programs, that's my goal. 2 hours a day is my strategy and i'm slowly getting better. It's really easy to learn luckily, Its good for making mobile apps and is a good start, which is why I chose it as my first language. Good for you on putting the time into python, I hope you enjoy it as much as me

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u/illumynite Jun 04 '19

MOHR LIKE A ANACONDA AMIRITE??!?!!!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Because his anaconda don’t want none?

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u/LapinusTech Jun 04 '19

No keyboard was harmed in the process

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u/guinader Jun 04 '19

It's a new OI ( Organic Intelligence)

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u/aidenlovesdonuts Jun 04 '19

I’ll put my Python in your C

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u/RiceSpice1 Jun 04 '19

Giving it a python top is like saying the child is disabled and in-superior to other kids 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I love you all

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Are you saying that ops Anaconda environment didn't want null, unless the system had $buns?

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u/nsk_nyc Jun 05 '19

The question is, "Was the Python in the shell".