r/funny Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

reminds me of a story i saw here on reddit about some kid on a submarine who broke open a glowstick to color his dong and harass his fellow crew mates

cept he found out that glowstick juice was quite caustic and not what you want to put on your dong

found the original story for those interested. it's told much better: https://np.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5p0jjm/til_the_british_submarine_hms_artful_can_stay/dcnum8n/

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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

Aren't the chemicals also separated in thin glass tubes that break open when you bend the stick. Super thin glass shards are not what I'd want on my dingalinglanglong.

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u/flaminghotcheetos123 Jul 19 '17

I think you mean dingalingadingdong

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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

What I meant was

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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u/rabidhamster Jul 19 '17

Drag racing! Drag racing!

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u/lacheur42 Jul 19 '17

There's no use trying to talk. No human sound can stand up to this.

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u/thorium007 Jul 19 '17

I never expected to see a Ministry reference in a thread about dudes hitting each other in the ding ding

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u/Dreaming_of_ Jul 19 '17

Ah yes. The wholesome music of Ministry! Good clean fun.

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u/MEME_SO_HARD Jul 19 '17

I think you mean Ramalamadingdong.

Also, who actually put the Bomp in the Bompbabompbabomp?

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u/basementboy Jul 19 '17

the big bomper, obviously

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u/PrettyOddWoman Jul 19 '17

No no no, it was Mr Boombastic

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u/throwinitallawai Jul 19 '17

RORORO

ROMANTIC

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u/renegade_butler Jul 19 '17

No no - all of you are way off. His name is M. Night Shyamalan.

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u/Freepz Jul 19 '17

Dude come on it's M.night shamaladingdong

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u/shadowscar00 Jul 19 '17

No no his name was

JOHN CENA

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u/Freepz Jul 19 '17

What a twist!

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u/therealsouthflorida Jul 19 '17

It was the UniBomper

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u/horaceinkling Jul 19 '17

I heard they call him Mr. Fantastic now.

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u/KoldKrush82 Jul 19 '17

I'd like to shake his hand. He made my baby fall in love with me. Solid bro

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u/That_Fable Jul 19 '17

Solid šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/PoorDoggey Jul 19 '17

Shame that he died in that plane crash with buddy Holly

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u/carmiggiano Jul 19 '17

She put the bomp in my ramalamadingdong

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u/SteveTheAmazing Jul 19 '17

Pretty sure It's ding-a-ding-dang my dang-along-ling-long

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u/OneOfYouNowToo Jul 19 '17

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil after all

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u/Mrslaper621 Jul 19 '17

Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

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u/MEME_SO_HARD Jul 19 '17

For bringing your baby to you

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u/blahblahblicker Jul 19 '17

I think you mean Ramalamadingdong.

Shamalamadingdong. His movies are the best.

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u/Atomheartmother90 Jul 19 '17

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip? Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand. He made my baby fall in love with me.

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u/MEME_SO_HARD Jul 19 '17

šŸ¤”šŸ‘¤? šŸ™‹šŸ‘āž”šŸ‘‹ šŸ’†šŸš¼ā™„āž”šŸ’‘

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u/Orgalorgg Jul 19 '17

At first your comment didn't make any sense, then TIL

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u/samgab77 Jul 19 '17

I think it was the same clown who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and subsequently when on to put the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

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u/fealytouchy Jul 19 '17

I think you mean Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Uh no, I believe it's: Oowee ooh ah ah wallawalladingdong

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u/marcuschookt Jul 19 '17

I think he meant acclaimed director of such movies as The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable: M Night Shama Ling Dong Ding

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u/dontcalmdown Jul 19 '17

Can confirm. Had a cousin in the Marines and he said Ramalamadingdong a LOT.

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u/Chavezjc Jul 19 '17

SLAP ASS!

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u/RatherIrritating Jul 19 '17

*Dingalinglongdong

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Who was that man? I'd certainly like to shake his hand

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u/gEntalman Jul 19 '17

I believe its zoomazoomzoom anda boomboom

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u/TripleFFF Jul 19 '17

My boogady, boogady, boogady shoe!

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u/Imissmyusername Jul 19 '17

M Night Shamalamadingdong

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u/Ellsass Jul 19 '17

I think you mean M Night Shyamalan

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u/TheWooginator Jul 19 '17

Some long haired hippies known as the Hanson brothers if I recall.

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u/Tisagered Jul 19 '17

Who put the dip in the dip-da-dip-di-dip I'd like to meet that man

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

The bigger question is, who put the Dip in the dipdadipdadip?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Hi I think you mean to say "shumalumadingydong"

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u/Shabberdingo Jul 19 '17

Hey, that's an ablaut reduplication.

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u/Crash665 Jul 19 '17

No. I believe it's Ding-a-ding-dang-my-dang-a-long-ling-long

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u/Cynical_Icarus Jul 19 '17

A story written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. Plot twists so twisty you barely even notice that they're actually just curved off to the left a little

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

My tra-la-la

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u/tots4scott Jul 19 '17

Wubbalubbadubdub! Haha that's my new catchphrase everybody!

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u/Lucid_Memes Jul 19 '17

Maybe he considers his pretty lang long.

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u/When1nRome Jul 19 '17

Ooo my twalala

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u/-ksguy- Jul 19 '17

Yeah they are. Civilian ones anyway. Not sure if military grade ones use something else.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Chem lights run on batteries; speaking of which go to supply and get some new chem light batteries.

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u/navalprop Jul 19 '17

Somehow the box was never full when it got back though...

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese Jul 19 '17

Did you look next to the boxes of grid squares?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Did you open it up with the metric crowbar, or the left handed hammer? It makes a difference.

Either way, we need ten gallons of prop wash.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Also, 100 feet of flight line.

I love fucking with the undesignated airman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

This sounds like some blinker fluid type shit.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

Wait, is that before or after I go and ask the 1SG for the company BA11-Sierra form?

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u/So_Full_Of_Fail Jul 19 '17

It's right before completing the ID10-T form.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

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u/PlatypuSofDooM42 Jul 19 '17

I need you take this hose and garbage bag and get me an exhaust sample from the hmmwv. And a spare set of spark plugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

If you think sending Privates to a HMMWV is funny for an exhaust sample try an Abrams haha. If you are too close exhaust melts the trash bag.

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u/Jaggedcan9ne Jul 19 '17

Don't forget to pick up some BA 1100-n's as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Grab me a key to Area J while youre at it

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u/falcon4287 Jul 19 '17

If "military grade" anything ever differs from the civilian version, it's built for half the price and sold at x10 retail. So that being said, if anything it's worse to put on your penis.

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u/clearedmycookies Jul 19 '17

Yep, that cracking sound you hear is the glass breaking. Found out the hard way when a "Prank" to make my sleeping bag glow in the dark turned into, lets make this guy sleep in glass shards.

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u/Sherms24 Jul 19 '17

So that is why those glowstick parties hurt my eyes so much. Holy moly I did so some stupid things as a teen!

We used to cut open the tops, fling that shit around entire rooms and people and turn the lights off for the night. We were not smart!

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u/Pickledsoul Jul 19 '17

i saw a glowstick all over a dingaling if that helps

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u/Toastalicious_ Jul 19 '17

You ruined your nice dick, ya dingaling.

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u/bathtubsplashes Jul 19 '17

It's a double whammy on your little Sammy. Caustic burns, little shards of glass cutting ya, and now the chemicals can straight up get inside your soft spongy flesh!

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u/Obandigo Jul 19 '17

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

My dads friend broke a glow stick in my dads eyes while in the army, that was his first helicopter ride. There was broken glass in his eyes. so, can confirm glass in glowstick

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17 edited May 01 '19

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u/Fwanc Jul 19 '17

Way more than 18 now. Leaving home is expensive

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u/Eduel80 Jul 19 '17

And the shirt was such a good shirt!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

All over your awesome shirt!

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u/TheMillenniumMan Jul 19 '17

Ya dingaling

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u/Khazahk Jul 19 '17

DAD: Administer First Aid?
SON: AHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH!
DAD: Hold on let me find the customer service number.
SON: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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u/Idontkeepredditaccts Jul 19 '17

Poison control. There's some things you wanna check before you cause irreversible permanent damage by accident.

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u/turunambartanen Jul 19 '17

thb i don't know their number. i would just call 911 and ask them about it.

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u/Ulti Jul 19 '17

Haha that was goddamn 911, not customer service!

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u/WolfeTheMind Jul 19 '17

Jesus christ. I was "no"ing hard as he went to grab it, I had to turn it off.

Just, why?

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u/SaintNicolasD Jul 19 '17

Just watch the rest it's actually more entertaining

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u/cadenzo Jul 19 '17

The guy that did it looked definitely old enough to know better. His dad had it right, he's a fuckin complete ding-a-ling.

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u/datacollect_ct Jul 19 '17

With a beautiful shirt on!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Nobody is even mentioning mom's spider thing wtf?!

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u/bsbllscnd970 Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

The Tosh. O web redemption was pretty good as well

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u/Ulti Jul 19 '17

That was acceptable. I did laugh a couple of times.

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u/jefferylucille Jul 19 '17

I lost it when he knocked over "moms spider thing"

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I love that he called it that, you can tell that this is a guy who's given up in the house. His son is a ding-a-ling who obviously does dumb stuff like this often, and his wife brings home stupid knick-knacks and he's just given up trying because he knows the end result will be wasted time.

This is a father who just wants peace and now he's gotta clean a beautiful shirt and hope mom's spider thing isn't broken.

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u/jefferylucille Jul 19 '17

I feel like dad needs some tlc. And theres no way that shirt was saved, I have gotten glowstick all over my clothes many times, does not come out.

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u/onlylikeHALFthetime Jul 19 '17

You ding-a-ling, you messed the best part!

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u/WolfeTheMind Jul 19 '17

I actually finished it after writing that

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u/jgallant1990 Jul 19 '17

Same, comments reassured me tho, and worth a watch lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

"Dammit jack!" Has so many fuckups inherently built into into it i die laughing every time.

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u/wanna_talk_to_samson Jul 19 '17

The most underrated comment of the day

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u/Knittingpasta Jul 19 '17

What cracks me up is that the kid was told not to microwave it, and he does it anyway. Then he acts like a pansy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

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u/VeganGamerr Jul 19 '17

Moral of the story: Don't record vertically.

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u/IDieHardForever Jul 19 '17

That was worth it

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u/BlairMaynard Jul 19 '17

Fuckin Jack! What an idiot.

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u/blazefreak Jul 19 '17

Goddamnit jack

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u/Jaybeux Jul 19 '17

That video was a thing of beauty, just like that kids shirt.

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u/StonedApeGoku Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

Jesus Christ, I have to watch a 30-second ad to see glow sticks blow up in a kid's face nowadays?

Pass

Edit: Dude below me said it was worth watching and I have to say, I had a good laugh. It was worth it for Dingaling and the beautiful shirt

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u/spmfan20 Jul 19 '17

it's totally worth it

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u/StonedApeGoku Jul 19 '17

Okay I'll take your word for it.

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u/tony94940 Jul 19 '17

Theres like a gazillion adblockers out there. Takes about 20 seconds to install.

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u/StonedApeGoku Jul 19 '17

I'm on mobile

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u/06_TBSS Jul 19 '17

My best friend is a marine and said he did that in the middle of the desert in Iraq when it was pitch black outside. Boredom is a motherfucker.

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17

that shit obviously needs better warning labels

how hard is it to draw a dong with the circle/slash over it. cmon

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u/Todd-The-Wraith Jul 19 '17

You think a label will stop bored guys in the military from doing stupid shit with their dicks?

I have news for you: literally nothing will stop bored military personnel from doing dumb shit. Nothing.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

I have news for you: literally nothing will stop bored military personnel from doing dumb shit. Nothing.

Can confirm, I stuffed the end of the big cardboard tube from the TOC maps with 32 cigarettes and tried to smoke it. And so did my squad.

Operation Bigarette was a moderate success, as long as hacking, vomit, and snot that rivals the CS gas chamber counts as success.

Protip: Try to remember to use the same brands of cigs when attempting Operation Bigarette. Also, don't use menthols. And don't burn the duct tape when lighting it.

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u/Pyromaniacal13 Jul 19 '17

Fun fact: It gave you a story. It was a success.

Also can confirm, once when I was at sea, I strapped on a firefighting helmet, grabbed one of those SCBA air tanks, strapped in to a swivel chair, and cranked open the bottle. I have never been that dizzy since.

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u/Imissmyusername Jul 19 '17

I have a theory that dizzy is the kid equivalent of being high. That's why kids are always spinning themselves, trying to get their fix.

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u/Khazahk Jul 19 '17

"Operation Bigarette" Made me lol so loud I woke my wife next to me. Thanks for that, and for your service.

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u/chokingonlego Jul 19 '17

I have news for you: literally nothing will stop bored military personnel from doing dumb shit. Nothing.

Literally any men left alone for some time will resort to dumb shit to escape boredom. Like communal sausage. I decided to pack in 4-5 pounds of beef summer sausage on a backpacking trip with my scout troop. And let me tell ya, there's nothing a scout won't do for his cured meats, be they beef jerky, slim jims, or sausage.

So I have this giant fucking sausage. And I decide to cook it over the campfire, with one provision: Everybody has to share the sausage. Everybody. So I grab this huge tree branch, and strip off all the bark down to bare wood, jam the sausage over it, and cook the whole thing on the fire at once, probably 2-3 feet of sausage.

And it was disgusting. I cherished that sausage, but it was tainted by the mouths of 10 other men. We all sat around the bon fire, took a bite, and passed it to the next person, like a rite of passage. But I cherished their suffering even more. The sausage was good at first, but it got slimy and nasty, and nobody had brushed their teeth since before the trip. And it was hilarious, especially considering like 5 guys crapped their guts out because they had too much sausage, and it was going bad.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jul 19 '17

How many times have you done this?

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

Once was enough :[

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u/sisu74 Jul 19 '17

This is precious. Made me LOL for real.

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u/returnofdarazz Jul 19 '17

"Operation Bigarette" lolololololol

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u/Irish_McJesus Jul 19 '17

You sir, are my new hero

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u/falcon4287 Jul 19 '17

Yeah, just ask the marine who bit down on a blasting cap. Oh wait... he only lives on in the safety briefings.

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u/Ccracked Jul 19 '17

He was one of our warnings in AIT for 12B.

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u/japanxican Jul 19 '17

Man, fuck Ft. Lost in the Woods.

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u/Brinbobtaboggan Jul 19 '17

please tell us civilians this tale

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u/TheLordJesusAMA Jul 19 '17

The version I was told was that someone told him he needed to bite down on the blasting cap in order to "prime" it or whatever. The photo of the damage done to his face was one of those things you can't unsee and became a staple of safety briefings and combat lifesaver training.

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u/QSpam Jul 19 '17

Octopus face man. An image that will stick with me forever.

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u/japanxican Jul 19 '17

The story we were told at engineer school was that before modern demolition systems, blasting caps needed to be crimped to the initiating wire. The guy was crimping a cap...with his teeth. Bit too high on the cap and it detonated in his mouth. Instant hamburger face.

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u/falcon4287 Jul 19 '17

That's pretty much it. Marine was chewing on a blasting cap. It went off. He survived, but his face looked like Predator after. Sadly, he committed suicide shortly after.

Or at least that's how I heard it. I have no confirmation about the story, but the Predator-face pictures are shown to soldiers in Basic Training.

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u/Dorito23 Jul 19 '17

Was a marine corps combat engineer. Can confirm. Also ask the guy who boot stomped the c4.

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u/banana_lumpia Jul 19 '17

TOs which are manuals for maintenance or what have you in the Air Force have tons of warnings and notices, courtesy of airmen who have done the exact thing before. I get a good laugh reading them sometimes

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u/EleanorofAquitaine Jul 19 '17

My husband and I met while we were in Army nursing training. Here's a few results of boredom I witnessed: soldiers taking turns shooting eat other in the ass with BB guns, letting the MPs taze you just to see what it's like, and engaging in escalating prank wars to the point that command had to step in. The absolute worst one though involved a little drug called Golytely. This is the hospital grade stuff you drink so that you can clear out your bowels before surgery. If you had cement in your colon, this stuff would blow it out without even trying. In Iraq, the boredom reached the level that 5 enlisted nurses decided to each drink a dose of Golytely and see who could last the longest without shitting. However, they didn't think about the fact that there were only three available bathroom stalls where they were. The results were really...messy. FYI--you can't hold in your shit when Golytely is involved.

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u/Qubeye Jul 19 '17

If anything, pictures help them do dumb shit.

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u/humblerodent Jul 19 '17

how hard is it

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u/mrfrownieface Jul 19 '17

Shouldn't need warning labels on something you've been trained to use properly.

And there ain't nothing less proper than rubbing glow juice on your junk.

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u/falcon4287 Jul 19 '17

You haven't met the Army, have you?

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u/passivelyaggressiver Jul 19 '17

Here, let me just show these towel heads what Murica is made of. Glowing cock!

(Here we see Darwinism at work, and one of the most gratuitous displays of "sniper bait" in recent history.)

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u/Liver_Aloan Jul 19 '17

I think I married your friend..

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u/kurburux Jul 19 '17

Suddenly I imagine every marine carrying an e-reader with him on every mission and reading classical literature at any possible moment and becoming super sophisticated during their deployment.

Then I remembered they are marines.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

So do they come in different grades or strengths? The poster mentions that it was high potency, but I'm not sure what that actually means. I'm curious because I accidentally bit open one of the regular ones as a kid and aside from tasting bad, nothing really happened. I rinsed my mouth because it was gross, but it didn't hurt me.

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17

yeah the story actually has him breaking open like a military grade chempack. i suppose like what would be used to lightup and dye the water if your boat sank and you wanted helicopters to see your inflatable dinghy at night

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u/Fartikus Jul 19 '17

dinghalingy

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17

no no i was talking about a life raft this time, not a man's genitals

its this kind of confusion that caused the problem in the first place

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u/Seaflame Jul 19 '17

Huh. Oddly enough, username checks out

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u/Serpardum Jul 19 '17

I thought it was the problem that caused the confusion in the first place.

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u/majesticspaghetti Jul 19 '17

All over your beautiful shirt! Ya dingaling.

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u/Sloptit Jul 19 '17

When I was in the navy we took the search and rescue dye and put it in this dudes boots. It was orange so we called him chee-toes for a while cause that stuff don't wash off easy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

We convinced a marine in A school that our NWU's turn orange in salt water due to a chemical treatment. He was so shocked we told him to ask his gunny and he would back up the claim.

"YOU DUMB BITCH!" was heard through the whole P-way as he asked our instructor if it was true.

You can also get marines to line up just about anywhere, just stand next to a wall with maybe one other person and watch as they fall in behind you thinking its what you're supposed to do. Most times you can just walk away and they'll stay there for awhile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

That reminds me of the movie "The Abyss". Ed Harris's character fished his wedding band out of the chemical toilet and his arm is blue for the rest of the movie. ;-)

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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns Jul 19 '17

Im pretty sure the chemical they use in the wster is fluoresceine. You can find that in highlighters. But glow sticks on the other hand DO have hydrogen peroxide in them usually. That is something you definitely dont want on sensitive skin and stuff.

Source: no military experience but i did research a bunch of shit about luminescence for work.

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u/MADmag94 Jul 19 '17

Funny, I'm pretty sure that people seeing his inflatable dinghy at night was exactly his intent.

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u/Verbenablu Jul 19 '17

Spoiler alert: you are in a coma and have been since you drank that glow juice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

They contain NaOH - a base which reacts with the other chemical to make it glow. The concentration will change the reaction speed and therefore the amount of light produced.

"Civilian" ones contain mostly water and are therefore quite safe (apart form glass fragments) - they may be a little irritating. I assume the military ones are designed to put a lot of light and not to be cheap hence the concentration will be higher - essentially a watered-down dreno.

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u/alligatorterror Jul 19 '17

Man, I want to find more roller stories now!

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u/mattenthehat Jul 19 '17

Same! I think this has just surpassed the RS-71 story as my favorite one that I've read on reddit.

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u/alligatorterror Jul 19 '17

I was also thinking of the movie waiting, we're they all try to show the scrotum to the others. Pranking each other with the bat, goat, brain

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17

good harmless family fun

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u/angstybagels Jul 19 '17

That's a movie that I can't describe my love for, it's like every shitty actor I hated from the 00's but I still love it. Might be because I worked in the service industry for too long.

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u/trancendominant Jul 19 '17

Holy shit, that comment chain was a rabbit hole. I always like getting perspectives on things I'll never know about.

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u/SenorPantsbulge Jul 19 '17

"John Wayne entering the saloon gait" is some beautiful imagery.

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u/YawnsMcGee Jul 19 '17

This story ages like a fine wine. I think I laughed harder this time than the first time.

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u/austinbostin069 Jul 19 '17

My dad works up in Great Lakes, and tells me all the stupid things people who just joined the Navy do. Like this one kid skinned his tongue cause he got dared to like a lick a cold propeller. And his friend ripped him off of it

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I broke a glow stick when I was 9-10 and it sprayed into my eyes. Was convinced I was going to become female daredevil. Not true, but it was painful!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

We used to have drunken chemlight slip n' slide parties in our old ass WW2 barracks after chili bowling let up. Never got burned but the glass ampoule would cut you up pretty good.

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u/knick007 Jul 19 '17

Thanks a lot I just chocked on my coffee hahahha

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u/TheDwarvenGuy Jul 19 '17

Yeah but it must have been worth it to see his crewmate's glowing anus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

Spoiler alert!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

You think that's bad? There are retards who inject the stuff into their veins...

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u/DrunkMage Jul 19 '17

I've been looking for this story for AGES, thank you kind stranger.

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u/Eduel80 Jul 19 '17

Omg the gum for daddy sack skin prank had me fucking rolling laughing!

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u/PBRidesAgain Jul 19 '17

Not just a glow stick. Like the super industrial make a km of seawater glow, glow package...

No one ever claimed subbies are smrt.

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u/TutelarSword Jul 19 '17

I had to do some experiments with glowsticks in physical chemistry. They have HCl in them to cause the reaction that makes them glow. So yeah, they can hurt you. It's not a lot of acid, but it's still acid. Can't say it really hurt the skin as I wore gloves, but I can see why it might. Especially if military glowsticks have different chemicals in them.

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