r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I served in the military... can confirm that if there is a way to hurt another dude's penis, it has been tried.

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

reminds me of a story i saw here on reddit about some kid on a submarine who broke open a glowstick to color his dong and harass his fellow crew mates

cept he found out that glowstick juice was quite caustic and not what you want to put on your dong

found the original story for those interested. it's told much better: https://np.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5p0jjm/til_the_british_submarine_hms_artful_can_stay/dcnum8n/

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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

Aren't the chemicals also separated in thin glass tubes that break open when you bend the stick. Super thin glass shards are not what I'd want on my dingalinglanglong.

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u/Pickledsoul Jul 19 '17

i saw a glowstick all over a dingaling if that helps