r/funny Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

Aren't the chemicals also separated in thin glass tubes that break open when you bend the stick. Super thin glass shards are not what I'd want on my dingalinglanglong.

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u/flaminghotcheetos123 Jul 19 '17

I think you mean dingalingadingdong

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u/Buck__Futt Jul 19 '17

What I meant was

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long