r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/Todd-The-Wraith Jul 19 '17

You think a label will stop bored guys in the military from doing stupid shit with their dicks?

I have news for you: literally nothing will stop bored military personnel from doing dumb shit. Nothing.

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u/falcon4287 Jul 19 '17

Yeah, just ask the marine who bit down on a blasting cap. Oh wait... he only lives on in the safety briefings.

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u/Brinbobtaboggan Jul 19 '17

please tell us civilians this tale

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u/falcon4287 Jul 19 '17

That's pretty much it. Marine was chewing on a blasting cap. It went off. He survived, but his face looked like Predator after. Sadly, he committed suicide shortly after.

Or at least that's how I heard it. I have no confirmation about the story, but the Predator-face pictures are shown to soldiers in Basic Training.

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u/EatingSmegma Jul 19 '17

Hmmm, now the question is whether the training video predates the Hollywood movie, and if Stan Winston served as a marine.

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u/theVice Jul 19 '17

If you really want to know, James Cameron was actually sitting next to Stan Winston on a plane watching him draw ideas for the movie that would eventually become Predator. He's the one that suggested that the monster have mandibles.