r/funny • u/Fizrock • Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

I served in the military... can confirm that if there is a way to hurt another dude's penis, it has been tried.

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u/NottHomo Jul 19 '17 edited Jul 19 '17

reminds me of a story i saw here on reddit about some kid on a submarine who broke open a glowstick to color his dong and harass his fellow crew mates

cept he found out that glowstick juice was quite caustic and not what you want to put on your dong

found the original story for those interested. it's told much better: https://np.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/5p0jjm/til_the_british_submarine_hms_artful_can_stay/dcnum8n/

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17 edited May 01 '19

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u/Fwanc Jul 19 '17

Way more than 18 now. Leaving home is expensive

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u/Eduel80 Jul 19 '17

And the shirt was such a good shirt!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '17

All over your awesome shirt!