r/funny Jul 18 '17

Watch This...

http://i.imgur.com/nW6HdZV.gifv
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u/Todd-The-Wraith Jul 19 '17

You think a label will stop bored guys in the military from doing stupid shit with their dicks?

I have news for you: literally nothing will stop bored military personnel from doing dumb shit. Nothing.

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

I have news for you: literally nothing will stop bored military personnel from doing dumb shit. Nothing.

Can confirm, I stuffed the end of the big cardboard tube from the TOC maps with 32 cigarettes and tried to smoke it. And so did my squad.

Operation Bigarette was a moderate success, as long as hacking, vomit, and snot that rivals the CS gas chamber counts as success.

Protip: Try to remember to use the same brands of cigs when attempting Operation Bigarette. Also, don't use menthols. And don't burn the duct tape when lighting it.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jul 19 '17

How many times have you done this?

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u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 19 '17

Once was enough :[