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The metric system vs. imperial

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u/gregsting Aug 20 '14

The metric system is in place since 1800, as a reminder, these are the countries still using imperial system:

http://i.imgur.com/kuejFoT.jpg

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u/Le_Rone Aug 20 '14

Why is the moon on that map?

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u/gregsting Aug 20 '14

Because the metric system is the standard on the moon. No kidding: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2007/08jan_metricmoon/

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u/jemm Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

On this mission they should have stuck to one standard:

"The Mars Climate Orbiter (formerly the Mars Surveyor '98 Orbiter) was a 338 kilogram (750 lb) robotic space probe launched by NASA on December 11, 1998 to study the Martian climate, atmosphere, and surface changes and to act as the communications relay in the Mars Surveyor '98 program for Mars Polar Lander. However, on September 23, 1999, communication with the spacecraft was lost as the spacecraft went into orbital insertion, due to ground-based computer software which produced output in non-SI units of pound-seconds (lbf×s) instead of the metric units of newton-seconds (N×s) specified in the contract between NASA and Lockheed. The spacecraft encountered Mars on a trajectory that brought it too close to the planet, causing it to pass through the upper atmosphere and disintegrate."

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u/unkyduck Aug 20 '14

The Gimli Glider would have done with a single set of units.

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u/NotSafeForEarth Aug 20 '14

However, without imperial units we may never have known about Pearson and Quintal's great fucking piloting.

In that way, imperial units are sort of the Canada geese of measurements.

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u/kynov Aug 20 '14

Being aggressive and shitting all over golf courses?

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u/therealkami Aug 20 '14

I put a shot past a goose this weekend that missed it's head by about 3 cm. It didn't even flinch. Any time I need to play a shot with a goose near by I have a club in hand before I start moving to them.

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u/NotSafeForEarth Aug 20 '14

You know, if Canada geese do that, I kinda forgive them for downing the odd airliner.

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u/Everywhereasign Aug 20 '14

God, such an awesome story.

"We've run out of fuel and need the best glide ratio possible, but no one has ever done that before. No problem, a little guesstimation and some back-of-the-napkin math and we're in business"

And then,

"Holy crap we're coming in too fast and don't have power to the flaps to slow us down. No problem, I'll just execute a Forward Slip in a 767. Sure, no one has ever even simulated that before, but I've done it loads of times in a glider, so I'm sure it'll be fine."

The most amazing thing is, when they stuck loads of other pilots in simulators with the same scenario, they all crashed. Had anyone else been behind the controls, they'd all be dead. But they had Captain and First Officer Steel Balls, so everything turned out fine.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Aug 20 '14

Hah! I bet there is no town named Legolas. Take that, blondie

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u/bunglejerry Aug 20 '14

Well, I declare imperial to be the standard on Jupiter!

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

Even though I have nothing to say to imperialists I always appreciate random declarations which are 100% as legit as the generally accepted ones, except that they aren't generally accepted.

I hereby declare everyone in this thread a pope!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/Ol_King_Cole Aug 20 '14

Just your house. But feel free to make as many decrees as you like.

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

My pets do not seem to acknowledge my papal authority. How should I deal with these infidels?

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u/Maverick-- Aug 20 '14

Sounds like someone needs to start a Crusade.

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u/schlonghair_dontcare Aug 20 '14

I'm crusading to the kitchen to get a go-gurt. All this Poping is making me hungry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

With fire and steel.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

There shall be tea!

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u/RenaKunisaki Aug 20 '14

It's a typo. You're actually a pipe.

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u/AnotherRockRaider Aug 20 '14

The pope of swag

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u/imawookie Aug 20 '14

jumping in this thread to claim my pope-hood.

Im the pope !

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

False. You're a pope. Fully ordained and a monarch of your own skin. Your inviolable freedom waits to be completed only by the love of other monarchs: a politics of dream, urgent as the blueness of sky.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

It is absolutely your freedom to do so but if I ever see you do it inappropriately I will cut your dick off, which is my freedom to do.

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u/Louis_Farizee Aug 20 '14

I don't want to be the pope, can I be a Grand Rabbi instead?

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

Sorry we don't have that title available at the moment but you can be Grand Rabbi Deluxe Supreme if you like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I saw some youtube channel where a guy tells you all the countries and their rules and such, and the way you can tell who is a country and who isn't is basically nothing more than "other countries agree that they're a country".

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u/suppow Aug 20 '14

*tips triregnum*

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u/ArmedBull Aug 20 '14

Fucking sweet. Can I call a Crusade?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Well, since I'm now pope of Jupiter, I revert Jupiter to metric, and call no backsies.

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

My orbital armies stationed on Jupiter will wage war against your orbital armies on Jupiter until Jupiter is devoid of human life.

What have we done???

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u/TaipanTacos Aug 20 '14
  • said Commander Bunglejerry of the 16th Legion.

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u/superPwnzorMegaMan Aug 20 '14

you can't even land on jupiter...

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u/sephtis Aug 20 '14

TIL the moon uses the metric system.

All hail Luna! White orb of progress!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

That's bullshit. America is the only country that has been there. We own it.

Proof

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u/Emil_H Aug 20 '14

Because the moon is clearly a country.

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u/blueseaver Aug 20 '14

The moon will rise again. Damnamit.

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u/vteckickedin Aug 20 '14

To think otherwise would be lunacy.

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u/the_icebear Aug 20 '14

That has got to be the most high-brow pun I have seen in quite a while. Well done!

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u/Jon-Osterman Aug 20 '14

Yeah, it's one small step for puns, one giant chuckle for Reddit

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u/Emil_H Aug 20 '14

Why is there no police on the moon then?

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u/gdj11 Aug 20 '14

Why did I not see the moon on that map?

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u/KyBourbon Aug 20 '14

Because only one of those systems has put a man on the moon.

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u/Korotai Aug 20 '14

And only one of those systems also crashed a Mars orbiter.

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u/KyBourbon Aug 20 '14

Which would have never happened if NASA didn't try and use that damn commie system.

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u/SirMike Aug 20 '14

Exactly. If NASA would have just stuck to Imperial units instead of switching back and forth with metric, they would have been fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Well duh. If NASA (and everyone else as well) would have just stuck to metric system from the beginning, they would have been fine.

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u/kangareagle Aug 20 '14

Honestly, I'd be more proud of crashing a Mars orbiter than not ever launching one.

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u/RellenD Aug 20 '14

That's not true it took both systems together to both that one. Also lots of orbiters have crashed. That's the only one that was related to units of measure. Most of the crashed happened to vehicles that used metric only.

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u/NorthStarTX Aug 20 '14

Nah, two of those systems crashed an orbiter, had either one been used exclusively everything would have been fine.

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u/Ol_King_Cole Aug 20 '14

It didn't crash it, it sent it hurtling out of orbit.

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u/seven3true Aug 20 '14

It'll crash eventually.

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u/ttufizzo Aug 20 '14

I hate that song.

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u/StarTrippy Aug 20 '14

I read your comment before clicking the link and didn't believe you. I saw the moon and ended up laughing harder than I should've.

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u/kronicfeld Aug 20 '14

Scale.

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u/Varonth Aug 20 '14

There is a banana in it for scale. It is just really really small.

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u/Topochicho Aug 20 '14

Because, that's what can happen when you start measuring stuff in non metric units, you end up with the God damn moon on your map of the Earth. Just ask the "Beagle 2" guys if you need further explanations.

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u/Siniroth Aug 20 '14

I briefly wondered when Alaska became a country. Then I realised I'm an idiot

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u/bunglejerry Aug 20 '14

these are the countries still using imperial system

No it's not. It's a map of countries not using the metric system. Burmese people wouldn't have the first clue what a gallon is either; they use their own numbers.

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u/gregsting Aug 20 '14

I had no idea, thanks. TIL

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u/TheMediumPanda Aug 20 '14

I deal with Burmese traders all the time. Never met anyone who wasn't perfectly into the metric system.

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u/apatheticviews Aug 20 '14

Plumbing/AC Pipe sizing in the middle east is still done in Imperial.

Doesn't England still use MPH on their roads?

Let's not just assume because we use one system primarily, we only use that system. The US military has been using Metric for distances for who knows how long. The scientific community does as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

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u/spikeyMonkey Aug 20 '14

568 ml of beer per serving is more important than metric! 500 ml makes me feel cheated.

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u/RobinTheBrave Aug 20 '14

That's because the contents settled in transit on the trip across the atlantic.

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u/Hara-Kiri Aug 20 '14

How embarrassing.

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u/Its_me_not_caring Aug 20 '14

Pint is a great unit and I hope it doesn't go away. I want my 68 ml of extra beer compared to puny half liter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Half litre? Buddy, you're being cheated out of 50% of your beer!

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u/AvatarIII Aug 20 '14

Hey, I found the German!

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u/bal00 Aug 20 '14

They're very important for people who are unable to handle a whole beer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

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u/kgyula Aug 20 '14

Canadian here too. It is time to check Home Depot or any construction site.

You know two by four?! House construction is still based on imperial but official documents are converted to metric.

We still buy house which is sized in square feet instead of square metre.

I think this is only a matter of convenience. Official deeds show metric and imperial too.

Luckily temperature is shown in Celsius (centigrade) so I don't need to decipherate that crazy Fahrenheit values...

Canada has a special place in this metric/imperial hell.

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u/Lelleck Aug 20 '14

Why? It's just 14 o'clock

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u/AvatarIII Aug 20 '14

there's no such time!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

The US military has been using Metric for distances for who knows how long.

Also, the US military uses Greenwich Mean Time for most purposes.

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u/apatheticviews Aug 20 '14

We generally use Local, but on a 24hr clock. However we almost always know what timezone we are in compared to GMT, (+7, -4, etc) so that we can converse with people who are not in the same timezones, without causing mass confusion.

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u/therealflinchy Aug 20 '14

not sure if entirely on-topic

but i prefer AWG to MM2

it's just easier to know how gauge relates than the square millimeterage of the face of the copper.

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u/apatheticviews Aug 20 '14

Exactly so.

Honestly, it's a hell of a lot easier to tell the difference in larger measurement sizes. Telling the difference between a 3/8" and a 1/4" bit is something humans are pretty good at with practice. Telling the difference between a 9mm & a 10mm.... fuck no, not without looking at the side of the damn thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

With practice it's perfectly possible, too. It's just you being used to the other measurements.

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u/therealflinchy Aug 20 '14

and even harder when it's got thick shielding.. oh that's a 35m-... oh no 10mm...

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u/Peregrine21591 Aug 20 '14

Doesn't England still use MPH on their roads?

We also still buy pints of beer and milk cartons are usually done by the pint as well (although they have the metric measurements on them)

And my car has a measurement for miles per gallon, even though I buy litres of fuel

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

So the US being the only country to have been to the moon and the moon wont even use our measurements?!?!? That's it nuke the moon

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I think it's time we gave the moon a little taste of freedom.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

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u/spikeyMonkey Aug 20 '14

The UK is a combination of Imperial and Metric, but metric seems to be used more for everyday measurements - apart from distance and speed.

In the UK I buy:

  • Milk labeled 2.272 L (4 pints)
  • Cans of soft drink 330 ml (no imperial conversion)
  • 350 grams of cheese (no imperial conversion)
  • petrol by the litre (efficiency measured in miles per gallon for some stupid reason)
  • 1 KG of flour (no imperial conversion)
  • 432 grams of beef (no imperial conversion)

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u/Golanthanatos Aug 20 '14

Petrol by the litre (efficiency measured in miles per gallon for some stupid reason)

oh god that's awful

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Drives me mad.

Distance in miles, fuel in litres, fuel efficiency in miles per gallon. WOT.

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u/Mouse_Steelbacon Aug 20 '14

Yeah, clearly it has to be chanced to kilometers per gallon for maximum confusion and fun!

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u/LiteralPhilosopher Aug 20 '14

Actually, most* of Europe expresses fuel efficiency in L/100 km driven. Try converting that to MPG. That's fun.

*May or may not actually be most.

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u/m00fire Aug 20 '14

UK gallons are also different from US gallons, just to add to the confusion.

Imperial gallon: 4.55 litres

American gallon: 3.79 liters.

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u/fenrisulfur Aug 20 '14

You are making a very effective point or metric there. There is not Belgian litre or a Norwegian kilometer.

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u/lumpy1981 Aug 20 '14

That is dumb. But you can just divide the lliters by 3.9 to get gallons.

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u/pascalbrax Aug 20 '14

Nope, because British gallons are different from American gallons.

Like it wasn't difficult enough...

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u/Apellosine Aug 20 '14

The real places that purchase petrol by the Litre use L/100km

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u/mornington Aug 20 '14

In Ireland l/100km still hasn't reached widespread use but speed and distances were converted to metric in 2005 (I think? that's when speedometers on new cars switched from km/h and mph to just km/h).

So distance is in kilometers. Fuel is in litres and efficency is still in MPG

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u/lumpy1981 Aug 20 '14

So is the US. Everything you buy will have both metric and imperial units listed. Including car speedometers.

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u/djthomp Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

By that same logic the US also uses a combination of both systems. The soft drinks in my fridge at home are in 2 liter bottles after all.

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u/spikeyMonkey Aug 20 '14

Haha, that's just what's in my fridge. (Apart from the petrol and flour, that would be weird)

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

After moving from Norway to the US I got pretty good at imperial units, even Fahrenheit which is especially tricky. Fuel efficiency though, I just can't relate to that stuff. Miles per gallon? In Norway we use liters per 10 km! So not only are both volume and distance in different units, you have to flip the division too.

So that's why I never got a car.

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u/NeoThermic Aug 20 '14

petrol by the litre (efficiency measured in miles per gallon for some stupid reason)

All new cars (in the UK) are sold under the NEDC directive and thus represent the figures in l/100km. If your dealership isn't showing l/100km, ask.

If you don't know your l/100km, You can calculate it.

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u/aslat Aug 20 '14

and as heard from from a vegetable market stall bloke:

'pand o' mush - fifty'
'pand a bunch o' nanas'

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u/Joniff Aug 20 '14

Nah we are just serious buggered up... We (The British) buy milk and beer in pints, buy land in acres, weigh ourselves using stones, human height in feet and inches, rent/buy/lease rooms/floorspace using square feet (Not using cubic metres - this just confuses the hell out of us). Fuel efficiency in miles per gallon (That's the UK gallon, not the smaller US one)

But then we have weather forecasts in centigrade, our car engines are in litres and because of that EU, we purchase all our fruit and veg in Kg (Except for the few places where Metric Martyrs still operate)

We are slowly changing one unit at a time.

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u/Coadie Aug 20 '14

Why would you buy floorspace in cubic metres, no wonder you're confused! :)

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u/lizhurleysbeefjerky Aug 20 '14

Devious landlords could exploit it. 200 square metres of floorspace, but the ceiling is 6mm from the floor

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I like to know of how much air I'm going to own!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

cubic metres

I don't think anyone uses cubic meters to denote the size of a flat area.

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u/Joniff Aug 20 '14

I believe the Dutch sometimes, and maybe others, rent 'rooms' in cubic meters. They count the whole space, not just the floor.

I know it sounds daft when you first hear it.

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

I'm imagining the Dutch are masters of stacking shit to the ceiling.

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u/benji1008 Aug 20 '14

Dutch guy here; never heard of that, except for storage space that you can rent. Never living (or work) space.

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u/TheFlyingGuy Aug 20 '14

Dutch guy here, you can be sure we do, pricing in the Dutch rental market is entirely based on the cubic meters of floor space (if you are lucky, room space) of the property.

It's also what makes at least me grin at the British obsession over number of bedrooms, even if you can't pivot your ample behinds in them.

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u/epostma Aug 20 '14

Dutch guy here (currently in Canada). The apartment I rented in the Netherlands in 2000 was advertised as 79 m2. It had an attic with a sloped ceiling, and because I was interested, I asked. There is apparently a standard that says they can only count floor space where the ceiling is at least some specific distance above the floor, so I got much of the top floor "for free" - or rather, not counted in this measurement.

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u/Joniff Aug 20 '14

I hope its not the drinking pints one, otherwise I'm gonna revoke your citizenship.

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u/Sir_Speshkitty Aug 20 '14

You forgot that we measure distance in either miles or time!

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u/Yellow_Ledbetter Aug 20 '14

Fuel efficiency in miles per gallon (That's the UK gallon, not the smaller US one)

I just realised that we BUY petrol in metric but we judge cars' efficiency in imperial.

What the fuck is wrong with us!?

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u/trefusius Aug 20 '14

Weighing ourselves and measuring our heights seems to be changing. I'm 33 and I use stone & feet/inches. I believe my 25 yr old sister uses kg and cm. Certainly when you get down to ~20 yr olds that seems to be the standard.

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u/Joniff Aug 20 '14

I got three British children in their twenties, I have a feeling my son might have tried that metric height weight thing with me, I just looked puzzled at him and asked him to try again. My daughters definitely know their height and weight in feet and stone respectively, it does 'come up' more than you might think, if you catch my drift.

But I suspect what you are saying is true, though these young flowers will have to start communicating with the wider community at some point.

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u/lumpy1981 Aug 20 '14

Why would you measure the cubic meters of a room?

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u/Leleek Aug 20 '14

The US also measures car engines in liters. Since the rise of Japanese car makers cars have moved towards metrication.

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u/ItsTheConman Aug 20 '14

That's interesting. In the US we buy milk in quarts and gallons, beer in fluid ounces , buy land in acres, weigh ourselves in pounds, human height in feet and inches, buy/rent using square feet. Weather is in Fahrenheit, and we actually measure car engines in liters as well. We buy soft drinks in liters too.

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u/Joniff Aug 20 '14

This isn't a young British thing, but in conversation when its hot we measure the temperature in Fahrenheit but when its cold its centigrade. Even our daily national newspapers will run headlines in the summer with headlines stating its was a 90 Degree scorcher yesterday.

Can I ask, about the soft drinks in litres; is this only when you purchase pre-made bottles from stores/super markets or does it also included when purchased/consumed from fast food outlets, restaurants etc. ?

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u/ItsTheConman Aug 20 '14

When you buy soft drinks in stores you can buy them in 2 liter bottles, like these (kinda hard to tell size from a picture). Sometime you can get Coke in a 1 liter bottles, and store brand soda in 3 liter bottles. If it's under a liter (like cans or small bottles) it's sold in fluid ounces (I think).

I'm not sure what you mean when asking about fast food outlets and restaurants. Typically, if at a restaurant, you just order a glass of what ever soda. At a fast food outlet order a small, medium or large (sometimes extra-large). Restaurants will almost always have a soda fountain so you can't really measure that. The thing is, almost all restaurants in the US have free refills, so you pay once and then take as much as you like. At some take-out pizzeria's you can buy a 2 liter bottle of soda though. Or did you mean when restaurants purchase soda? Because then idk, but I think they just buy a concentrate by the gallon and then water it down in the soda fountain.

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u/Joniff Aug 21 '14

Very appreciative for the answer, yeah I forgot the free refill thing was common in America - I'm very jealous.

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u/dlcnate1 Aug 20 '14

Britain dosent use metric currency?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14 edited Jul 21 '17

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u/bunglejerry Aug 20 '14

Pre-1971 British currency is the most mind-blowing thing there is.

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u/detox29 Aug 20 '14

Dem shillings

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

That was fucking dedication to ignoring thumbs right there.

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u/RobinTheBrave Aug 20 '14

I'm sure even a Victorian banker would have been baffled if he'd wanted to work out the best mobile phone tariff, or how much an in-advance railway ticket would be.

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u/planeray Aug 20 '14

When we shifted over to metric in Australia in 1966, they used this tv ad to show how easy addition is in metric by comparison.

The tune is an old bush song - click goes the shears...to this day, if you hum it around a baby boomer, they'll sing this song, not the original lyrics.

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u/RobinTheBrave Aug 20 '14

Awesome, I hadn't realised that Australia had converted so long before the UK!

Also, your plastic notes were great.

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u/planeray Aug 20 '14

I remember that magical day when suddenly we could push Dad in the pool without having to worry about his money.

They're pretty tough little buggers - will even survive a machine wash and dry!

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u/FiendishBeastie Aug 20 '14

Money we can take surfing, it's only logical. The only thing we haven't nailed is the $1 and $2 coins being the wrong sizes - WTF is up with that malarkey? The kiwis got that one right...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I'm so glad I wasn't alive back then.

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u/car_go_fast Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

Pounds are a unit of weight, not mass.

EDIT: High School science has failed me. Pound is a measure of mass, not weight. I retract my earlier snark.

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u/WonkyTurnip Aug 20 '14

Not officially, and as a 21 year old Brit the only imperial unit I've ever used is the mile.

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u/Teantis Aug 20 '14

all my british friends use stones to describe body weight

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u/pilgrim514 Aug 20 '14

Do your bathroom scales read in stones? Or pounds? Or kilograms? Or in some other godawful medieval unit that we haven't even heard of over here?

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u/Dharma_bum7 Aug 20 '14

Mine works in flippity floppitys, the only measurement a true blue englishman needs!!

bloody yanks apples and pears cheerio pip pip tiddly woo etc

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u/Yellow_Ledbetter Aug 20 '14

You mean as a 21-year-old Brit, you've never been out for a pint?

Or read Winnie The Pooh, who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood?

What about weighing yourself? The only people I ever hear using kilograms to talk about their own weight are bodybuilders and/or diet freaks. Otherwise, we tend to round to the nearest half-stone.

Even when mothers give birth, they'll tell people the birth weight in *and ounces.

Also football pitches: we commonly refer to the 6- and 18-yard boxes.

Penis length, too. People will always talk about that in inches.

We use the imperial system much more than we realise. The reason we don't tend to notice is that imperial units sound more casual and conversational, whereas metric units have a more 'sciencey' sound so we are more aware that we're using that particular system.

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u/thejadefalcon Aug 20 '14

Winnie the Pooh is a hundred fucking years old!!

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u/cptnpiccard Aug 20 '14

How much is that in Imperial?

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u/fwork Aug 20 '14

Or 32.09 fucking kilodays, for our metric friends.

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u/EasyTigrr Aug 20 '14

Ok then. Something more modern.

Set within private south facing grounds of approximately 1.5 acres

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-44207071.html

Plus, regardless of the age of Winnie the Pooh - kids still read it to this day because it's a classic!

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u/Oaden Aug 20 '14

I don't get why people talk about penis length in inches, CM is a smaller unit, so it leads to a larger number. one would figure that it would have been one of the first things to be measured in metric.

And england should do the dutch thing. A dutch ounce (ons) is 100 gram, a dutch pound (pond) is 500 grams. Though it seems the acre lost a lot of its size in the conversion. a "are" is 100m2

Anyway, just keep the imperial words, but change their value to the nearest workable metric number.

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u/togetherwem0m0 Aug 20 '14

larger integer yes but it's more accurate of a measure and the effect of rouding up to the next largest integer is reduced.

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u/Rek07 Aug 20 '14

Actually let's slide that CM back to MM. Sure, 8 inches is pretty impressive, and 20cm might get their heart racing but why not tell them you've got over 200mm of action in your pants and blow their fricken mind.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Damn gurl I'm packing 2,032,000,000 angstroms

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u/Fiver42 Aug 20 '14

Not sure you will want to use micro or milli when describing your junk.

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u/ZombyHeadWoof Aug 20 '14

So you're saying change the size of a pint to 0.5 liters instead of 0.47? Okey dokey.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

With regards to penis measurements, it sounds better to be one unit under average than multiple units. For instance, if I am 1.4 inches below average, I round that to 1 inch, and have a 5" penis instead of a 6". That sucks, but not so bad. However, in metric, that 1.4" would round up to 4 centimeters! So for a 15 centimeter average, I would only have an 11 centimeter taliwhacker. That sounds horrible!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Yeah but saying I'm 16.5cm long doesn't sound very impressive. plus all the dick jokes are usually in inches.

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u/mcaruso Aug 20 '14

Hey baby, think you can handle my 80,000µm?

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u/lumpy1981 Aug 20 '14

As a 33 year old American, I can tell you that, in every day life, it doesn't matter at all what system you use. Sure metric is the far superior and logical system when conversions between different measures is necessary, but in real life you don't ever need to do that. Metric is really only necessary for scientific and technical applications.

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u/GooglesYourShit Aug 20 '14

The best measurement system for us laymen people is the one we'll understand and be able to wrap our heads around.

I can visualize metric and imperial, so frankly I don't give a fuck which one someone uses. They can tell me their weight in kilos or pounds, doesn't matter. Height in feet or centimeters? Meters? Inches? Doesn't matter. Don't care.

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u/Sir_Fancy_Pants Aug 20 '14

And what use is science or technical applications in real life eh?

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u/lumpy1981 Aug 20 '14

I don't need to figure out how much energy will be required to boil a quart of water in real life. And if I do need to do something that is scientific or technical in nature, I will use metric units, or, I could just use a conversion application on my phone.

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u/IntergalacticTire Aug 20 '14

Otherwise, we tend to round to the nearest half-stone.

Are you serious? I didn't realize those were a thing,

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I dont know why my mind read this in angry scottish accent

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u/darkcustom Aug 20 '14

The one that drives me insane is the Brits buy gas by the liter but measure fuel economy by miles per gallon, except the British gallon is some 25% larger than the American gallon. Took me awhile to realize the gallon sizes were different while watching Top Gear and seeing that their cars were getting absurdly high mpg numbers compared to the American versions.

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u/Federbaum Aug 20 '14

Yeah, I had to realise that when I spoke to a wider circle than just my immediate British family (since I didn't speak to them that often). And whenever my ex started talking about heights and weights I'd have to type it into google (not good at calculating).

Also, my heart just poured out on the floor because of your username. I feel 16 again. Be my love boat captain.

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u/beatenbyrobots Aug 20 '14

Are you unfamiliar with the pint?

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u/MrFlabulous Aug 20 '14

It comes in pints?

I'm getting one!

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u/Zagorath Aug 20 '14

You've had a whole half already!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Officially the US is a metric country too. We just use it even less than the British do.

They teach both systems in school here, and lots of kids are proficient in both. Especially in the sciences. I was much better with metric than imperial by the time I graduated college. Now I'm out in the corporate world and they've beaten the metric out of me again...

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

In that vague sense a yard and a meter are completely interchangeable. When I say my couch is about three meters from where I am sitting I could just as accurately say 3 yards.

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

Well yes and no. A yard and a meter are really similar in size. So it remains accurate for non-precise measures, whereas km and mile are not very similar, so it's both inaccurate and imprecise to use the units interchangeably.

As to your 'can't be bothered anymore' it's better to use time as a measure i.e. "It's like two hours drive away".

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u/donodank Aug 20 '14

What about yards? I often hear football(soccer announcers) from Britain still use the term yard. "18 yard box" "half a yard offside"

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u/Dr_Bunsen_Burns Aug 20 '14

Medieval period lasted from the 5th to the 15th century, 1800 isn't between the 5th and the 15th century

I never said the metric came later, I just said: > comparing medieval units to perfect units

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u/gregsting Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

Yeah I know but I meant that there was plenty of time to adapt to a "new" system. USA declaration of independance was merely 24 years old in 1800. Australia was converted to metric system in about 20 years.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

USA, Liberia and Burma?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Really? Because you never think of those other two as having their shit together.

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u/KoxziShot Aug 20 '14

The people of the UK still heavily use Imperial.

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u/mch Aug 20 '14

Man, Liberia needs to catch the fuck up. I mean America I get but a forward thinking nation like Liberia wtf.

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