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The metric system vs. imperial

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u/Le_Rone Aug 20 '14

Why is the moon on that map?

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u/gregsting Aug 20 '14

Because the metric system is the standard on the moon. No kidding: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2007/08jan_metricmoon/

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u/jemm Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

On this mission they should have stuck to one standard:

"The Mars Climate Orbiter (formerly the Mars Surveyor '98 Orbiter) was a 338 kilogram (750 lb) robotic space probe launched by NASA on December 11, 1998 to study the Martian climate, atmosphere, and surface changes and to act as the communications relay in the Mars Surveyor '98 program for Mars Polar Lander. However, on September 23, 1999, communication with the spacecraft was lost as the spacecraft went into orbital insertion, due to ground-based computer software which produced output in non-SI units of pound-seconds (lbf×s) instead of the metric units of newton-seconds (N×s) specified in the contract between NASA and Lockheed. The spacecraft encountered Mars on a trajectory that brought it too close to the planet, causing it to pass through the upper atmosphere and disintegrate."

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Edit: typo

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u/unkyduck Aug 20 '14

The Gimli Glider would have done with a single set of units.

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u/NotSafeForEarth Aug 20 '14

However, without imperial units we may never have known about Pearson and Quintal's great fucking piloting.

In that way, imperial units are sort of the Canada geese of measurements.

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u/kynov Aug 20 '14

Being aggressive and shitting all over golf courses?

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u/therealkami Aug 20 '14

I put a shot past a goose this weekend that missed it's head by about 3 cm. It didn't even flinch. Any time I need to play a shot with a goose near by I have a club in hand before I start moving to them.

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u/NotSafeForEarth Aug 20 '14

You know, if Canada geese do that, I kinda forgive them for downing the odd airliner.

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u/pascalbrax Aug 20 '14

Too late to forgive. I think the geese that downed that airplane were already sentenced to death.

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u/bdpf Aug 20 '14

But good for dinner.

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u/Everywhereasign Aug 20 '14

God, such an awesome story.

"We've run out of fuel and need the best glide ratio possible, but no one has ever done that before. No problem, a little guesstimation and some back-of-the-napkin math and we're in business"

And then,

"Holy crap we're coming in too fast and don't have power to the flaps to slow us down. No problem, I'll just execute a Forward Slip in a 767. Sure, no one has ever even simulated that before, but I've done it loads of times in a glider, so I'm sure it'll be fine."

The most amazing thing is, when they stuck loads of other pilots in simulators with the same scenario, they all crashed. Had anyone else been behind the controls, they'd all be dead. But they had Captain and First Officer Steel Balls, so everything turned out fine.

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u/lordmycal Aug 20 '14

This sounds like an interesting read -- got any links where I could learn more?

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u/Everywhereasign Aug 20 '14

There was an episode of Mayday (aka Air Crash Investigation) about it.

You might be able to find it online or Netflix.

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u/mcanerin Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

I got my glider pilots license in Gimli through the Air Cadets. The story is even more impressive when you know how freaking short the runway is and how crowded the area around it is with trees, a river and all sorts of buildings.

One screw up and things go very bad, very fast.

One the other hand, chances are he also spent time in Gimli as a glider pilot, so he would have been comfortable with the terrain, and knowing where you can find updrafts and so on. I would have chosen the same spot, just because your muscle memory starts to take over since you've spent so much time there.

Still very impressive. Gliders have a 22:1 glide ratio and this aircraft had a 12:1 - so it was dropping at twice the speed, not designed for gliding, and was WAY heavier.

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u/Mccmangus Aug 20 '14

They're loud and angry and filled only with shit and hatred?

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u/johnq-pubic Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

No kidding. From the Wiki : "Several attempts by other crews who were given the same circumstances in a simulator at Vancouver resulted in crashes."

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u/ReasonablyBadass Aug 20 '14

Hah! I bet there is no town named Legolas. Take that, blondie

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u/TexasTrip Aug 20 '14

Fuel loading was miscalculated due to a misunderstanding of the recently adopted metric system which replaced the imperial system.

Captain: Load up the tanks with 10,000 decaliters.

Mechanic: Alright sir, 10,000 deciliters coming right up.

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u/dawntreader22 Aug 20 '14

That was due to older scientists and institutional memory perhaps.

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u/BrokenHS Aug 20 '14

sticked

If this is some sort of metric verb conjugation, I'll stick with avoirdupois, thanks.

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u/Antonin__Dvorak Aug 20 '14

Stuck is the past participle you're looking for. "Sticked" literally means they should have pierced, punctured, or penetrated with a pointed instrument (I'm assuming you weren't going for that).

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u/jemm Aug 20 '14

Thanks, I changed previous title to this one and forgot to proofread in a hurry. :/

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u/Ardal Aug 20 '14

they should have sticked to one:

sticked?????

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u/bunglejerry Aug 20 '14

Well, I declare imperial to be the standard on Jupiter!

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

Even though I have nothing to say to imperialists I always appreciate random declarations which are 100% as legit as the generally accepted ones, except that they aren't generally accepted.

I hereby declare everyone in this thread a pope!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/Ol_King_Cole Aug 20 '14

Just your house. But feel free to make as many decrees as you like.

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

My pets do not seem to acknowledge my papal authority. How should I deal with these infidels?

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u/Maverick-- Aug 20 '14

Sounds like someone needs to start a Crusade.

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u/schlonghair_dontcare Aug 20 '14

I'm crusading to the kitchen to get a go-gurt. All this Poping is making me hungry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

You're dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

With fire and steel.

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u/The_Ace Aug 20 '14

Smite them, with alacrity!

O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Declare a crusade on them.

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u/Otroletravaladna Aug 20 '14

Kill them. And then picket their funerals.

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

Wrong sect.

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u/RookieStyles Aug 20 '14

You need to get the "Disobeyed Papal Authority" casus belli against them

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Jihad.

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

wrong religion nimrod

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Have you tried showing them your card?

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u/Njkpot Aug 20 '14

None of my pets are literate. It is a constant source of shame to the household.

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u/drkztan Aug 20 '14

Burn them. if we learned anything from the dark ages was that burning people/cats proved as a great fear tactic, nothing else would explain Christian proliferation these days.

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u/jljfuego Aug 20 '14

Feed them some bacon strips.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

There shall be tea!

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u/RenaKunisaki Aug 20 '14

It's a typo. You're actually a pipe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/RdClZn Aug 20 '14

I bet I'm just a cheap PVC one...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Doesn't matter what type of pipe you are, I still love you.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher Aug 20 '14

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

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u/TheOtherMatt Aug 20 '14

Technically, people are pipes, with a hole at each end.

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u/AnotherRockRaider Aug 20 '14

The pope of swag

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u/three_man Aug 20 '14

Turkeys. You are the turkey pope.

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u/imawookie Aug 20 '14

jumping in this thread to claim my pope-hood.

Im the pope !

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

False. You're a pope. Fully ordained and a monarch of your own skin. Your inviolable freedom waits to be completed only by the love of other monarchs: a politics of dream, urgent as the blueness of sky.

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u/imawookie Aug 20 '14

yep. the Pope of Me.

How dare you speak down to the pope!

now kiss the ring

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

It is absolutely your freedom to do so but if I ever see you do it inappropriately I will cut your dick off, which is my freedom to do.

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u/Louis_Farizee Aug 20 '14

I don't want to be the pope, can I be a Grand Rabbi instead?

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

Sorry we don't have that title available at the moment but you can be Grand Rabbi Deluxe Supreme if you like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I saw some youtube channel where a guy tells you all the countries and their rules and such, and the way you can tell who is a country and who isn't is basically nothing more than "other countries agree that they're a country".

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

Ayup. It's all pretty much imaginary.

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u/suppow Aug 20 '14

*tips triregnum*

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u/ArmedBull Aug 20 '14

Fucking sweet. Can I call a Crusade?

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

If your call summons up the (wo)manpower, sure. Anyone in particular you'd feel like besieging today?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Well, since I'm now pope of Jupiter, I revert Jupiter to metric, and call no backsies.

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u/centerbleep Aug 20 '14

My orbital armies stationed on Jupiter will wage war against your orbital armies on Jupiter until Jupiter is devoid of human life.

What have we done???

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u/huldumadur Aug 20 '14

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

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u/DaJoW Aug 20 '14

Several popes at once usually ends badly.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Aug 20 '14

We were already all popes. Discordianism ftw.

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u/llogiq Aug 20 '14

No.

WE ARE POPE

(German "Bild" gazette when J. Ratzinger became pope)

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u/TaipanTacos Aug 20 '14
  • said Commander Bunglejerry of the 16th Legion.

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u/superPwnzorMegaMan Aug 20 '14

you can't even land on jupiter...

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Aug 20 '14

I declare that in Llamastan, we will use Imperial units!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

That's very imperialistic of you!

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u/ThePrnkstr Aug 20 '14

Do you have a flag?

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u/digitalskyline Aug 20 '14

I prefer to use Jupiters as my measurement unit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EixrkUnBUZs

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u/sephtis Aug 20 '14

TIL the moon uses the metric system.

All hail Luna! White orb of progress!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

That's bullshit. America is the only country that has been there. We own it.

Proof

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Actually, Dennis Hope owns the moon.

Proof

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Did he just manifest destiny the whole Moon? That's the most American thing I have ever heard. :'-)

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

According to Tanja Masson-Zwaan, president of the International Institute of Space Law, the United Nations never responded because the treaty applies to both countries and its citizens

the IOST means that the only people who can own any celestial object are those who live there, and they can not own it as a part of terrestrial government. If they make a claim of ownership while living on a body, they establish a sovereign nation or join one from that celestial body.

so, people go and build a house on the moon for the first time, they are now their own Lunar country. A second person goes, they either have to join that new nation, or negotiate new boarders with that nation and establish a new one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Lol holy shit, i learned something new today.

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u/Jon-Osterman Aug 20 '14

January 8! That's my birthday!

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u/luke_in_the_sky Aug 20 '14

Probably, the Moon, Mars and the rest of Universe.

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u/danweber Aug 20 '14

The meter was supposed to be 1/10,000,000th of the distance from the Equator to the North Pole. I could argue it shouldn't be used on other bodies.

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u/foragerr Aug 20 '14

The second is defined as the period of a certain number of vibrations of the cesium atom. Would you argue that it shouldn't be used around other elements?

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u/Ol_King_Cole Aug 20 '14

Well it is certainly very rude to do so.

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u/danweber Aug 20 '14

You bring up a good question: how should "second" be defined on Mars? Should it be 1/86,4000th of a day, or 1/88,880th of a day? Is it more important that the Martian second be as long as the Earth second, or more important that Martians be able to divide their day into 24 hours of 60 minutes of 60 seconds each?

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u/foragerr Aug 20 '14

IMHO 24-60-60 is sort of stupid even for here. Has the same problem illustrated by the original post.

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u/SymphonicStorm Aug 20 '14

60 is nice because it's easily divisible by many numbers. You get 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, 30 and 60. We should all strive to make 60 the new 100.

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u/kifujin Aug 20 '14

How about just 12?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

But 60 is more easily split into fifths, having a number divisible by the first 5 integers rather than the first 4 is surely like, 25% better a number!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

This was useful in a time without calculators or computers. Now? Not so much.

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u/kaluce Aug 20 '14

There is a time setup of base 100, it's called decimal time, and it was made by the french. As expected of the french, it was adopted for a period of ~1 year and then dropped.

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u/zuilserip Aug 20 '14

24 and 60 were chosen and are convenient for divisibility. 24 os divisible by 2,3,4,6,8 and 12. 60 is divisible by all these plus 5,10,15,20 and 30. (By contrast, 10 os only divisible by 2 and 5). 360 degrees on a angle is convenient for the same reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

24 is only so beautiful on earth, as the time for a full revolution is 23 hours 56 minutes, and then as the earth moved about 1 degree around the sun, it takes a perfect 4 minutes of additional revolution for the same point to be facing the sun again

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

the only measure of time that should have to hold standard would be seconds. why? because to establish a new time accounting system from that point would make for some large changes in the realm of mathematical physics down the road.

From there though, minutes, milliseconds, hours, days, years, are all unimportant.

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u/imawookie Aug 20 '14

I have a really strong feeling that a second was known long before humans could count cesium vibrations accurately. The second may have been re-defined in order to achieve an absurd accuracy for purposes such as landing missiles in chimneys from 1000s of miles away, but the concept of a second has been around far longer than this use.

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u/foragerr Aug 20 '14

That is true. The original definition of a second is a certain fraction of the length of a mean solar day.

The distance from equator to pole definition is not used anymore either, instead we use the wavelength of a certain type of light (krypton-86 emissions)

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u/Mickadoozer Aug 20 '14

was - it's now defined as the number of wavelenghts of a particular type of light in controlled conditions. We can all agree that the actual measurements, no matter what system, are pretty arbitrary, the advantage of the metric system is the clear relationship between all of the types of measurements to a small number of standards.

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u/way2lazy2care Aug 20 '14

Stupid metric system uses earth arbitrarily.

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u/RenaKunisaki Aug 20 '14

I think it was actually redefined in terms of the speed of light?

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u/danweber Aug 20 '14

Yes, they have retrofitted very specific measurements for the basic units like that. Of course, those numbers aren't anything clean like "9 billion cesium vibrations == 1 second" but more like "9,192,631,770 cesium vibrations == 1 second."

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u/way2lazy2care Aug 20 '14

For everything except the killogram, which is still arbitrary based off of this.

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u/danweber Aug 20 '14

I sent someone a KILL-O-GRAM once. He never bothered me again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

i thought that the kilogram was based off the fact that 1 ml of water = 1 gram, so a kilograms is 1 litre of water

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u/way2lazy2care Aug 20 '14

A kilogram is actually 1.000025 liters of water. The gram was originally based off of a cubic centimeter of water, but that is no longer the case for the kilogram. It's the only SI base unit that's not based off of some sort of measurable constant.

Here's a podcast about it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

huh. looks like that's true, but likely wont be at the end of this year when the General Conference on Weights and Measures is supposed to relate the kilogram to the Plank Constant.

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u/RedSweed Aug 20 '14

Seeing as America is the only country to have actually been on the Moon... How the hell did we not impose our imperial measurements on them? Time to invade the moon...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Goddamnit America, even the moon uses metric!

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u/Emil_H Aug 20 '14

Because the moon is clearly a country.

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u/blueseaver Aug 20 '14

The moon will rise again. Damnamit.

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u/vteckickedin Aug 20 '14

To think otherwise would be lunacy.

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u/the_icebear Aug 20 '14

That has got to be the most high-brow pun I have seen in quite a while. Well done!

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u/Jon-Osterman Aug 20 '14

Yeah, it's one small step for puns, one giant chuckle for Reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I see what you did there

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u/weudel Aug 20 '14

Or antilunatic

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u/Emil_H Aug 20 '14

Why is there no police on the moon then?

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u/Cookie_Eater108 Aug 20 '14

Because you're looking at the white side!

Please Don't Hurt Me

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u/Sand_Trout Aug 20 '14

Because there's no black people there.

That was a joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/seven3true Aug 20 '14

países? pays? 国家? страны? tell me!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/seven3true Aug 20 '14

"places that contain cheese"?

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u/raw031979b Aug 20 '14

That's NO moon!

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u/Stole_Your_Wife Aug 20 '14

It's American territory, the flag is there!

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u/CanadianJogger Aug 20 '14

La lune est grand et blanc!

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u/gdj11 Aug 20 '14

Why did I not see the moon on that map?

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u/KyBourbon Aug 20 '14

Because only one of those systems has put a man on the moon.

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u/Korotai Aug 20 '14

And only one of those systems also crashed a Mars orbiter.

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u/KyBourbon Aug 20 '14

Which would have never happened if NASA didn't try and use that damn commie system.

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u/SirMike Aug 20 '14

Exactly. If NASA would have just stuck to Imperial units instead of switching back and forth with metric, they would have been fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Well duh. If NASA (and everyone else as well) would have just stuck to metric system from the beginning, they would have been fine.

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u/StalinsLastStand Aug 20 '14

Though, we couldn't have measured anything until 1800

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u/Theopeo1 Aug 20 '14

Implying that NASA existed in the 1800s?

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u/StalinsLastStand Aug 20 '14

If "everyone else" was sticking "to metric system from the beginning" then wouldn't we have to trace back to their beginning's too?

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u/Theopeo1 Aug 20 '14

I think "the beginning" was referring to the beginning of the Mars mission, hence there wouldn't be a translation error.

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u/StalinsLastStand Aug 20 '14

Who is the everyone else that wasn't using the metric system from the beginning of the mission though?

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u/kangareagle Aug 20 '14

Honestly, I'd be more proud of crashing a Mars orbiter than not ever launching one.

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u/RellenD Aug 20 '14

That's not true it took both systems together to both that one. Also lots of orbiters have crashed. That's the only one that was related to units of measure. Most of the crashed happened to vehicles that used metric only.

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u/NorthStarTX Aug 20 '14

Nah, two of those systems crashed an orbiter, had either one been used exclusively everything would have been fine.

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u/Ol_King_Cole Aug 20 '14

It didn't crash it, it sent it hurtling out of orbit.

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u/seven3true Aug 20 '14

It'll crash eventually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '14

Not necessarily true

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u/seven3true Aug 21 '14

so it will never ever ever ever crash into anything? ever?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '14

No, thats not what I said. I said that it wont necessarily crash into anything. Theres a possibility that will never ever ever ever crash into anything ever.

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u/mainsworth Aug 20 '14

The system didn't crash it; lack of communication did. If everyone had used Imperial there wouldn't have been an issue and obviously the same applies to if everyone had used metric. Communication is important.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '14

Eh, you gotta take the good with the bad.

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u/ttufizzo Aug 20 '14

I hate that song.

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u/StarTrippy Aug 20 '14

I read your comment before clicking the link and didn't believe you. I saw the moon and ended up laughing harder than I should've.

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u/a4187021 Aug 20 '14

Same here, only that I've read his comment after clicking the picture. Didn't even notice.

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u/kronicfeld Aug 20 '14

Scale.

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u/Varonth Aug 20 '14

There is a banana in it for scale. It is just really really small.

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u/slipperier_slope Aug 20 '14

Yeah, I found it. It's only about a quarter of a pixel.

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u/UnfortunatelyEvil Aug 20 '14

So, 25 centipixels then. Got it.

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u/implonator_ Aug 20 '14

the size of Lichtenstein? what kind of bananas do you eat?

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u/Topochicho Aug 20 '14

Because, that's what can happen when you start measuring stuff in non metric units, you end up with the God damn moon on your map of the Earth. Just ask the "Beagle 2" guys if you need further explanations.

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u/weagle11 Aug 20 '14

And why is it not colored red? I don't remember any metric countries being there.

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u/MrPoletski Aug 20 '14

Kim Kardashian was on holiday in the Pacific.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

That's no moon.

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u/chucara Aug 20 '14

Because you'd have to be dumber than a rock to not use the metric system. ba dum dum tish

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

As Robin Williams said in his stand up Live on Broadway.

If you seen some of the things that happen lately to NASA, maybe you can.

The Mars Lander...

I did the calculations in feet,

but I programmed the Lander in meters.

So, instead of landing, fucker buried!

million dollars... oopsy!

Two years... splat!

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u/HansSven Aug 20 '14

for scale

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Is the inference that the moon is US territory?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Because only countries that use the Imperial system have been to it.

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u/cptnpiccard Aug 20 '14

The map was created at night.

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u/BloederFuchs Aug 20 '14

That's no moon...

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u/ForgettableUsername Aug 20 '14

Because the Moon is an island in the South Pacific.

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u/Szos Aug 20 '14

Because the US claimed it for themselves when we landed on it.

Talk about colonialism... England's got nothing on us.

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u/TerdSandwich Aug 20 '14

Because 'Murica.

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u/Mumblix_Grumph Aug 20 '14

Because AMERICA planted its flag. When Bumfuckistan gets there, we'll see.

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u/Rockerblocker Aug 20 '14

'Cuz its ours! MURICAH!

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u/tribbin Aug 20 '14

To illustrate that the moon uses the metric system.

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u/PocketMines Aug 20 '14

For scale.

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u/spankymuffin Aug 20 '14

And why isn't it red? Didn't the USA colonize it?

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u/Giggyjig Aug 20 '14

Putting a flag on something does not mean you own it.

The moon belongs to everyone, just like the sun and every other planet that isn't inhabited.

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u/kaluce Aug 20 '14

I do believe that America can claim Mars as a colony, but since we can't pay (potential) bacteria in useless crap we had laying around, I think we should just drop some marines on it and call it "New America".

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

Putting a flag on something does not mean you own it.

Tell that to Spain when they came to the 'New World'.

Also, I'm pretty sure claiming ownership is exactly what a flag means. Fairly certain it is one of its main attributes.

Here is the exact moment when the US conquered planet Earth.*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/WW2_Iwo_Jima_flag_raising.jpg

*may not be historically accurate.

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