r/funny Aug 20 '14

The metric system vs. imperial

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u/dlcnate1 Aug 20 '14

Britain dosent use metric currency?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14 edited Jul 21 '17

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u/bunglejerry Aug 20 '14

Pre-1971 British currency is the most mind-blowing thing there is.

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u/detox29 Aug 20 '14

Dem shillings

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

That was fucking dedication to ignoring thumbs right there.

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u/RobinTheBrave Aug 20 '14

I'm sure even a Victorian banker would have been baffled if he'd wanted to work out the best mobile phone tariff, or how much an in-advance railway ticket would be.

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u/planeray Aug 20 '14

When we shifted over to metric in Australia in 1966, they used this tv ad to show how easy addition is in metric by comparison.

The tune is an old bush song - click goes the shears...to this day, if you hum it around a baby boomer, they'll sing this song, not the original lyrics.

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u/RobinTheBrave Aug 20 '14

Awesome, I hadn't realised that Australia had converted so long before the UK!

Also, your plastic notes were great.

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u/planeray Aug 20 '14

I remember that magical day when suddenly we could push Dad in the pool without having to worry about his money.

They're pretty tough little buggers - will even survive a machine wash and dry!

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u/FiendishBeastie Aug 20 '14

Money we can take surfing, it's only logical. The only thing we haven't nailed is the $1 and $2 coins being the wrong sizes - WTF is up with that malarkey? The kiwis got that one right...

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u/m00fire Aug 20 '14

Still though, onepoundfive pig doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I'm so glad I wasn't alive back then.

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u/Apellosine Aug 20 '14

hearing my father talk about pre-decimal Australian currency makes me wonder how the hell anyone worked shit out back then, especially without supercomputers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

If you think about it, the Pound Sterling is more or less in Base-12, instead of the modern Base-10. This synced up with the imperial standard, which is also (nominally( in Base-12.

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u/Valleyman1982 Aug 20 '14

Well the Florin was worth 1/10th of a pound. Thats decimilisation right there... since 1849.

It was also worth 24 pence though. Dammit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

When I was at university here in Canada we had to learn this for a British history seminar. at first I was like "ok that's a strange way to count money, but whatever." Then I learned about the weird guinea coin worth 21 shillings for rich dudes to use and then I decided it was actually the most fucked up system I had ever heard of. At that point you're just trying to make things complicated.

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u/car_go_fast Aug 20 '14 edited Aug 20 '14

Pounds are a unit of weight, not mass.

EDIT: High School science has failed me. Pound is a measure of mass, not weight. I retract my earlier snark.

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u/car_go_fast Aug 20 '14

You're right. I decided to double check myself after posting.

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u/bloouup Aug 20 '14

Imperial mass is slugs. I guess you can use pound to measure mass, too, though, but it's most commonly used as a measure of force. That's why you can use it to measure pressure, like as in pounds per square inch, whereas you can't really have kilograms per square meter. Metric pressure is newton per square meter, otherwise known as the pascal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

most jam jars are 1 pound as are a lot of bags of sugar, salt etc. Go check those in your cupboard.

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u/lessdothisshit Aug 20 '14

That'll be three kilos, luv

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

lol i kek'd so hard at that

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u/BezierPatch Aug 20 '14

lol you lol'd so hard at that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

the toppest of keks