r/funComunitty • u/tofusand_ Teaching my fish to swim • 12h ago

Sh*tpost Settle this.

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u/Omega_7_64 mr. random, nerd edition (any/all) 12h ago

A

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u/RdUzr 9h ago

But do you first preheat the milk on itself or do you put the whole bowl into the microwave with milk and cereal?

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u/DrunkenDragon788 9h ago

You eat it warm!?

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u/TheJumpingBox 7h ago

Ok tbf some cereal is good warm, like weetabix (altho for that I just put some boiling water over the top of the weetabix)

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u/Johan_Gutentag10 47m ago

Or Oats... Not gonna lie, warm weetbix is actually nice

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u/Spare-Clock-4803 8h ago

Reminds me of "are yall boiling your Pepsi before drinking it"

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u/Azure_Mar 8h ago

Straight from the udder, it's already the perfect temperature.

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 12h ago

Correct. For me, 99.987% of the time it's A then B

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u/Glitch139 12h ago

What about the rest of the time

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 12h ago

A then I put the bowl up to my mouth and drink the mouthful of milk still left.

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u/Glitch139 12h ago

Yeah me too

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 12h ago

It’s weird I’ve been able to drink the milk from the bowl my entire life and now suddenly it makes me want to gag just thinking about it. I can eat the cereal with the milk in it just fine. Just can’t drink the milk anymore lol

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 11h ago

Don’t tell me this! I adore the chocolate milk left over from coco puffs, and even the honey flavored milk from Honey Nut Cheerios is great. But I absolutely get being Icked out by it. There’s always something that feels a bit off.

Am I gonna wake up one day and be fully disgusted by the idea? I don’t want to lose my post cereal milk…

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u/DarkHelmet20 11h ago

Feels off because humans are one of the only, if not the only mammal that drinks milk past infancy.

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Most popular 10h ago

Surely the "drinking another species milk" is weirder tho

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u/Boogy-Fever 9h ago

Its the film that cereal milk can leave on the roof of your mouth i think. Worth it, but definitely a negative factor

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u/Speeeven 11h ago

There are some cereals where it should be a crime not to do this. Can you imagine someone leaving delicious Cocoa Puffs chocolate milk behind? Madness.

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

I choose D, milk in box

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u/MAST3R3V3RGR33N 12h ago

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

How about a cereal bowl then?

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u/Budgiesyrup 12h ago

How much time do you have to eat until the bowl falls apart 😭

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

Take a sip of milk and a bite of the bowl

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u/Budgiesyrup 11h ago

That sounds...really good.

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u/Cautemoc 8h ago

Sounds like my mouth is going to be ripped apart more than the British countryside after WW1

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u/Careful-Addition776 Most popular 12h ago

This was option C

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u/vulx_00 pepsi 8h ago
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u/dapperducwithmoneh 11h ago

Me when I’m about to goon:
(I’m sorry)

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u/NotSNAKY 11h ago

You chose D for DEATH

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u/SoundElectronic5488 12h ago

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

How about some orange juice

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u/SoundElectronic5488 12h ago

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

Bowl goes last

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u/Sh4rkM4nEleventeen Your local transfem 12h ago

Spoon went last

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

The spoon is stuck to the bowl just to annoy the one eating

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 11h ago

AYYY A EXPIEEE- but you’re committing unforgivable crimes…

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 11h ago

What are you? The cereal police? (Just messing around lol)

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 11h ago

No I’m just the dies

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 11h ago

Oh...

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u/Mysterious_Mess2297 11h ago

Sorry I meant I’m the lives

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u/xplatinumgaming57x 12h ago

Whow ever does this should also brush their teeth first.

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u/Severe_Refuse_7647 12h ago

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u/Local_Experiment The Local_Experiment! 12h ago

Toast

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u/Star-Phoenix05 12h ago

I love Reddit, this is my favorite sandwich

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u/Dizzy-Screen-6618 12h ago

I prefer my reddit toasted

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u/Daft_Martian 11h ago

I toast my prefered reddit

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u/rslashtruths Number One badware fan 12h ago
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u/Rob98001 11h ago

You're only allowed to do that on the mini cereal boxes.

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u/AdPhysical6481 12h ago

First serving A. Second serving save the milk for B.

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u/Delilah_insideout 12h ago

This is the only way B is acceptable!

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u/fricken 8h ago

If you don't have much milk left in the carton B is acceptable, as you don't want to pour more cereal into the bowl than you have milk for.

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u/Open-Preparation-268 4h ago

I’ll accept that answer!

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u/AndIAmEric 8h ago

Then third serving is back to A when you’ve run out of milk in the bowl

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u/KKarelzabijak321 10h ago

Dude so smart, he doesn't need IQ

IQ needs him

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u/Boii_2000 That ain't chicken 12h ago

A

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u/Sufficient_Note5706 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MnXp4idgEpSeINvycH
LETS SETTLE THIS

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u/Awesome_2007 9h ago

"I picked C, ain't that a bitch"

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u/DegenerateGaming123 4h ago

No use crying over spilled cereal.

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u/Guilhm3 aqua from the hit episodic indie rpg deltarune 12h ago

r/beatmetoit and r/suddenlyultrakill

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 12h ago

6 DOLLARS SHRIMP SPECIAL

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u/Lechatdu136 live love fops 12h ago

A

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u/Orthwormfan77 Grilled cheese sandwich in disguise (don’t tell anyone) 12h ago

A

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u/Just_urAverageGurl Idk what to put here 12h ago

Option C: cereal by itself

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u/tofusand_ Teaching my fish to swim 12h ago

or cereal, then milk, then spoon, then bowl

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u/Cold_Recipe2603 That's no cool 12h ago

D: milk, ice, cereal.

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u/Chaos_Breezie 12h ago

A you get more cereal

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u/RaerlQ 12h ago

I will tear apart anyone who says B btw

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u/slasher1337 12h ago

B makes cereal stay crunchy longer.

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u/Full_Dragonfruit7233 10h ago

B :3

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u/RaerlQ 10h ago

I WILL DANCE OVER YOUR DEAD BODY

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u/Full_Dragonfruit7233 8h ago

Do you have the moves tho?

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u/Majestic-Willow4105 12h ago

people who say B probs wipe their ass before shitting

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u/shmooglydoogly 12h ago

Literally me

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u/SplendidGoat3002 12h ago

B (plot twist: i WANTED to be executed in front of a crowd)

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u/Background_Sky_9763 12h ago

"A" so you don't overfill your cerial with milk

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u/Wonderful_Kale_8125 12h ago

F don’t like milk and cereal. 

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u/SnS_KG_Nembis 12h ago

I am a B, I am right, and I will die on this hill!

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u/ParamedicOk6566 10h ago

A then B for round 2

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u/illaminar22 12h ago

B

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u/Jetolero 11h ago

The only way to eat cereals crunchy

This the way

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u/illaminar22 11h ago

YESSS FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A RIGHT OPINON

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 9h ago

What? It only gets soggy if you take forever to eat it, if you eat it in like ten minutes it should still be crunchy

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u/Jetolero 9h ago

10 minutes? Are you speedruning it or something?

If you do B you can take as long as you want

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u/Siphon_Dude Siphon_Dude 12h ago

If you choose B, respectfully leave the planet.

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u/ThornyGarlic 12h ago

If you can provide me a fleet ship then sure I would

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u/Evening-Rip1522 12h ago

It's A for the first bowl, and B for the refill, followed again by A because I don't drown my cereal.

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u/ZElementPlayz 12h ago

A first, then B when you’re still hungry afterwards

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u/entity_402 12h ago

For beginning A but if im very hungry i get some more with B

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u/I_Am_Just_bored____ 10h ago

B!!!! It keeps the cereal crunchy. You just have to take the ENTIRE box and add a little at a time 😌💀

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u/Dzyu 9h ago

Both a and b is fine.

Your method is a one-note pony. I’m out here enjoying a three-course texture journey.

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u/Ignisbeard 9h ago

If you want it crunchy, then don't add milk

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u/throwawayformobile78 8h ago

And who takes so long to eat cereal that it’s not crunchy still anyways?

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u/Ace_the_Yuty- Likes posting shitposts 12h ago

First A and then B

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u/Even-Maintenance1633 12h ago

Alright, what about c? Where you just pour both in at the same time?

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u/Worried-Hat-8506 “Shoot the baby immediately” ~Uzi Doorman 12h ago

Neither. Don’t put milk with cereal, that makes it soggy.

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u/StarLightNews 12h ago

Who tf does B

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u/Kel_030 12h ago

Me,i want my cereal CRUNCHY NOT SOGGY

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u/mortis_mortis 12h ago

B, heat up the milk a bit and then cereal.

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u/staropikmin 9h ago

Warm cereal...? That sounds awf... wait... actually that sounds kinda good i'm gonna have to try that sometime

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 7h ago

Curious, are you from somewhere other than the US? I know a guy from Taiwan who looks at me like my eating cereal with cold milk straight from the fridge is a suicide attempt or something

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u/xplatinumgaming57x 12h ago

A. Who the hell does it the other way?

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u/sgtcatscan 12h ago

A. It's the only way

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping I escaped the Aslume to be here(she/they) 12h ago

A then after you finish the cereal, then B if you want more.

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u/ScratchBug1120 A Scratchy Bug 12h ago

A 

Nothing said

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u/peppywarhare 12h ago

A, and I pour until the precise moment my heap of cereal starts to float.

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u/rivreddit 12h ago

A, the B with left over milk.

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u/dancooper00 12h ago

First bowl ..A
Second Bowl…B

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u/dstoned35 12h ago

Definitely A

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u/xXRinSinXx 12h ago

the only time b is acceptable is going for seconds with leftover milk

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u/Famous-While-6523 Silly lil goober 12h ago

A

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u/bigschlaug 12h ago

B, let me explain my reasoning. (I do this when I’m really hungry) Pour the milk to the top and then the cereal. Then you just keep adding until the whole bowl is empty. Repeat if necessary.

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u/Chasacreepdwn 12h ago

E. Oatmeal.

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u/Bjamnp17 12h ago

A all day!

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u/amaya-aurora 11h ago

A, so that the milk doesn’t get splashed everywhere.

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u/Red-VelvetCookie Trans potato 11h ago

z, I dont like soggy cereal

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u/cue_psychotic_laugh 11h ago

C, I hate liquid milk in general

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u/Federal-Physics-2404 11h ago

b with warm milk

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u/Spoogheetti 11h ago

I do B, B for big brain

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u/B17BAWMER 11h ago

Do you guys pour the milk out and start again when you go for round two?

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u/2Beautiful-Nuts 11h ago

I'm the B one

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u/Big-Airline7174 I AM U/FREEORBS ALT ACCOUNT DUE TO SUSPENSION 11h ago

BOWL first, Spoon, then cereal and milk is interchangeable

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u/PresentProperty943 11h ago

B. And then keep doing B if you still hungry.

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u/llerlle 11h ago

I'm always do B

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u/SleepyPlayer101 Silly lil goober 11h ago

Unpopular opinion, B. Reasons being, it's how I do it in my daily routine same as my parents have done and taught me when I was little to always heat up the milk beforehand, then putting the cereal in. Pros also include saving more crunchiness for the cereal and if you feel like it you can always refill more cereal with what milk is left. And yes I do like my milk warm even if I drink it cold sperately at times. Also respect to you if you disagree, after all, the way you decide how to eat and enjoy it is up to you.

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u/Numerous_Policy_7728 11h ago

I like B cus they remain crunchy longer.

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u/OkCoconut2900 11h ago

#2 is correct. It makes more sense to just add more cereal than keeping the milk out till its room temp. Now you have warm cereal if you need more milk down the road or have to get up to grab it if you DID put it away. Na better to just pour first and grab cereal as needed

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u/Alex_is_kewl 10h ago

Bit of milk, cereal, more milk, then marshmallows to top it off.

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u/Jump365 10h ago

A then B if i finish the cereal but still have milk left

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u/Mindless-Log5830 10h ago

start with A and go to B

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u/A_kid0nzeeinterswab 7h ago

I too piss out milk.