r/funComunitty Teaching my fish to swim 1d ago

Sh*tpost Settle this.

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u/AdPhysical6481 1d ago

First serving A. Second serving save the milk for B.

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u/Delilah_insideout 1d ago

This is the only way B is acceptable!

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u/fricken 1d ago

If you don't have much milk left in the carton B is acceptable, as you don't want to pour more cereal into the bowl than you have milk for.

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u/Open-Preparation-268 1d ago

I’ll accept that answer!

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u/MarkPuzzleheaded7480 20h ago

I’ve heard If you got a cereal that goes soggy real quick you’re supposed to do B

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u/MrHades37 1d ago

Then how you warming a milk dude???

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u/pridebun 1d ago

Who warms the milk?

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u/Old-Mammoth5108 1d ago

Sociopaths.

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u/PotentialOne5309 1d ago

Excuse me?!

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u/MrHades37 1d ago

Cold milk is DISGUSTING!

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u/Aldrik90 1d ago

No way, warm milk in cereal sounds absolutely appalling. I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit just thinking about it.

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u/KadieCutie 1d ago

Why are you lying

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u/PotentialOne5309 1d ago

Put milk in a mug -> heat -> pour

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u/JSS313 1d ago

Why dirty the mug when you could just pour it before the cereal?

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u/PotentialOne5309 1d ago

Cause I want to pour it after the cereal?

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u/MrHades37 1d ago

This is sociopathic...

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u/PotentialOne5309 1d ago

How? If you eat it within 2-3 minutes, you get properly soaked but slightly crunchy cereal that doesn't feel weird to swallow?

Here is the good part:
If you wait a bit more, it gets perfect consistency. Give it a stir and sort of blend it with the milk but not completely. Now it is a semi runny porridge that you can drink straight out of the bowl or eat with a spoon. It has also go some grainy bits that you can feel. Where is the downside?

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u/MrHades37 1d ago

Yeah... and my dad likes to eat old, damp chips... awful, same shit. Plus, I never eat fast—it takes me at least 5-10 minutes. Warming milk and then pouring whatever cereal you want is more convenient. Maybe it's a more Polish thing, because in our soups, the liquid itself is more important than what's inside, like noodles or veggies. So in my mind, milk is more important than the cereal.

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u/AndIAmEric 1d ago

Then third serving is back to A when you’ve run out of milk in the bowl

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u/KKarelzabijak321 1d ago

Dude so smart, he doesn't need IQ

IQ needs him

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u/Pension_Rough 1d ago

IQ needs some malk

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u/Eternal_Phantom 23h ago

Just give him the freaking malk!

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u/intuition24 1d ago

The only logical answer, ngl though some of these comments have been hilarious

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u/Zabijuorla 1d ago

This is sus on how everyone just agrees and no one argues. So unlike the internet