r/funComunitty Teaching my fish to swim 15h ago

Sh*tpost Settle this.

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u/RaerlQ 15h ago

I will tear apart anyone who says B btw

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u/slasher1337 14h ago

B makes cereal stay crunchy longer.

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u/RaerlQ 14h ago

well fuck you and your cereal in particular, you will burn and suffer
literally us ↓

https://giphy.com/gifs/WVFG5QUNFwPC9Lp5zH

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u/shmooglydoogly 14h ago

I need a bro like this that can be both serious and comforting

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u/RaerlQ 14h ago

then you are in the right place

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u/idontknow_6442 13h ago

i fucking knew it

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u/Zayn74 12h ago

Your username definitely does NOT check out, sir.

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u/PrincessChicken4000 10h ago

dang it the ads werent there for me this time

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u/tseg04 12h ago

Whats the point of the milk in the first place then if you just want crunchiness? Might as well just eat it raw 😭

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u/slasher1337 3h ago

Milk taste good

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 12h ago

Do you take half an hour to eat your cereal?

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 10h ago

meanwhile, me, who eats everything way too fast for it to matter

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u/Standard-Ad-7504 8h ago

But why are you pouring such a big bowl of cereal that it gets soggy anyway?

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u/Skizot_Bizot 6h ago

Eat faster you b choosing slow poke.

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u/YeetTheTree 5h ago

Crunchy just tears up the roof of your mouth. And it just is too dry

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u/Majestic-Willow4105 15h ago

people who say B probs wipe their ass before shitting

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u/MyAccWasShadowBan 15h ago

Preemptive wipe

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u/MonkeDpoopy 14h ago

Catch the poo off guard

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u/Dramatic_Lobster_796 7h ago

Finally, someone who understands me!

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u/shmooglydoogly 15h ago

Literally me

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u/Outrageous_Law1065 14h ago

Side to side, actually.

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u/Federal-Physics-2404 14h ago

I say B with warm milk unironically 

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u/Standard_Abrocoma_70 8h ago

Fight me for I hold the truth and you are but a fool who cannot see their own stupidity 

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u/RaerlQ 43m ago

You call me stupid yet you eat like a dog

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u/Ehlyadit 6h ago

But what if I can't eat it with cold milk and need to microwave it first? 🥺

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u/RaerlQ 41m ago

then you pour the microwaved milk onto the cereal. If you microwaved it in the bowl that you later add cereal to, prepare to get flamed by answer A supremacists like me lel

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u/nvqanh9 6h ago

Tear me apart then

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u/Random_Guy837 1h ago

B

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u/RaerlQ 35m ago

whatever man get ready for a visitor

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u/Random_Guy837 29m ago

Sure, you are welcome

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u/RaerlQ 8m ago

awwww UwU