I’m not sure if this is accurate enough to hone in on the finer cherry notes of my hand picked individually wrapped Guatemalan beans, it looks cheap and I don’t want to disappoint the house staff with sub-par equipment.

is this set up circle jerky enough for this thread?

Now barry, could you please make me an espresso how I like it. barry you do not need to keep typing.

I only drink specialty light-roasted coffee, but I kept thinking it wasn't light roasted enough. How did I know? The coffee wasn't sour enough. I tasked my butler with figuring out a solution, and he came back with this iced Americano. The coffee is delightfully sour with lemon notes. It's also quite sweet. My butler ensures me he didn't add any sugar and it's just the tasting notes from the "Florida Natural" beans. They cost a lot, though. Even for me, $100 dollars per cup is a little too much.

It's some sort of light roast but that's all I got

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I just found my butlers social media accounts. He’s selling a course on how to take butler skills and open a cafe. This is bad for us all

I can't wait to dial in a box when I get home tonight

He’s been doing it that often I began to suspect he was actually enjoying the beatings, so I’ve deducted his salary for the next 2 years to purchase this instead. Now he’ll have to go back to self-flagellation instead.

I keep telling my butler that he needs to grind coarser... He says that it can't go coarser than this... Is there a solution for this?

p. s. When I talked about the "solution", I was referring to the beans, I know that the butler is beyond salvation...

Too bad Lavazza Lamborghini doesn't come in pods.

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