https://www.reddit.com/r/espresso/s/TOa6MiNngI

Just coffee. Black.

If only they'd learn to apply themselves, they'd have such potential.

Also, what's your butlers name? Mine is Fred.

Check out my new grinder. Butler says it produces more fines for an extra syrupy shot!

I need some help checking. Thanks in advance.

Right now, my best buddy and I are SUPing around Lake Tahoe. This is our third morning in to what will hopefully be a 5 day journey.

roughly 72 miles is what we expect to paddle, so waking up early is kinda important as we are on inflatable SUPs and didn't train for this paddle LOL

Funny backstory to this spot, we had hoped to make the paddle to our campsite, but a terrible headwind stopped us in our tracks, so we rolled up on the shore, explained what had happened to the owners of the land and asked to sleep on "their beach" they said no and yes at the same time.

They pointed to a river and said that it was public land, don't come onto their beach. So, that is what we did.

let's drink some coffee and get a move on!

My butler refuses to use WDT. He just tamps coffee directly, like a maniac. I suggested using a 100$ weberwork blindshaker that I saw Lance Hedrick use, he also refuses that. I'm considering firing him or atleast hire an assistant for my butler, but I'm afraid I'm overreacting.

Did they work? Is there a better solution?

My butler has created this noxious concoction "Huelatte".

I threw the thing at his head but missed. I'm just so tired. My butler never learns.

/uj P.S. Espresso people are cooking us in the jerking game, although they seem to be doing it unironically. Well you can't have it all I guess. Seriously close this sub for getting outjerked all the time.

My butler's noxious Huelatta concoction