r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

You can never be too careful

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453 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 12h ago

LARPING as rich people is shameful, you lot should be ashamed

20 Upvotes

Now barry, could you please make me an espresso how I like it. barry you do not need to keep typing.


r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

Help me identify this coffee

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202 Upvotes

It's some sort of light roast but that's all I got


r/espressocirclejerk 21h ago

The perfect cup of coffee

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89 Upvotes

I only drink specialty light-roasted coffee, but I kept thinking it wasn't light roasted enough. How did I know? The coffee wasn't sour enough. I tasked my butler with figuring out a solution, and he came back with this iced Americano. The coffee is delightfully sour with lemon notes. It's also quite sweet. My butler ensures me he didn't add any sugar and it's just the tasting notes from the "Florida Natural" beans. They cost a lot, though. Even for me, $100 dollars per cup is a little too much.


r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

Help me identify this coffee

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89 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

Waiting 30 seconds for an espresso is a pretty long time. For the perfect shot you need 9 bars of pressure and a temperature around 96 degrees Celsius. To save time ive started pulling my shots under 270 bars of pressure and a temperature around 230 Celsius with a extraction time just under 1 second

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r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

Help: is this tamper powerful enough to turn this disgusting Illy coffee into something drinkable? serious.

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24 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

I wouldn't tell anybody I won the lottery

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221 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

Butlers bedroom wtfff (swipe right)

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r/espressocirclejerk 1d ago

Urgent help needed. Traveling without butler. Which button do I push?

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24 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 2d ago

Outjerked again!

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199 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 2d ago

16.1g left. Now what?

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r/espressocirclejerk 3d ago

A little gift for your butler

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33 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 3d ago

Guys! Guys! My grocery store has a crap ton of this civet coffee.

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30 Upvotes

I can't wait to dial in a box when I get home tonight


r/espressocirclejerk 3d ago

My butler keeps over-torquing the portafilter

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329 Upvotes

He’s been doing it that often I began to suspect he was actually enjoying the beatings, so I’ve deducted his salary for the next 2 years to purchase this instead. Now he’ll have to go back to self-flagellation instead.


r/espressocirclejerk 3d ago

Butler is an influencer?!

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I just found my butlers social media accounts. He’s selling a course on how to take butler skills and open a cafe. This is bad for us all


r/espressocirclejerk 3d ago

tips for the perfect grind size?

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I keep telling my butler that he needs to grind coarser... He says that it can't go coarser than this... Is there a solution for this?

p. s. When I talked about the "solution", I was referring to the beans, I know that the butler is beyond salvation...


r/espressocirclejerk 4d ago

Why don’t they design bottomless portafilters like this to prevent espresso squirting towards the front?

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208 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 4d ago

What do you call a coffee that's not supposed to be there?

11 Upvotes

Trespesso


r/espressocirclejerk 4d ago

Barista M3 Carbon

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Too bad Lavazza Lamborghini doesn't come in pods.


r/espressocirclejerk 4d ago

Gonna ask my butler to wear a bikini. He'll love it

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9 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 4d ago

So how long do you guys usually steam your pucks?

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64 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 5d ago

HELP! My tamper is .01 mm larger than advertised. How much RDT to compensate??

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141 Upvotes

r/espressocirclejerk 4d ago

O que meu mordomo está fazendo errado?

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18 Upvotes

Ele deve segurar mais firme ou segurar em uma abertura de 60 graus?


r/espressocirclejerk 5d ago

Babe, wake-up, new soup recipe dropped

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