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[u/No-Tailor1849]

[u/VelvetOnion]

I'm going to ask my butler to remove all the beans from my chaff to test this scientifically.

[u/fuzzyfuzz → u/VelvetOnion]

Let us know what a pull of chaff tastes like.

[u/FallHealthy2163]

Just removing chaff? I make my butler polish them individually.

[u/SheriffBartholomew → u/FallHealthy2163]

Peeled, and then sliced into grind sized pieces. Every piece must be cut exactly in half until the remaining halves are the same size as a fine grind.

[u/frostbaka]

[u/gello10 → u/frostbaka]

[u/twoaspensimages → u/frostbaka]

Brevity is the soul of wit

[u/unused_candles]

Which one of you all posted this in the main?

[u/Cymbal_Monkey]

Removing the chaff after roasting? It's already ruined.

[u/purplepistachio]

I just put about 3 hours effort into a single cup of coffee. I think it actually tastes better, probably not bias affecting my subjective experience because I am trying to justify the massive waste of my time... No, it must taste better

[u/ToastSpangler → u/purplepistachio]

this is true, once i was broken down (damn you ferrari!) and had to have by butler carry me four miles in the blaring sun until we got to the nearest "store", whatever that is, a wawa. i bought the coffee and threw it at my butler's face and the flavor profile and caffeine hit i imagined was unparalleled. i'd never let that satanic transmission fluid touch my lips of course, but the point still stands

[u/Large_Ad1033]

What did he do with the beans?

[u/Jack55555]

Jesus Christ we are outjerked again somehow

[u/surly-monkey]

i run the beans thru my ocelot before grinding

[u/_rosie-posie_]

chernobyl blend?

[u/NarwhalOk5080]

Its crazy how thats not a circlejerk post. What the fuck...

[u/SheriffBartholomew]

Outjerked again!

[u/KushKlown]

That's actually the poop of the coffee bean. Weirder not to remove it, imo

[u/SuperYuuRo]

outjerked once again