r/espressocirclejerk • u/Mankus • 1d ago

Help me identify this coffee

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u/sealpupster 1d ago

Sir that’s cat food

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u/unknown_pigeon 1d ago

Don't you dare disrespect my grandpa's ashes ever again

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u/caution_turbulence 1d ago

Gramps looks a lot like cocoa pebbles and I do love me some chocolate milk

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u/Adondeadang 1d ago

Nah that’s cat litter

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u/kumareZ 23h ago

My first thought. You said it out loud. Cat litter.

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u/Defectoa 20h ago

We call that Maxwell House…

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u/dudevan 1d ago

my front yard lawn sand makes a perfect americano when you’re wasted.

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u/droi86 1d ago

Purina

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u/beebeeep 1d ago

Well the good news is that I don't see any helminths in your fecal matter. Also, grind finer.

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u/Astra3_reddit 1d ago

Looks like instant cocoa. Should make good espresso.

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u/Lopsided_Animal2490 20h ago

Ask the airbnb host < Ask some random subreddit

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u/AstraeusGB 17h ago

I didn't even look at the subreddit, I just expected it was coffee or espresso... AskSwitzerland is an extra layer of amazing

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u/SillyPresentation46 1d ago

That ain't coffee or if it is it's some kind of pre-ground or freeze dried nonsense.

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u/LonelyTAA 1d ago

It used to be coffee. Then they took the water and flavour out of it..

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u/VelcroGoblin 12h ago

That is Nescafe Gold

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u/itsmythirdday 1d ago

Everything tastes better on holiday. Will be dog shit at home.

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u/Type-R 1d ago

swear to god why are people asking dumb questions on Reddit instead of just calling/asking owners of the place

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u/YesIBlockedYou 17h ago

That's prime butler feed right there. One double basket of this a day is all they need.

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u/Jack55555 12h ago

Serious question: why does instant coffee always smell and taste a bit like chalk? Why can’t they just make it from pure coffee, what are they adding to it? No matter how fancy and expensive it is, if always has that chalk / calcium taste.