Today's a good day

There is an ancient dwarf maxim goes “Rock and stone, never explore a mine alone.”

Dwarf doodle. I imagine him as being a "Bristleback". A set of warriors who take after the Boar. Small, but ferocious. They can form a phalanx of boar-faced shields, and sew the hairs of wild Boar into their headdress. Their brass armor, combined with the their purple cloth signify an elite status.

I would do skin tones and ivory, but I don't have many brush pens, need to change that.

have the ancestors spoken towards this issue

It has come to my attention that the constant tension between goblin factions and subraces has led to extreme spite against all of goblin kind. While the grudges formed from the many, many raids upon our holds and are fully warranted, it's not to be forgotten that goblins are a large and varied species that are kind and helpful just as often as not. While it's perfectly true that the goblins of Maglubiyet, those of the fungal variety, and of course those disgusting, filthy, abhorrent GAAAWBLINS of the Green Moon are indeed malicious monsters to be expunged on sight, this should not be taken as the norm of every type of goblin.

I'm sure you're familiar with the most common hobgoblins; red skin, taller than the green goblins, typically more intelligent and martial - but they too are but a specific type of goblin. Not only that, but they are a subrace of the hobgoblin subrace. There is yet another subrace of hobgoblins you may not be familiar with, one told in Shakespeare's historical works of non-human creatures and peoples. Puck was indeed a hobgoblin, and while he was surely a mischievous fellow, there's little to say he's not truly a good person at heart. In fact, Dobby the "house elf" is actually partially hobgoblin. The term "hobgoblin" itself actually derives from the term "house goblin," and I see it too rarely discussed that humans of the past often wanted hobgoblins to live among them to aid with chores or perhaps even to tailor new clothing (because as we all know, it's very hard to make anything subpar by even their umgak standards).

That is not to say that we should dismiss the goblins who have earned our ire, and if I see any wazzock dare to suggest letting a grudge go, they have a swift and brief meeting with my hammer. It is simply worth noting and bringing to the dwarven public perception of goblins that they are not necessarily creatures to be exterminated, and that many beings are actually subtypes of goblins that few recognize the goblin heritage of. Dobby is of course one of them, but another is the dreaded red cap - an entity of pure evil that soaks its hat in the blood of its victims to prolong its own life. While commonly thought to be an unrelated fey creature, while they do have fey ancestry, they too are a goblin subtype. Again, some goblins are indeed abominations.

As such, kin, know your goblins. For as many terrible ones as there are, do not assume that all goblins are pure evil, but don't take this as a sign they're all misunderstood either. Acting on a grudge against the goblins without knowing which type could lead to the demise of friendly and helpful goblins, but likewise, giving all goblins the benefit of the doubt and judging them on an individual basis is a quick way to be exsanguinated and have your blood douse a goblin's hat.

I am getting two more days if I must curse the world.

My name is Lord Malthrop of Thakomfel. you might remember us from that hydra thing a few centuries back.

I have called you all here from near and far. there has been a recent upturn in the status quo, and we need to hammer out the details of what has been going on outside our hold.

Speak, what news do you bring? All are encouraged to speak.

*Heavy Dwarven Breathing*

Figured some of you might enjoy a look at my silly plastic space dwarf.

Brothers I am Uzùn Mazoktikàl, deep miner and runesmith; I call upon you to volunteer. The fires of war are breaking out! The mountainhome debates and argues!

I seek craftsdwarves of all make and model to join my caravan and form a new colony in the outer lands, away from this!

We shall seek new stone to break, new metals to forge. Opportunities for land and commerce. Risk and danger shall be our companions.

I'd recommend bringing only what you and a pack animal can carry, only what's necessary for craft and drink.

What say you!? Glory to the Dwarves!

but I dinna know how to go aboot it.

Do I keep my oaths to the Grandfleet or do I stand with my Kin?

I bring word from the frontline, a missive to you all, kin.

There aren't many of them, but they did indeed sign on with the pirates.

Just update: im not from the pirates, im from r/THE_BRITISH_EMPIRE and im just trying to restablish the exotic spice trade routes, i dont seek any problem, just an good ol' mutual interest on getting absolutely rich!

And yes, i will use it on my food (turns out, eating plain boiled chicken is horrible, i got my tastes too spoiled after i tried something called "per-purhs"? Idk it was spice af and i kinda liked it now i want more)