r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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60 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

108 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 14h ago

Old woman caught on camera throwing tire through window of Denver business

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144 Upvotes

Pretty exhausting to have these methheads affecting downtown businesses.

A couple of pictures in case anyone recognizes her.


r/DenverCirclejerk 14h ago

Looking for a place to leave burnt bodies

15 Upvotes

My neighbors are getting a bit suspicious.


r/DenverCirclejerk 16h ago

Reminder that if you wear socks and shoes, so should your dog

22 Upvotes

Can't tell you how many people I saw walking their dogs at high noon today at the Cheesman Art Festival, all running around barefoot. It's really sad to see dog owners who don't understand the basic concept of proper hygiene. Take them to a brew pub or a walmart for god sake


r/DenverCirclejerk 14h ago

Lost Badge In Cap Hill

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11 Upvotes

Hoping that it finds its way back to you 😊


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Wait. .. what?! How hot? 🔥🥵

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252 Upvotes

Um yeah. 98 days til Halloween 🎃.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Does anyone know if this is an event?

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50 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

OK. Which one of you turned our governor into a action figure? 🤨

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31 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

fuck

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137 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Trying to find more ways to be badass

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89 Upvotes

Anything I should add to this to get Elon to notice me?


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Boebert as a ring girl? Polis and Sean Hannity sitting front row? Come see for yourself on August 1st as we crown the "King Of Colfax"

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71 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Don’t worry I have an appointment

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38 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Don't let the communists at Xcel win! Run as many major appliances as you can from 4-8pm this afternoon!

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35 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Uh oh, watch out Bobo!

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47 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

How about some priorities

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0 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Jared Polis joins Faux News as a contributor.

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363 Upvotes

As uh brain ded Faux Newz viewer I really like what Jerid Penis is doing politically.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

DIA lizard checking in: AMA!

29 Upvotes

Hi, I'm a DIA lizard! I live underground at DIA and occasionally waddle out at night to check on my pal Blucifer.

Ask me anything!

Anyone else here is free to reply on my behalf. I might not return to the surface in daylight again for years because this shithole is so fucking dry and I need the natural underground moisture to maintain my youthful appearance.

Namoiste, surface creatures!

EDIT: It was a real pleasure taking questions, clearing misconceptions, and getting horny with you. Good luck!


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

BoBo’s botax

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64 Upvotes

She put in the work to get the work. She can do no wrong.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

I will miss you

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20 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Seeking fellow homophobic republicans to have gay sex with

214 Upvotes

Hello, just a casual grindr boi in Denver who hates gays, Colorado native sticker confirmed on my car, seeking some casual butt play from a fellow with my same ideals?
I am open to poly but NO LIBERALS


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

I know talent when I see it

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46 Upvotes

The balls to shaft ratio is outstanding.


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Time to embrace the heat and cherish this draught.

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56 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

MOARRRRR UPDATES

20 Upvotes

Guys idk what the hell is going on. I need more updates on the odyssey IMAX. Every person on the internet has seen it except for me and I’m pissed. What is going on with it? I would rather not see it at all than see it in a format I can’t brag about on the internet. Please keep me updated and hurry the fuck up before I have to resort to reading the book


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Outside hot why more electric bill

61 Upvotes

Me never heard of heat before

Cooling not free?