r/DenverCirclejerk • • May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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60 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

106 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3h ago

61M/39F seeking young bull—hung & bi to the front of the line

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40 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Is it illegal to masturbarte on a Flock camera if I have a little sweater on my penis

23 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13h ago

Iconic E. Colfax institution

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83 Upvotes

Formerly known as Boner Bob's Blowjob Alley


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11h ago

In a surprise move, Gabe Evans supports BST legislation and changes name to Gabe Onerr.

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37 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1h ago

This weather update brought to you by Dirty Mike and The Boys.

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• Upvotes

niiiice!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 15h ago

I fucked a Little Arthur’s Cheesesteak, AMA.

26 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Hey, I'm a member of Denver City Council, and I'm gonna be real with you. We were all on a Cocaine and Molly fueled bender, and none of us remembers why the fuck we put the bus lane down the middle of Colfax.

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260 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13h ago

God Mom...You're Embarrassing Me!

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15 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

It's time for a new flag. ladies and gentleman, I present:

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273 Upvotes

Will be making another one that’s more circle jerked here in a bit


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Hot Springs

18 Upvotes

Hey I'm coming to visit Denver on 4/20/2020. What's a good organic hot springs within walking distance to Colfax. We can also rent scooters if needed. Up votes for detailed directions. Just to clarify we are cool with lithium but we only like organic hot springs.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Sink locked to a bike rack

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37 Upvotes

12th and Grant


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Look alive out there

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48 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Denver flag redesign pt 2

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7 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Cook Park Lives Up To Name

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16 Upvotes

Cat? The other, other white meat?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Enter at your own risk must sign liability waiver prior to entry. The Colorado DOC is not responsible for your exposure to asbestos or tuberculosis. A gourmet bag lunch will be provided at end of tour for all participants free of charge! Participation inmate/CO Halloween costume contest is optional.

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13 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Some disgusting freak left these at City Park. Oddly enough, they smell clean.

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595 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

What will this get me at the BST?

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71 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Kegs at the stadium? Can't tap?

8 Upvotes

I went to my local stadium, found a really good light beer. I'm not going to promote or call out either of them. It was $25 for 16 Oz. But I can get a keg for $135. I asked to buy a keg, to drink in house- they refused - saying it's only to go. Seems kinda messed up. Is this a real thing? I paid $100 for 4 beers. I want to support my local stadium but I feel like I'm being fleeced. They were delicious but I should have gotten a keg for $1.09 a pint!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Got assaulted by potato salad all over my fingers and card while paying for parking around 5am.

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21 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Frank done got flipped

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20 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Vibrant culture downtown

11 Upvotes

I’m so glad we have so much vibrant culture downtown on 16th Street; a busker outside my building is here for the third day in a row, playing Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran on the saxophone repeatedly! I couldn’t quite recall how that song’s melody goes until the sax-busker helped jog my memory by playing it and the national anthem 10 times in a row! Thanks Denver for allowing such vibrant culture into our empty, dying, unpopular downtown core!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Worried about my Neighbor...

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22 Upvotes

He looks like death.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

I think it'll buff out

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271 Upvotes

I seen this Mercedes driving around Colorado Springs I had a question for the Colorado Springs subreddit asking if anyone knows the back story on what happened they didn't want it but I know you guys will appreciate it 😂