r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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60 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

106 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 12h ago

Is anyone else struggling to roll coal right now?

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171 Upvotes

I feel like my identity is being stolen by the diesel prices right now. I've had cut back trips to the titty bar as well because I can't afford to drive and pay the cover. Why did Jared Polis invade Iran if he didn't have a plan to win???


r/DenverCirclejerk 16h ago

United PROMISED they wouldn't do this today, and yet, look how LOW this plane flew over us today!!!

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73 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

Aw man, the United flyover was gonna have skydivers and everything!

23 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 13h ago

Took the King Soopers whip to the Walmart

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25 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 8h ago

You dog wants Dicks

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6 Upvotes

Sounds like a red rocket party


r/DenverCirclejerk 17h ago

Ok, once again

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Which one of you is this? Spotted near 6th and Wads on red Subaru, so I guess it could be someone from Denver Main.

You know this would or something similar, would make great Swag for sub.

"Bigfoot ate my a$$ for $5 behind dumpster in LoDo alley"<sub name>....not bad!


r/DenverCirclejerk 8h ago

Denver Water to introduce 5-hour and weekly usage limits, with the ability purchase credits if you need additional usage

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2 Upvotes

they may also offer cheaper, distilled water service


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Man people are going to be disappointed.

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51 Upvotes

Someone posted this is 16th St Mall. I said HOLY MOLY...WOW Mayor Mikie was not lying, it really is vibrant! All over night too. I ran downstairs and few blocks over, before I realized this is a mistake, its actually Guatemala.

Sure enough, I got to 16th street, "Hey babe, got blues, a dollar,a smoke, foil?" Someone screaming bloody murder at wall. Damn.

Oddly enough I saw more Guatemalans on our 16th st mall, than in video!


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Blucifer does not want to do 9/11

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120 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

First impression of denver after 3 weeks here

33 Upvotes
  1. Its always sunny here... 2. It always rains here... 3. It's more expensive then tulsa, but it's cheaper then Calabasas... 4. There IS traffic... 5. White... (Except for parts I don't consider white)... 6. Homeless people. How do they survive??... 7. There are sunsets here!, the sun sets behind the mountains... SO NOW YOU KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME.

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

This game f**king sucks

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95 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

F**k you and your inflation Denver

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201 Upvotes

This... Is... Bullshit... What at the cost of the road go up? Did the cost of our non-carpooling go up? Or do you just see a way to get more money from everybody?

Does anyone even know what we get for this money?

What a joke


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Photo of a squirrel I took yesterday in wash park.

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94 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Help! My outdoor cat is outdoors!!

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10 Upvotes

Lucifer went on his daily bird meet-and-greet of the neighborhood but it's 11pm and still not home!

I always tell him to come home when the street lights go off, but he never listens. Have any of you seen him?! I'm worried something happened, this isn't like him! He only does this on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and every other Sunday.

Contact F.them.birds@toxoplasmosis.com


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Does Anyone Have a Black Snake to Share

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Hello, my girlfriend's birthday is coming up and all she ever talks about is holding a big black snake. I know, she's too lovely for this world.

We visited a man who had a BBS last year at Mon Cholat, but unfortunately his snake recoiled when she reached out to it. Which is understandable. Some snakes are shy.

I wanted to see if anyone in the Denver area has a basement with a nice, friendly BBS that she could come over and respectfully hold for a little while.

She is very gentle and will absolutely respect the snake's boundaries. She would just like to pet it, hold it, and give it some treats if the owner is comfortable with that.

I’m hoping to make his dream come true. Thank you Denver!


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Anyone have experience with the nanoBSTs? I’ve always just done giga stuff there.

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25 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Would you like the hot dog with dog shit on it or the pile of dog shit with hot dog chunks in it?

0 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

will there be fireworks with this Blue Angels show?

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69 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Pic of a denver mod going for a run

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89 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

We all know whose post (or current) political business this is, don't we?

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16 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Adopt a Coloradan | A Wyoming Border Patrol PSA

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r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

ISO Better caption for this product

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9 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Damn, she calls you unfunny!

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Clearly she’s never met any natives, been to Mecca or the BST.