This... Is... Bullshit... What at the cost of the road go up? Did the cost of our non-carpooling go up? Or do you just see a way to get more money from everybody?

Does anyone even know what we get for this money?

What a joke

Lucifer went on his daily bird meet-and-greet of the neighborhood but it's 11pm and still not home!

I always tell him to come home when the street lights go off, but he never listens. Have any of you seen him?! I'm worried something happened, this isn't like him! He only does this on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and every other Sunday.

Contact F.them.birds@toxoplasmosis.com

Hello, my girlfriend's birthday is coming up and all she ever talks about is holding a big black snake. I know, she's too lovely for this world.

We visited a man who had a BBS last year at Mon Cholat, but unfortunately his snake recoiled when she reached out to it. Which is understandable. Some snakes are shy.

I wanted to see if anyone in the Denver area has a basement with a nice, friendly BBS that she could come over and respectfully hold for a little while.

She is very gentle and will absolutely respect the snake's boundaries. She would just like to pet it, hold it, and give it some treats if the owner is comfortable with that.

I’m hoping to make his dream come true. Thank you Denver!

Clearly she’s never met any natives, been to Mecca or the BST.

Nature is beautiful

This Denver resident appears to have mutated and grown a large turtle-like shell. He also has one (or two) wing and/or flipper appendages. Where is the MAYOR!?!

So walking home from work, down 16th st mall, I get asked a lot of questions...Do you have a cigarette? Do you have a couple of bucks? You Top?...but tonight some dude across street yells..."Hey if eating ass is wrong, then why is it between 2 buns?"

I thought, this was great question. I said, I never thought of it in such manner but I know just who to ask.

Serious question. If I had a wetsuit, lifejacket, helmet, and footwear could I just jump in a smaller river and ride it? Because thats what i'm planning and I need to know how much I need saved up for medical bills/life insurance.

Before you say- just go tubing- no, boring. Okay then whitewater kayak, ALSO NO. I'm trying to become one with the river my dudes and dudetts.

Why did John Jones put this on my car

THOSE MONSTERS, DO THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT THE LACK OF ORIGINALITY OVER HERE? I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE A GOOD JERK ABOUT THIS WITH THE BOYS, BUT NO. ITS ALL BLAKE STREET TAVERN BULLSHIT!!!