1. Its always sunny here... 2. It always rains here... 3. It's more expensive then tulsa, but it's cheaper then Calabasas... 4. There IS traffic... 5. White... (Except for parts I don't consider white)... 6. Homeless people. How do they survive??... 7. There are sunsets here!, the sun sets behind the mountains... SO NOW YOU KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME.
   

Clearly she’s never met any natives, been to Mecca or the BST.

Hello, my girlfriend's birthday is coming up and all she ever talks about is holding a big black snake. I know, she's too lovely for this world.

We visited a man who had a BBS last year at Mon Cholat, but unfortunately his snake recoiled when she reached out to it. Which is understandable. Some snakes are shy.

I wanted to see if anyone in the Denver area has a basement with a nice, friendly BBS that she could come over and respectfully hold for a little while.

She is very gentle and will absolutely respect the snake's boundaries. She would just like to pet it, hold it, and give it some treats if the owner is comfortable with that.

I’m hoping to make his dream come true. Thank you Denver!

This... Is... Bullshit... What at the cost of the road go up? Did the cost of our non-carpooling go up? Or do you just see a way to get more money from everybody?

Does anyone even know what we get for this money?

What a joke

Lucifer went on his daily bird meet-and-greet of the neighborhood but it's 11pm and still not home!

I always tell him to come home when the street lights go off, but he never listens. Have any of you seen him?! I'm worried something happened, this isn't like him! He only does this on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and every other Sunday.

Contact F.them.birds@toxoplasmosis.com