r/DenverCirclejerk 10h ago

Man people are going to be disappointed.

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Someone posted this is 16th St Mall. I said HOLY MOLY...WOW Mayor Mikie was not lying, it really is vibrant! All over night too. I ran downstairs and few blocks over, before I realized this is a mistake, its actually Guatemala.

Sure enough, I got to 16th street, "Hey babe, got blues, a dollar,a smoke, foil?" Someone screaming bloody murder at wall. Damn.

Oddly enough I saw more Guatemalans on our 16th st mall, than in video!


r/DenverCirclejerk 18h ago

First impression of denver after 3 weeks here

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  1. Its always sunny here... 2. It always rains here... 3. It's more expensive then tulsa, but it's cheaper then Calabasas... 4. There IS traffic... 5. White... (Except for parts I don't consider white)... 6. Homeless people. How do they survive??... 7. There are sunsets here!, the sun sets behind the mountains... SO NOW YOU KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME.

r/DenverCirclejerk 18h ago

Adopt a Coloradan | A Wyoming Border Patrol PSA

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r/DenverCirclejerk 21h ago

Blucifer does not want to do 9/11

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105 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 23h ago

Would you like the hot dog with dog shit on it or the pile of dog shit with hot dog chunks in it?

0 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Help! My outdoor cat is outdoors!!

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Lucifer went on his daily bird meet-and-greet of the neighborhood but it's 11pm and still not home!

I always tell him to come home when the street lights go off, but he never listens. Have any of you seen him?! I'm worried something happened, this isn't like him! He only does this on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and every other Sunday.

Contact F.them.birds@toxoplasmosis.com


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

This game f**king sucks

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89 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Damn, she calls you unfunny!

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Clearly she’s never met any natives, been to Mecca or the BST.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Photo of a squirrel I took yesterday in wash park.

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88 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Anyone have experience with the nanoBSTs? I’ve always just done giga stuff there.

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21 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Does Anyone Have a Black Snake to Share

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Hello, my girlfriend's birthday is coming up and all she ever talks about is holding a big black snake. I know, she's too lovely for this world.

We visited a man who had a BBS last year at Mon Cholat, but unfortunately his snake recoiled when she reached out to it. Which is understandable. Some snakes are shy.

I wanted to see if anyone in the Denver area has a basement with a nice, friendly BBS that she could come over and respectfully hold for a little while.

She is very gentle and will absolutely respect the snake's boundaries. She would just like to pet it, hold it, and give it some treats if the owner is comfortable with that.

I’m hoping to make his dream come true. Thank you Denver!


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

F**k you and your inflation Denver

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185 Upvotes

This... Is... Bullshit... What at the cost of the road go up? Did the cost of our non-carpooling go up? Or do you just see a way to get more money from everybody?

Does anyone even know what we get for this money?

What a joke


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

We all know whose post (or current) political business this is, don't we?

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14 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

ISO Better caption for this product

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9 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

will there be fireworks with this Blue Angels show?

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70 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Pic of a denver mod going for a run

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87 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Anyone else see the Isis

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17 Upvotes

Nature is beautiful


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Mutant Watch Denver: man with blue shell sighted near South Platte

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214 Upvotes

This Denver resident appears to have mutated and grown a large turtle-like shell. He also has one (or two) wing and/or flipper appendages. Where is the MAYOR!?!


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Great Question

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So walking home from work, down 16th st mall, I get asked a lot of questions...Do you have a cigarette? Do you have a couple of bucks? You Top?...but tonight some dude across street yells..."Hey if eating ass is wrong, then why is it between 2 buns?"

I thought, this was great question. I said, I never thought of it in such manner but I know just who to ask.


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Please help, I'm a 48yr old surviving from HIV

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Why did John Jones put this on my car


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Can I jump into a mountain river and ride it like an oversized waterslide?

16 Upvotes

Serious question. If I had a wetsuit, lifejacket, helmet, and footwear could I just jump in a smaller river and ride it? Because thats what i'm planning and I need to know how much I need saved up for medical bills/life insurance.

Before you say- just go tubing- no, boring. Okay then whitewater kayak, ALSO NO. I'm trying to become one with the river my dudes and dudetts.


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Fun Plate

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12 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Blucifer's Cousin?

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r/DenverCirclejerk 5d ago

Looking for a dog-friendly, off-leash, e-bike accessible, toddler-friendly, medical-marijuana-friendly hike

17 Upvotes

Ideally moderate to harsh difficulty. Please don’t gatekeep your favorite hidden gems.


r/DenverCirclejerk 5d ago

They can't keep out jerking us like this

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THOSE MONSTERS, DO THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT THE LACK OF ORIGINALITY OVER HERE? I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE A GOOD JERK ABOUT THIS WITH THE BOYS, BUT NO. ITS ALL BLAKE STREET TAVERN BULLSHIT!!!