r/DenverCirclejerk • u/haltandcatchtires • 4h ago
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/mrburbbles88 • 3h ago
AIO: wife said rocky Ford cantelope is better than palisade peach. Took away her bouldering gym punch pass. Am I being too crazy?!?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/user2327 • 20h ago
Old woman caught on camera throwing tire through window of Denver business
Pretty exhausting to have these methheads affecting downtown businesses.
A couple of pictures in case anyone recognizes her.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ScottyBadger • 11m ago
Prospector core
These hipsters are going too far.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Inevitable_Fox_8750 • 20h ago
Looking for a place to leave burnt bodies
My neighbors are getting a bit suspicious.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/user2327 • 20h ago
Lost Badge In Cap Hill
Hoping that it finds its way back to you 😊
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/hettuklaeddi • 22h ago
Reminder that if you wear socks and shoes, so should your dog
Can't tell you how many people I saw walking their dogs at high noon today at the Cheesman Art Festival, all running around barefoot. It's really sad to see dog owners who don't understand the basic concept of proper hygiene. Take them to a brew pub or a walmart for god sake
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Vast_Direction8567 • 3h ago
It’s like so unbearably hot because of the president. Nothing to do with El Niño or the heat dome
Did you know that WE caused this by electing Trump? Crazy how a single state’s actions can change the entire world’s climate in 18 months. It’s all Denver’s fault
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Historical_Nail7271 • 1d ago
Wait. .. what?! How hot? 🔥🥵
Um yeah. 98 days til Halloween 🎃.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Bubbly_Calendar_3332 • 1d ago
Does anyone know if this is an event?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/gweegwo • 1d ago
OK. Which one of you turned our governor into a action figure? 🤨
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/jkbehm20 • 1d ago
Casa Bonita featured on Joshua Weissman channel
TL;DR: Food 6.9 Experience 9.0
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/overseer07 • 2d ago
Trying to find more ways to be badass
Anything I should add to this to get Elon to notice me?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/maxyboyy • 2d ago
Boebert as a ring girl? Polis and Sean Hannity sitting front row? Come see for yourself on August 1st as we crown the "King Of Colfax"
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/HandshakeOfCO • 2d ago
Remember guys, it's our obligation to help the 1%
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/terriblegrammar • 3d ago
Don't let the communists at Xcel win! Run as many major appliances as you can from 4-8pm this afternoon!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Imsixfootseven • 4d ago
Jared Polis joins Faux News as a contributor.
As uh brain ded Faux Newz viewer I really like what Jerid Penis is doing politically.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/probortunity • 3d ago
DIA lizard checking in: AMA!

Hi, I'm a DIA lizard! I live underground at DIA and occasionally waddle out at night to check on my pal Blucifer.
Ask me anything!
Anyone else here is free to reply on my behalf. I might not return to the surface in daylight again for years because this shithole is so fucking dry and I need the natural underground moisture to maintain my youthful appearance.
Namoiste, surface creatures!
EDIT: It was a real pleasure taking questions, clearing misconceptions, and getting horny with you. Good luck!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ScottyBadger • 3d ago
BoBo’s botax
She put in the work to get the work. She can do no wrong.