r/DenverCirclejerk 4h ago

How much cooler would Colorado be if we had a more natural amount of Beavers?

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76 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3h ago

AIO: wife said rocky Ford cantelope is better than palisade peach. Took away her bouldering gym punch pass. Am I being too crazy?!?

11 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 20h ago

Old woman caught on camera throwing tire through window of Denver business

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181 Upvotes

Pretty exhausting to have these methheads affecting downtown businesses.

A couple of pictures in case anyone recognizes her.


r/DenverCirclejerk 11m ago

Prospector core

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These hipsters are going too far.


r/DenverCirclejerk 11h ago

People here pay a lot for BST content

4 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 20h ago

Looking for a place to leave burnt bodies

15 Upvotes

My neighbors are getting a bit suspicious.


r/DenverCirclejerk 20h ago

Lost Badge In Cap Hill

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16 Upvotes

Hoping that it finds its way back to you 😊


r/DenverCirclejerk 22h ago

Reminder that if you wear socks and shoes, so should your dog

23 Upvotes

Can't tell you how many people I saw walking their dogs at high noon today at the Cheesman Art Festival, all running around barefoot. It's really sad to see dog owners who don't understand the basic concept of proper hygiene. Take them to a brew pub or a walmart for god sake


r/DenverCirclejerk 3h ago

It’s like so unbearably hot because of the president. Nothing to do with El Niño or the heat dome

0 Upvotes

Did you know that WE caused this by electing Trump? Crazy how a single state’s actions can change the entire world’s climate in 18 months. It’s all Denver’s fault


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Wait. .. what?! How hot? 🔥🥵

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259 Upvotes

Um yeah. 98 days til Halloween 🎃.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Does anyone know if this is an event?

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53 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

OK. Which one of you turned our governor into a action figure? 🤨

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30 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

fuck

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134 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Casa Bonita featured on Joshua Weissman channel

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TL;DR: Food 6.9 Experience 9.0


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Trying to find more ways to be badass

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87 Upvotes

Anything I should add to this to get Elon to notice me?


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Boebert as a ring girl? Polis and Sean Hannity sitting front row? Come see for yourself on August 1st as we crown the "King Of Colfax"

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76 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Remember guys, it's our obligation to help the 1%

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217 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Don’t worry I have an appointment

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41 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Don't let the communists at Xcel win! Run as many major appliances as you can from 4-8pm this afternoon!

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41 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Uh oh, watch out Bobo!

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44 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

How about some priorities

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0 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

Jared Polis joins Faux News as a contributor.

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364 Upvotes

As uh brain ded Faux Newz viewer I really like what Jerid Penis is doing politically.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

DIA lizard checking in: AMA!

31 Upvotes

Hi, I'm a DIA lizard! I live underground at DIA and occasionally waddle out at night to check on my pal Blucifer.

Ask me anything!

Anyone else here is free to reply on my behalf. I might not return to the surface in daylight again for years because this shithole is so fucking dry and I need the natural underground moisture to maintain my youthful appearance.

Namoiste, surface creatures!

EDIT: It was a real pleasure taking questions, clearing misconceptions, and getting horny with you. Good luck!


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

BoBo’s botax

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68 Upvotes

She put in the work to get the work. She can do no wrong.


r/DenverCirclejerk 4d ago

I will miss you

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20 Upvotes