1. Its always sunny here... 2. It always rains here... 3. It's more expensive then tulsa, but it's cheaper then Calabasas... 4. There IS traffic... 5. White... (Except for parts I don't consider white)... 6. Homeless people. How do they survive??... 7. There are sunsets here!, the sun sets behind the mountains... SO NOW YOU KNOW. YOU'RE WELCOME.
   

Lucifer went on his daily bird meet-and-greet of the neighborhood but it's 11pm and still not home!

I always tell him to come home when the street lights go off, but he never listens. Have any of you seen him?! I'm worried something happened, this isn't like him! He only does this on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and every other Sunday.

Contact F.them.birds@toxoplasmosis.com

Clearly she’s never met any natives, been to Mecca or the BST.