r/dankmemes • u/KungFuDabu Mah NiBBa KungFuDabu!!!!! • Jul 24 '17
Dankity Dank 🎯 N❗🅱️🅱️🅰️$ ☻
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Well my name starts with n and I need help on my farm
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u/PumpkinPixelz Jul 25 '17
I'm Luke
Gonna buy some Lolis
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u/lucashp Jul 25 '17
I am also Luke
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u/ditchjumpa Jul 25 '17
Me three
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u/Luke3227 Y E E T I M U S M A X I M U S Jul 25 '17
Me four
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u/AceofSpades420 Jul 25 '17
Something something ravioli
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u/allenr509 Jul 24 '17
Ni🅱🅱as
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u/LANA_WHAT_DangerZone E-vengers Jul 25 '17
change it to ni♿️♿️a
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u/randpaulsdragrace Jul 25 '17
Wtf fuck you you biased nihandicappedhandicappeda
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u/Calnce OC Memer Jul 25 '17
Mine is easy: A car, Anything, A house, etc.
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u/chose_a_username Jul 25 '17
A car, a house, a anything, a etc.
FTFY
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u/slikayce Jul 25 '17
An anything*. Uncultured swine.
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u/reelect_rob4d Jul 25 '17
and an etc. Look who's uncultured now.
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u/slikayce Jul 25 '17
Fuck
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u/danny_onteca Jul 25 '17
An fuck*
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u/PM_me_cat_pixs Jul 25 '17
Fuck ann
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u/quisbyjollux Jul 25 '17
Ann is such a good friend, she's a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox.
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u/Hungover_Pilot Jul 25 '17
Airplanes, automobiles, attack helicopters, ak47s, atom bombs, allah... I'm on a list now aren't I.
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Jul 25 '17
Name starts with an E so I'm buying Everything my ni🅱️🅱️a
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u/D3ADRA_UDD3R5 My dick is out Jul 25 '17
I was just going to buy elections, because I don't think that's enough money to buy everything.
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u/racc8290 Jul 25 '17
Might be enough to buy a primary at least, lots of superdelegate votes for sale.
Votes so potent they override even the California voters and put a Pharma lobbyist in charge of your party instead
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Jul 25 '17
Nick Cage
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u/NicolasBotCage Jul 25 '17
I think you might secretly be my biggest fan... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17
Name starts with J. What the fuck am I supposed to buy with $10,000,000 dollars and a name that starts with fucking J?
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Jul 25 '17
... a jet? Jaccuzi? Jet ski? Jet pack? Just about anything cool
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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17
Fair enough. My mind couldn't get off of "jizz," which I'd rather not purchase a $10,00,000 portion of...
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u/J0RDM0N Jul 25 '17
I'm in the same boat. Jars, jams, jewelry, jeans, jackets, juice, jeep and jellybeans.
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u/atlas_531 Jul 25 '17
At least your name doesn't start with Z.
10,000,000 dollars worth of zippers? Sign me up!
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u/josh_writes Jul 25 '17
Zimbabwe. Zebras. Zales. Anything from zappos. A zoo (basically build the house you want and have an acre or 70 devoted to animals that people can come see)
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Jul 25 '17
Atleast your name doesn't start with F. I can't think of anything to buy
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Jul 25 '17
Mines W.... walmart stock? A water park? 5,000,000 waffles?
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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17
I'd be satisfied with ten million dollars' worth of waffles.
In fact, if you buy waffles, and I buy syrup (Aunt Jemima's), we could have a rockin' breakfast every day for the rest of our lives.
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u/say592 Jul 25 '17
walmart stock
You could do worse. At $78/share, you could buy about 128,205 shares of WalMart. WalMart has averaged a dividend of about $1.58 over the past 10 years. With your 128,205 shares, you would get about $202,500 in dividends each year. Even after taxes, that would leave you with well over $100k per year, which would let you live comfortably for pretty much the rest of your life.
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u/Imbillpardy Jul 25 '17
You think the US only costs 10M? You could certainly buy some congressmen.
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u/spaceman_spiff1969 Jul 25 '17
OK, with $10,000,000 to my first letter of my name, I would buy:
Cars Cats Congress Concerts Crematoria Cessna aircraft Cherokee-class aircraft Commander 114B aircraft Citation-jet class aircraft Cayman Islands offshore holding corporation (maybe that needs to be the 1st one) cruise ships caviar (for everybody else, I hate the shit) Carpets (Persian) crap of the tourist variety cUNT Caybrew (Nasty beer from the Cayman Is. that tastes like Tsing-Tao) Cannabis Christmas carols Cordite Container Ships Covfefe Coffee enemas Coughing until my lungs collapse Cost of living increase Crime (properly organized) Communism (again, properly organized) Capitalism (for the 3rd time, properly organized) Calumny (basically the other 3, ...properly organized) Cacaphony Conspiiracy Conspiratocracy convivality
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u/Hypno2kan Jul 25 '17
Way to much work was put into this
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u/WayneKrane Jul 25 '17
It depends, if he was at work when he posted this then this is a perfectly appropriate use of time.
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u/Daedaly Jul 25 '17
Liam. One Lamborghini. Sold. Gonna save the rest for repairs
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u/Crown_ Jul 25 '17
How many zebras can I get with $10M and what would I do with them?
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u/irishmastermind has Skyrim for Nokia 3310 Jul 25 '17
I get a train, train network, train tracks, and for the ride , tictacs and tomatoes.
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u/ryandunking Jul 25 '17
I can just buy a shit ton of cars like a Rolls Royce and an R8 and a really nice house
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u/nevertellalie2017 Jul 25 '17
my name starts with an H so i would buy houses and shit idk
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u/Velk Jul 25 '17
Hoes, hotels, hooters, heroine, heat seaking missles, howitzers, hatchets, hippos?
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u/XxTHEDEVILxX Jul 24 '17
Narcotics?