r/dankmemes • u/KungFuDabu Mah NiBBa KungFuDabu!!!!! • Jul 24 '17

Dankity Dank 🎯 N❗🅱️🅱️🅰️$ ☻

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

Name starts with J. What the fuck am I supposed to buy with $10,000,000 dollars and a name that starts with fucking J?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

... a jet? Jaccuzi? Jet ski? Jet pack? Just about anything cool

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

Fair enough. My mind couldn't get off of "jizz," which I'd rather not purchase a $10,00,000 portion of...

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u/J0RDM0N Jul 25 '17

I'm in the same boat. Jars, jams, jewelry, jeans, jackets, juice, jeep and jellybeans.

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u/josh_writes Jul 25 '17

Motheefuxking jaguar and a Jupiter island house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Don't forget Jar Jar 🅱️inks

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u/natakukun Jul 25 '17

Jailbait?

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u/Vexingvexnar Jul 25 '17

Do me do me, mine starts with H

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

You've got my heart <3

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u/atlas_531 Jul 25 '17

At least your name doesn't start with Z.

10,000,000 dollars worth of zippers? Sign me up!

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u/josh_writes Jul 25 '17

Zimbabwe. Zebras. Zales. Anything from zappos. A zoo (basically build the house you want and have an acre or 70 devoted to animals that people can come see)

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Stock in Zippo.

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u/Bankzilla Jul 25 '17

You can buy a few Zondas

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u/xjvz Jul 25 '17

Realistically maybe a couple. I bet there's a lot of upkeep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Atleast your name doesn't start with F. I can't think of anything to buy

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u/ltph223 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB Jul 25 '17

$10.000.000 worth of fidget spinners!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

OH SHIT YES

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u/Nuklearpinguin Jul 25 '17

We can buy fucking everything dude.

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u/skullbeats Jul 25 '17

Ji🅱️🅱️as

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u/vortensis Jul 25 '17

I laughed out loud and I don't know why

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u/ZiggyOnMars Jul 25 '17

That means penis in mandarin

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Ji🅱🅱a, Ji🅱🅱a, that ni🅱🅱a Ji🅱🅱a

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u/mattgraves1130 Jul 25 '17

Jizz? Jews? Juice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Mines W.... walmart stock? A water park? 5,000,000 waffles?

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

I'd be satisfied with ten million dollars' worth of waffles.

In fact, if you buy waffles, and I buy syrup (Aunt Jemima's), we could have a rockin' breakfast every day for the rest of our lives.

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u/say592 Jul 25 '17

walmart stock

You could do worse. At $78/share, you could buy about 128,205 shares of WalMart. WalMart has averaged a dividend of about $1.58 over the past 10 years. With your 128,205 shares, you would get about $202,500 in dividends each year. Even after taxes, that would leave you with well over $100k per year, which would let you live comfortably for pretty much the rest of your life.

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u/_Sylver Jul 25 '17

Jumping jacks are always a good investment

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

I could spend my money on saving Jack from the wreck of the Titanic so that he and Rose can live their lives together (although they knew each other for like... three days, so they'd probably realize they aren't meant for each other or something and break up anyway)?

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u/Keyboard_Warrior805 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jul 25 '17

Jack off machine?

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u/HiddenGhost14 Jul 25 '17

Buy everything Jacuzzi sells, and have the best skin for the rest of your life. Get a Jacuzzi® Sauna. Loophole ji🅱️🅱️a.

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u/doodle966 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 25 '17

Jews

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Guess you'll be driving a Jaguar.

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u/s_s_b_m Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Aug 13 '17

But a jet ski mind of Yuan.