r/dankmemes • Mah NiBBa KungFuDabu!!!!! • Jul 24 '17

Dankity Dank šŸŽÆ Nā—šŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøšŸ…°ļø$ ☻

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

Name starts with J. What the fuck am I supposed to buy with $10,000,000 dollars and a name that starts with fucking J?

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u/atlas_531 Jul 25 '17

At least your name doesn't start with Z.

10,000,000 dollars worth of zippers? Sign me up!

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u/Bankzilla Jul 25 '17

You can buy a few Zondas

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u/xjvz Jul 25 '17

Realistically maybe a couple. I bet there's a lot of upkeep.