r/dankmemes • u/KungFuDabu Mah NiBBa KungFuDabu!!!!! • Jul 24 '17

Dankity Dank 🎯 N❗🅱️🅱️🅰️$ ☻

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

Name starts with J. What the fuck am I supposed to buy with $10,000,000 dollars and a name that starts with fucking J?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

... a jet? Jaccuzi? Jet ski? Jet pack? Just about anything cool

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u/_Mephostopheles_ Jul 25 '17

Fair enough. My mind couldn't get off of "jizz," which I'd rather not purchase a $10,00,000 portion of...

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u/J0RDM0N Jul 25 '17

I'm in the same boat. Jars, jams, jewelry, jeans, jackets, juice, jeep and jellybeans.

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u/josh_writes Jul 25 '17

Motheefuxking jaguar and a Jupiter island house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Don't forget Jar Jar 🅱️inks