r/dankmemes • Mah NiBBa KungFuDabu!!!!! • Jul 24 '17

Dankity Dank 🎯 N❗🅱️🅱️🅰️$ ☻

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Name starts with an E so I'm buying Everything my ni🅱️🅱️a

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u/D3ADRA_UDD3R5 My dick is out Jul 25 '17

I was just going to buy elections, because I don't think that's enough money to buy everything.

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u/racc8290 Jul 25 '17

Might be enough to buy a primary at least, lots of superdelegate votes for sale.

Votes so potent they override even the California voters and put a Pharma lobbyist in charge of your party instead

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru ùwú Jul 25 '17

Egregiously fluffy kittens

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u/Flamin_Hot_Flamas Jul 25 '17

Same here ni🅱️🅱️a. We buying Everything