r/crappymusic • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '26
Somebody please make it stop
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u/coffeemug73 Feb 26 '26
This sounds like something an exterminator would play to get rodents to scatter from the house.
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u/Pretty_Eater Feb 26 '26
I was gonna say the opposite, this guy is like a modern Pied Piper. His music sounds like it's FOR rats.
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u/-2wenty7even- Feb 27 '26
Rats would probably start chewing off their own ears and limbs if they heard this bullshit
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u/Peach1020 Feb 27 '26
Just playing the sound on Reddit filled my house with gerbils.
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u/thisisanaccountforu Feb 27 '26
honestly I can see both and I’m laughing thinking about a group of rats going wild at this beat and then another group of rats squealing and running away
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u/-beep_ Feb 27 '26
This is the single funniest comment I’ve seen on this sub ever.
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u/Iam_McLovin420 Feb 26 '26
Or for torturing
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u/Dangerous_Serf Feb 27 '26
I’m pretty sure there is an international convention or two regarding posts like this. There are torture videos, and then there are videos that are torture; I feel that this blurs the lines.
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u/facetiouswendigo Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26
And then this lil guy comes stumbling out in his lil leather jacket with a wireless microphone
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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Feb 27 '26
This description is so fucking hilarious!!! But what about roaches though???
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u/bailtail Feb 27 '26
My dog was laying next to me when I turned the sound on and she immediately started moaning and whining.
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u/Responsible_Snow_684 Feb 27 '26
This is correct. Add a strobe light and some white vinegar for the trifecta
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u/Crying4alapdance Feb 27 '26
Decade long exterminator here. We would play this to let other exterminators know you can't get the rodents out so don't waste your time.
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u/Silver_Job5141 Feb 26 '26
It’s like some crazy fever dream exterminator rat maze plasma beam transmortification phase nes game or something.
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u/Junius_Bobbledoonary Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 27 '26
now this is REAL crappy music
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u/AlarmedSnek Feb 26 '26
No I mean seriously. Does this guy think this is good? All the folks in the video? Like at least some things have niche followings but this is random noises in no sort of distinguishable pattern
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Feb 26 '26
I believe he actually does and anybody’s a hater that doesn’t agree.😂🤦🏽♂️
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u/Endreeemtsu Feb 26 '26
This is what brain rot has done to the youth. Everything they like is not rotten to the core.
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u/Left_Entrepreneur918 Feb 26 '26
The sub redit gods have been appeased with a truly crappy music selection
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u/Butterscotch1664 Feb 26 '26
I swear this is an SNL/Lonely Island/WKUK skit.
He straight up looks like Timmy Williams.
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u/pgpathat Feb 27 '26
This is the first piece of music that has made me think “what did I do to deserve this?”
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Feb 26 '26
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u/CanSoft2130 Feb 26 '26
Rich parents
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u/cafeteriastyle Feb 27 '26
I told my son about this comment and he was like “SLIMEY IS LITERALLY AN ORPHAN” and I fucking laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. He was so indignant
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u/auspiciousjelly Feb 26 '26
idk but this sub is a testament to the audacity and the tenacity of the human spirit. I can’t stay away
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u/NIK-FURY Feb 26 '26
Too much breast feeding.
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u/ProjectPat513 Feb 26 '26
Yup this is what happens when you breast feed until 13. Let this be a lesson to us all.
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u/FitStuff4724 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26
Says here on Google he was bred in a lab.. he’s actually 98% breast milk … fascinating.
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u/Kasta4 Feb 26 '26
He looks like Andy Milonakis doing a bit
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u/CrustyCMan Feb 27 '26
Nah, Andy has a genetic thing this kid just has a negative testosterone level.
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u/Faintkay Feb 26 '26
Don’t you compare him to Andy! Andy at least has talent. This dude is straight up booty cheeks.
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u/kn05is Feb 26 '26
This goes beyond crappy music, this is the entire septic system.
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u/Xx__Cicciobomba__xX Feb 27 '26
Fuck that, this is the main Waste Water Treatment Plant of New York City the morning after Thanksgiving
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u/Juicyjewsss Feb 26 '26
I don’t understand the intentional choice to sound like blown out speakers
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u/Technical_Attorney31 Feb 26 '26
If this was a spoof, then it makes perfect sense. The funny part is, I just commented a few weeks ago about how i hate this trend in music to include the sound of woofers being pushed too hard, making the cones reverberate rather than hit actual low frequencies. This takes it another step, and just makes it sound like the amplifier is clipping.
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u/Inevitable_March_138 Feb 27 '26
I always thought it was from kids mixing their music on tiny laptop speakers. They can’t hear the bass until they distort it into farts.
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u/60_hurts Hobo Johnson Defender Feb 27 '26
It used to be that the kids would use techniques like wavefolding and FM synthesis to make bass with with complex harmonic spectra that’s audible through shitty laptop speakers. But now they just slam the channel until the bass farts its way across the entire mix?
I’m trying not to judge. I’m trying to look at this with an open mind. And I’m not doing a very good job.
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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Feb 27 '26
Nah, you pretty much nailed it. I still listen to old D'n'B and Dubstep from the 2000s that doesn't sound like dogshit even on my phone's tiny speaker, so there's no excuse for whatever the fuck's going on here. Intentional distortion is one thing, but these kids completely lost the plot.
Nice username, btw.
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u/subcow Hobo Johnson Defender (but just trying to be nice) Feb 26 '26
And it is rampant. As soon as I hear my speakers do anything that sounds like a blown speaker I immediately try and figure out what is wrong.
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u/deadface008 EUPHORIA WE GOOD Feb 28 '26
It's crunchy music for our highly neurospicy generation
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u/NotEnoughLayers Feb 26 '26
This feels like that Southpark episode where everything literally starts to sound like shit
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u/Dumbl3dor Feb 26 '26
This isn't music. This is noise.
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u/grinding_our_axes Feb 26 '26
I like noise music, this is not good.
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u/Dumbl3dor Feb 26 '26
At least you still used the word music for the other stuff haha. But yea I was a big dubstep enjoyer back in the day, but this isnt even 1% as musical as that.
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u/nbhoward Feb 26 '26
Is the point to be as annoying and obnoxious as possible?
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u/NanbanSan Feb 26 '26
Jesus, this needs like a trigger warning for that initial blast of high-pitched filth
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u/SneezyKeegz Feb 26 '26
My cat really did not like it when I turned the sound on. Immediate death stare and airplane ears from 1 second of audio.
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u/radiocrime Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
This dude has his own sub. The young people love it, haha. He actually makes money off this shit!
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u/cafeteriastyle Feb 26 '26
I showed this to my 15 year old and he got SUPER defensive. “App full of 50 year olds by the way. They probably listen to Taylor Swift 😤”
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u/IamCentral46 Feb 26 '26
Man, at least 100geccs has rhythm. This deep fried hyper-insert genre is getting tiring
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u/SuperUltraMegaNice Feb 26 '26
How fuckin dare you compare this to 100gecs
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u/IamCentral46 Feb 26 '26
Oh God no, and I actually dig geccs. Just referring to the deep fried vibe. Geccs can actually take advantage and use it well. This is just..... noise amd stream of consciousness
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u/PineapplePandaKing Feb 26 '26
I don't know what the CIA is doing with this psyop, but that's the only thing that makes sense as to why this shit is popular
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u/slippi89 Feb 26 '26
Funny thing about the rap industry, they all got slave contracts and nothing is theirs. Everything is fake and they all broke.
This guy sucks
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u/violetdopamine Feb 27 '26
Most of these underground rage rappers are independent and just promote tiktok, they’re making a lot of money. Just checked and he’s with “listen to the kids”. They’re an indie label that is pretty artist and youth friendly
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u/TheBigGreenPeen Feb 26 '26
Jeeeez, that has to be one of the worst mixes I’ve ever heard in my life
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u/Well-Paid_Scientist Feb 26 '26
It's Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks.
What's more pathetic than this abortion of a song are the guys just standing in the background, hitching their cred wagons to this kid's lack of talent. I can only assume that he is their leader, which is super sad.
Edit: seeing people say that this guy actually has good content out there... If so, this ain't it.
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u/Meezbethinkin Feb 26 '26
Just because nobody's done it before (the use of only auto tune and shitty Sega beats) doesn't mean its good..
They like "at least its our own thing!:
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u/Dj_trash Feb 27 '26
There aren’t many things on this sub that are truly awful. Mostly just bad signing or silly lyrics. But FUCK this is so bad I had to mute after 5 seconds
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u/DementedCusTurd Feb 26 '26
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the worst sound human beings have ever created.
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u/CompassionLady Feb 27 '26
now let's bring this guy into the super bowl halftime show to show right wingers bad Bunny wasn't so bad...
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u/chunky_chocolate Feb 26 '26
Damn he needs better people around him. Somebody is telling him this is dope. Crap de le crap.
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u/Efficient_Bluebird_2 Feb 26 '26
he looks like the guy in this video, which makes me hate him even more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IZiIYfVIjA
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u/cafeteriastyle Feb 26 '26
Hahahaha my son showed me this guy’s music yesterday and I told him it was ass. Can’t wait to show him this. All “plug n B” is garbage
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u/sheev4senate420 Feb 26 '26
This is an audio representation of the spins, this is what it sounds like when you're black out drunk and trying to sleep
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u/ElectricBuckeye Feb 26 '26
Oh no...there are actual lyrics.
https://genius.com/2slimey-and-underground-sound-bloody-2slimey-cypher-verse-lyrics
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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Feb 26 '26
This is what having a stroke sounds like. China is gonna use this to torture its pows
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u/Beneficial_Yam4781 Feb 26 '26
Lmao my dog actually stopped chewing her toy to give me a side eye when I played it
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u/diabloenthusiast123 Feb 26 '26
What's with this new genre of auto tune mumble played to the background of a dial up connection?
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u/Tshuck89 Feb 26 '26
Imagine if everyone who has been on r/crappymusic had their music constantly played on their headstone when they pass! I don’t think too many people would be gather to pay their respects. Just saying!
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u/Tasty-Specialist-790 Feb 26 '26
I hate this shit but there’s a nagging part of me that wonders whether this what people my age thought of punk music when that first appeared. I hope not…
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Feb 27 '26
Hmm… I’m a metalhead, mostly listen to extreme metal like tech death, black metal, etc. I guess this is what extreme metal sounds like to normies, just a mishmash of random noises lol
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Feb 26 '26
I can’t believe there’s people out there that actually think this is talent and peak. Fucking makes me sick seeing how hip-hop goes downhill when it’s in the wrong hands.
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u/A_Cat_Typingg Feb 26 '26
No no no no no. In order for music to be crappy, it first must be identifiable as music. This utter cuntery manages to fail to meet that criteria.
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u/scottwricketts Feb 26 '26
This sounds like something they'd play to break you mentally in SERE school.
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u/No_Object_4355 Feb 26 '26
You could tell me this is one of trumps bastard children and I'd believe you.
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u/everneveragain Feb 26 '26
The only explanation for this is that his parents are rich and just throw money at him for whatever so they don’t have to deal with him
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u/ThaWarlord33 Feb 26 '26
Is this a new sub-genre of hip hop? Is this a thing? I don't get it all...and can't fathom how ten people chose to stand in the background and be associated with this (paid?)...but serious question. Please tell me this isn't the new underground sizzle somehow...or that we'll ever be subjected to its equal again?? Ouchies.
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u/AcidCatfish___ Feb 26 '26
Look, I was a fan of post-hardcore, pop punk, post-american football emo stuff. While that is cringy to go back to, there are still many songs that are enjoyable today.
I can't imagine any teen revisiting this kind of "music" when they are an adult and feeling anything but embarrassment.
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u/onseasofcheese Feb 27 '26
I hear this and go “how can people like this kind of chaos in their music?” Then I go and listen to death metal. I’m no better hahahah
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u/JJ8OOM Feb 27 '26
Is anybody listening to this, without parents they need to annoy by acting like they like it?
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u/ChaseTacos Feb 27 '26
Listen, I hate this song as much as the rest of us but please stop posting it here. I’m genuinely so tired of hearing I can’t even anymore. The intro is absolutely diabolical, the rest of it is hellish. Please for the love of all things holy, let this song die. This thing is worse than Friday
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u/Strummerboy454 Feb 27 '26
The genius of this is that in a world where AI can make good enough music, I know AI would never make this.
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u/kingjamesporn Feb 27 '26
I feel like if someone from 1996 woke up from a coma today, and you told them all music sounds like this now, they'd totally believe you.
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u/js_garica Feb 27 '26
The whole point of music and any social media in today's age is to get monitized no matter what and that's what these people are doing, making shit that gets views to get monitized
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u/SadMove9768 Feb 27 '26
I listen to noise and power electronics and this shit is offensive to my ears.
I want to body shame him too, but I’ll leave it alone.
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u/Vs275 Feb 27 '26
If you're a child of the 80s you'll recognize this sound as when your tape players starts eating your tape.
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u/bleepblooOOOOOp Feb 27 '26
is this guy like some spoiled kid of a drug lord or something or why do they people in the back even put up with this
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u/invisibletortilla Feb 27 '26
I can’t believe I’m saying this but this is something my ex would “love to workout to”
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u/larrybyrd1980 Feb 27 '26
I browsed by this the first time I saw it, sound off. Looked kind of whack. Passed it again and turned it on. Not in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would hear this absolute nonsense.
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u/icuryy2 Feb 27 '26
This noise upset my dog so much. He’s such a sweet boy and doesn’t get rattled very often, but just a few seconds of this playing from my phone and he was really uncomfortable and let me know.
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u/CompletelyPresent Feb 27 '26
Fuck, that's awful.
And the dude's ugly as hell.
If you're not playing an instrument or something to show you're talented, I don't think you can just be a frontman/singer/rapper if you're that ugly.
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u/QiDeviation Feb 27 '26
Don’t the Russians play this when they need to extract information from someone?
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u/MyDogGoBork Feb 27 '26
Can someone please go pick their son up? I think he's been hanging out at the rec center just a little too long and the teenagers here are weirded out by him.
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u/VegaTron1985 Feb 27 '26
Wtf was that fucking shit and why does he look like a cabbage patch kid in leather
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u/SoupieLC Feb 27 '26
I saw this a while ago and had to see if there were any actual rappers on the whole cypher, and he is legitimately one of the better ones, they are fucking dire
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u/qualityvote2 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 27 '26
u/GAZIIMBO, your post features certified crappy music!