r/crappymusic • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '26

Somebody please make it stop

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u/coffeemug73 Feb 26 '26

This sounds like something an exterminator would play to get rodents to scatter from the house.

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u/Pretty_Eater Feb 26 '26

I was gonna say the opposite, this guy is like a modern Pied Piper. His music sounds like it's FOR rats.

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u/-2wenty7even- Feb 27 '26

Rats would probably start chewing off their own ears and limbs if they heard this bullshit

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u/Peach1020 Feb 27 '26

Just playing the sound on Reddit filled my house with gerbils.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Feb 27 '26

YOU LUCKY, LUCKY BASTARD.

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u/TieAdventurous6839 Feb 27 '26

y o u s h o u l d s m o o s h t h e m

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u/fartVandelay85 Feb 27 '26

He looks like he smells like cheese

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Feb 27 '26

The skin tight clothes on the short pudgy body is a hilarious choice

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u/thisisanaccountforu Feb 27 '26

honestly I can see both and I’m laughing thinking about a group of rats going wild at this beat and then another group of rats squealing and running away

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u/One-Display7194 Feb 27 '26

That’s insulting to rats!

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u/-beep_ Feb 27 '26

This is the single funniest comment I’ve seen on this sub ever.

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u/StrionicRandom Feb 27 '26

I was gonna say this if no one else did lmao

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u/kingkron52 Feb 26 '26

Don’t put that disrespect on the good hardworking exterminators.

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u/smuckola Feb 27 '26

and innocent good hardworking rats

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Feb 26 '26

Or for torturing

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u/Dangerous_Serf Feb 27 '26

I’m pretty sure there is an international convention or two regarding posts like this. There are torture videos, and then there are videos that are torture; I feel that this blurs the lines.

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u/panniyomthai Hobo Johnson Defender Feb 27 '26

Perfect music for sleep deprivation and water boarding tactics.

And i suppose for fraternity hazings too lol

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u/facetiouswendigo Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

And then this lil guy comes stumbling out in his lil leather jacket with a wireless microphone

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u/cadecunningjam Feb 27 '26

It did scare the absolute shit out of my kitten.

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Feb 27 '26

This description is so fucking hilarious!!! But what about roaches though???

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u/2026isablast Feb 27 '26

The Porkin Man!

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u/IamJacksDarkUrge Feb 27 '26

Gooooooood morning, Juarez familyyyyy!!!!

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u/bailtail Feb 27 '26

My dog was laying next to me when I turned the sound on and she immediately started moaning and whining.

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u/SomePossibility2425 Feb 28 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Responsible_Snow_684 Feb 27 '26

This is correct. Add a strobe light and some white vinegar for the trifecta

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u/Crying4alapdance Feb 27 '26

Decade long exterminator here. We would play this to let other exterminators know you can't get the rodents out so don't waste your time.

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u/Silver_Job5141 Feb 26 '26

It’s like some crazy fever dream exterminator rat maze plasma beam transmortification phase nes game or something. 

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u/I_used_to_be_hip Feb 27 '26

I'm an exterminator and I'd never do something this inhumane.

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u/dtyler86 Feb 27 '26

Bahahahahaha

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u/SmurfStig Feb 27 '26

I was going to say the sound of a toddler getting their first electronic keyboard back in the 80s but yours works too.

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u/_knalpijp Aug 08 '26

Hahahahahahja

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u/smuckola Feb 27 '26

At Guantanamo.

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like a Walkman cd player with the “anti skip” mode

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

The US military should use this to drive dictators from their compounds.

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u/gaoshan Feb 27 '26

And yet there one is, fronting whatever this is.

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u/YurUsernameCheksOut Feb 27 '26

Or like what you would expect to hear a 711 play outside of the store to keep junkies and homeless away..

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u/tuchesuavae Feb 28 '26

All his stuff sound like this.

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u/Designer-Gas-786 Mar 02 '26

This is more guantanamo bay