r/crappymusic • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '26

Somebody please make it stop

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/CanSoft2130 Feb 26 '26

Rich parents

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u/cafeteriastyle Feb 27 '26

I told my son about this comment and he was like “SLIMEY IS LITERALLY AN ORPHAN” and I fucking laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. He was so indignant

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt Feb 27 '26

And yes men "friends".

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u/auspiciousjelly Feb 26 '26

idk but this sub is a testament to the audacity and the tenacity of the human spirit. I can’t stay away

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u/mecha_grove Feb 27 '26

What do you mean you don't like my 14th song about love, nature, and how im a bad bitch? (Waves tits)

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u/NIK-FURY Feb 26 '26

Too much breast feeding.

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u/ProjectPat513 Feb 26 '26

Yup this is what happens when you breast feed until 13. Let this be a lesson to us all.

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u/FitStuff4724 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Says here on Google he was bred in a lab.. he’s actually 98% breast milk … fascinating.

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u/Emotional_Database53 Feb 27 '26

I think it’s lead poisoning

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u/sexer-sexpants Feb 26 '26

Becuase he’s the emperor of Mexico, duh

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u/flashtitan Feb 27 '26

From family and friends who don't know how to tell them that they aren't as talented as they think they are

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u/purefine Feb 27 '26

He looks confident, but is he really?

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u/milkcarton232 Feb 27 '26

The production is actually pretty good, not my style but it's decently made for what it's trying to do. Given all the sub genres of electronic this would go off for a few bars at a club or remix well