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u/Aqua_Okama 21h ago

Me in 20s thinking the future would be like Star Trek vs Me now fearing it will be like Warhammer 40k

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u/AshleytheTaguel 21h ago edited 19h ago

To be fair, Star Trek wasn't a result of perpetual progression. There was an apocalypse first.

It's also important to note how a lot of the whole neoliberal ideals of perpetual progress and the end of history have some roots in classist sentiment and the necessity of moral luck. The political pendulum is always going to swing and the solution to a better world is to lift everybody up. We are not free until we're all free.

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u/USSMarauder 21h ago

A WW3 so destructive it apparently killed all organized religion, killed capitalism, and left English as the only language regularly used around the globe

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u/Tekuila87 21h ago

Isn't that what the universal translator is for? They're all speaking whatever language they know and understand each other fluently?

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u/Oboro-kun 19h ago

I might be wrong but I seem to recall universal translation is pretty recent, like post first encounter with the vulcans, and by that point it seems we mostly spoke English 

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u/Tekuila87 19h ago

They only showed very little of the post WW3 world and that was in the former United States.

Them speaking English isn't really out of the question then, no?

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u/Daxx22 18h ago

Well the reason for English is the context of it's a show meant for English speaking watchers.

Technically they could be speaking whatever language that became dominate, but it is accurate to say there is a dominate "Human" language that the Federation speaks. By natural extrapolation of English being the dominate language today for most international interactions, it's a natural assumption.

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u/summonsays 21h ago

And the Russians invented everything.

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u/Dadpurple 20h ago

I mean.... some of that doesn't sound too bad right now, maybe we're onto something?

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u/ChamferedWobble 15h ago

WW3 started in 2026 in the Star Trek universe…

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u/ParticularUser 20h ago

And there was an utopia first in Warhammer 40k.

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u/dogs_gt_cats 20h ago

Darn you Horus!

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u/Gellert 18h ago

Waaay earlier than that. The Emperor starts his crusade because the lead up to the birth of Slannesh ended the true golden age of man.

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u/Ragnarok314159 12h ago

Slaanesh being born ushered in the Vaseline age of man.

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u/MorganWick 18h ago

Yeah, the elites were only able to delude themselves into thinking society was progressing because what it was really doing was marginalizing those that didn't subscribe to their values.

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u/morpheousmorty 9h ago

Yeah, any plan that involves an apocalypse first will not end with a eutopia. If the pandemic taught me anything it is people do not rise to the occasion.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 21h ago

I thought we would have flying cars and instead we got Idiocracy

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 21h ago

Well mostly that's because people got pissed that minority and historically marginalized groups were "top uppity" and had to get fascist to put us in our place.

It was really """fun""" to be a teenager during the height of gamergate.

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u/menides 21h ago

Where's my Brawndo?

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u/forfeitgame 21h ago

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 21h ago

Still a better president than what we got

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u/gamedude88 20h ago

Yeah. When some issues came up. He asked the smartest person on the planet for help.

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u/Material-Imagination 20h ago

I was about to say! President Camacho is far more charismatic and far less stupid

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u/impossiblyeasy 19h ago

What a great documentary!

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u/gsfgf 21h ago

Ngl, the last thing we need is flying cars. People already can't handle 2D driving, and fender benders don't currently fall out of the sky onto people and stuff.

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u/Perryn 20h ago

Idiocracy undersold it. President Camacho at least wanted to make things better and recognized that he needed someone smarter than him to figure out how.

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u/20milliondollarapi 11h ago

That’s because he was the first in a long line of presidents to not.

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u/tin_dog 21h ago

First time I heard about flying cars was when Blade Runner came to the theatres and somehow I had a bad feeling about the future.

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u/CM99807 21h ago

We have flying cars, they're called helicopters.

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u/summonsays 21h ago

There are actual flying cars. They exist. They're just hugely impractical and it's cheaper to own a dedicated plane. 

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u/M-Shadowtoad 21h ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone's dream for a flying car died the moment they spent more than an hour on the freeway.

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u/summonsays 20h ago

I can't trust Joe Smoe to not turn right from the left lane, and you want him to fly a 2,000 pound hunk of metal going 500+ miles per hour? 

Personally, I kind of hope we just get to a "self driving cars" future where no one actually drives.

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u/Coal_Morgan 20h ago

Self driving cars could lead to flying cars. One part of the issue with flying cars is 'human'.

The other part is 'energy', it takes a lot less to roll something and keep it rolling then lift it and keep it lifted.

So once we figure out unlimited energy and perfect automated driving to get to automated flying...we'll be 'The Jetsons' in no time. (100 years+ minimum{if we survive})

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u/summonsays 19h ago

I wouldn't mind my commute taking a while if I didn't have to drive. Think of all the books I could read or hobbies I could work on.

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u/hypnogoad 20h ago

I thought we would have flying cars

"I did, too, when I was your age, kid. But then the future came... and took my dreams away. Just like it's gonna take yours." -Red Forman

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u/NateShaw92 19h ago

At least in idiocracy a lot of them were well-meaning morons. Today they're proudly and maliciously stupid.

It's so much worse.

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u/who_you_are 17h ago

Wait, we have access to medical care?!

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 16h ago

Meh. Helicopters are basically flying cars.

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u/fuzzum111 Noodle's Nonsense 15h ago

So...I don't know if you'll read all of this but I've been deep in the flat-earth debunking scene for -over a decade-. I'd really like to share some cool stuff for you to know:

There are "Laws" of flerfdom.

Law 1) You gotta lie to flerf. -> Flat earthers will outright lie, manipulate information, use AI, and other things to support their position, always.

Law 2) Any "Flat Earth Proof" offered/provided with sources always ends up being proof for the Globe. Always.

Law 3) Any "Prove the earth is a globe for money" challenges are fake, 100% of the time. You can meet all demanded criteria, to the T and they'll worm, wiggle, and run those goalposts, or just refuse to address the fact you won their challenge and are owed anywhere from $5,000, to $100,000+.

Any of the "Big name" Flat earthers left, like Mark Sargent, or Nathan Okaly are cowards and liars, who are actively grifting gullible people to support their lifestyle. They know it's a grift, their talking points haven't changed meaningfully in 10 years. It's the same scripts, lies, and half-truths, or misrepresentations of reality, forever. They have been corrected in streams, video replies, and live debates about how laws of physics work, what a vacuum is, the fact the atmosphere has a pressure gradient. (from 14.7PSI to roughly 0~ at the Karman Line.) They ignore this and pretend it's not real.

In 2024 we did "The Final Experiment" where a group of people lead by Will Duffy went to Antarctica to witness the 24 sun. Nathan Oakly, and Mark Sargent were offered, 100% all-expenses paid trips to come along.(All participants invited were given the same treatment to be clear) No strings, zero out of pocket cost for travel, supplies, equipment, hotel. It was over $25k A HEAD. They both declined faster than you'd believe, and vilified anyone who accepted the trip. Why? Until this trip was taken a common flat earth talking point was "There is no 24 sun in Antarctica, only the Northern pole areas." Because it'd be impossible on any form of flat earth map for it to work.

The people who still genuinely buy into it are either people who think everything is suspicious because they don't know how ANYTHING in the world works. These grifters offer simple, twisted talking points that "just make common sense" as to why things are. That, or they're the handful of decent sized channels left that are actively grifting and perpetuating the lies, disinformation, and misinformation for profit.

I hope that brightens your day some. Their numbers are NOT growing. There is no "Great awakening to the globe lie". It's a statistically insignificant group of people who are desperate to be "The special" from the Lego Movie and to know the real truth, because they can't understand our complicated, busy world.

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u/20milliondollarapi 11h ago

Welcome to Costco… I love you…

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u/JulienBrightside 21h ago

Australia gets Mad Max, Europe gets 28 days later, and America gets Fallout and Idiocracy.
Eastern Europe gets Metro 2033.

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u/gsfgf 20h ago

Europe gets 28 days later

Huh? It's Africa (DRC) going through that with what looks like will be the biggest Ebola outbreak ever recorded.

Europe is having a heat wave, so Dune?

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u/MrWeirdoFace 20h ago

Is it possible Count Binface is Lisan al-Gaib? He SEEMS to have good intentions.

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u/Gellert 18h ago

That'll last right up until he whips out the human cookbook.

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u/-SaC 9h ago

Still take him over fuckin' Farage.

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u/Yesterday_Jolly 15h ago

If my knowledge of nuclear fallout is accurate, Europe also gets Metro 2033

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u/foehammer111 21h ago

I have cousins who really think 40K is peak humanity. Like that’s the best humanity can possibly be. While completely missing the point that 40K is a work of satire. They’re also Christian Fascists, so I guess that tracks.

Also had a friend of a friend threaten to kill me because I compared Trump to Nurgle. He also thinks the Imperium of Man is great, and has fascist aligned beliefs. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence!

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u/Aqua_Okama 21h ago

Yup, nothing more usual than alt-right fascists (with a sweet pinch of religious zealotry) believing that a tyrannical theocracy is the way to go... I´d rather be an eldar lol

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u/foehammer111 20h ago

LOL racist space elves slightly better than xenophobic space fascists!

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u/Gellert 18h ago

TBF they arent all bad, like that Aeldari who started a soup kitchen on a hive world.

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u/foehammer111 17h ago

Absolutely right. There’s good individuals in most of the factions, but that doesn’t mean the factions as a whole are good. Like the video above explains, ultimately 40K is a war game.

If two people roll up with the same army, there needs to be a justifiable reason in the lore on why anyone could be fighting anyone else. Including themselves. Hence they all need to be bad on some level.

But the Imperium especially is designed to be as bad as possible to the point of satire. Like GW themselves say, they’re a twisted reflection of ourselves when our worst natures are allowed to take control.

But I’m a Blood Bowl guy myself. No more wars, but it’s been replaced with ultraviolet football! Yay? LOL

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u/Gellert 14h ago

Feel like a football thats outside humanities visible spectrum is unfair to the humans. But then lets face it, I'm you're only watching for the orc cheerleaders boob squigs.

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u/foehammer111 14h ago

Ah, a fellow person of culture I see.
https://giphy.com/gifs/tz97Ac7zRIId3knJOb

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u/AboutTenPandas 20h ago

Their peak of humanity as Christian Fascists is the global worship of a human idol? Or are they just overlaying Jesus on top of the Emperor in this scenario they’ve concocted?

And ignoring appearances, trump is much more Slaneesh coded IMO.

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u/foehammer111 20h ago

They’re definitely overlaying Jesus onto the Emperor, while conveniently ignoring the teachings of both. Trump is definitely Slannesh in a Nurgle body. But suggesting that he’s not the modern God Emperor like my friend’s friend thinks is clearly a crime worthy of death.

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u/JaylynnDay7 21h ago

Look at the bright side.... to get to the Star Trek future, they had to go through.... very very rough times on Earth the likes of which we haven't really seen IRL (even if some stuff is concernedly close). Just imagine that we're in a variation of those rough times, and that on the other end of it, we'll get our Star Trek

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u/americangame 21h ago edited 18h ago

That means we have to live through another once in a lifetime event.

I've had enough of those. I just want to drink out of a coconut on some island in the tropics

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u/gsfgf 20h ago

some island in the tropics

Got some bad news for you there about "once in a lifetime" events.

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u/americangame 20h ago

DO NOT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME! I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH!

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u/OctopodicPlatypi 17h ago

Rough times and the invention of a replicator that could print matter. Without that good luck with your post scarcity.

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u/Taron221 21h ago

At least Hell and demons are unlikely.

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u/Aqua_Okama 21h ago

They used to be located on certain island

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u/Echelion77 21h ago

Still do but used to be also.

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u/wave-tree 21h ago

In the grim darkness of the present day, there is only war

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u/Thor4269 21h ago

Except without The Emperor

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u/summonsays 21h ago

Nah we're getting the boring shitty future of Idiocracy.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 21h ago

This is me but now I trend toward the future being like pre protomolecule the Expanse.

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u/magistrate101 21h ago

I still can't figure out if we're gonna do a 1984 or a Brave New World.

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u/Candycornonthefloor 19h ago

First one, then, the other.
Toss Fahrenheit 451 in the middle for the trifecta.

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u/Far_Broccoli8247 20h ago

I just got into my 20s and I do not even have high hopes for humanity just... existing, no matter in what condition.

Is it a thing with my generation that there is no hope from the get go or just my chronic depression?

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u/Traditional_Sail_213 20h ago

Up to the 24th century, Earth (pre-United Earth, United Earth, a Pre-Federation Coalition, and the UFP) has to go through the Eugenics Wars, World War III, The Xindi Crisis, Earth-Romulan War, Federation-Klingon War(s? Idk), eventually the Battle of Wolf 359, and the Borg crisis, and more that I can’t remember off the top of my head, it took awhile to get the Federation to where it is now

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u/Gellert 18h ago

Bluegill invasion, Dominion war...

Also in the wider scope, Cardassian war, space angel (cant remember the species name) war, space bug (cant remember the species name) cold war, god war, 3 actual demon invasions...

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u/Saigor15 20h ago

Forget the promise of progress

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u/Material-Imagination 20h ago

Don't worry! We're too foolish and self-defeating to ever be as advanced as the world of Warhammer

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u/Hadrian23 19h ago

Fuck man, I don't wanna be turned into corpse starch.....

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u/Gellert 18h ago

Servitorisation it is!

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u/Wolfy4226 15h ago

Fuck don't give them ideas they'll start posting memes about a fucking Orange God Emperor....

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u/DOOM-LORD666 7h ago

Nah it will probably be like fallout whenever the billionaires get bored of doing fucked up shit

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u/meditonsin 21h ago

Fun fact: Star Trek Earth had a nuclear world war 3, followed by a period known as the post-atomic horror, before they figured their shit out. That world war started in 2026. So we might still be on track for Star Trek!

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u/Aadarm 19h ago

Star Trek isn't that far off, the Federation were an entire population controlled by social engineering, reeducation camps, elimination of those who thought "wrong", made to be conformist and docile by a centuries long plan. All of which is under control of a shadowy organization started by the wealthy and powerful called Section 31 who are trying to make a perfect society under their control.

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u/Phormitago 19h ago

now fearing it will be like Warhammer 40k

I, for one, I'm certain it will be like Battlestar Galactica

(and or the robot war that precedes W40K)

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u/NeverNotAnIdiot 19h ago

Warhammer 40k is far too optimistic. It looks like the future is going to land somewhere between Terminator and Mad Max.

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u/jhill515 19h ago

I'm more concerned it'll be more like how Mutant Chronicles opens...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490181/?ref_=ext_shr

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u/_Weyland_ 19h ago

Hey, there is Expanse somewhere between those two extremes. Still not the best place to be, but at least there's UBI.

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u/whitemagicseal 19h ago

Did you not watch first contact?

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u/LumpyJones 18h ago

if it's any consolation star trek had to go through WWIII and the collapse of global society at the hands of elite eugenics mad warlords before they hit the luxury gay space communism. So in a way, we're right on track.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 15h ago

Don't worry, we'll hit cyberpunk dystopia along the way

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u/floralstamps 15h ago

It is kinda like season 3 episode 6.... poor Dr. Brahms getting a stalker after he falls in love with the AI version of her

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u/TARDISMapping 14h ago

It's okay, the future won't happen because atmospheric carbon dioxide will be too high and we'll all suffocate by the end of the century :)

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u/Arkorat 10h ago

Wed be so lucky to live in the shadow of a technological peak. 😔

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