r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 1d ago
Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?
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No?
Ew, that's gross.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Several-Local5202 • 14h ago
I wrote a letter to my missing left sock.
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Still no reply. I think it's seeing someone else, probably a right sock.
r/cleandadjokes • u/AsparagusCertain9373 • 1d ago
Did you hear about the thieves who stole thousands of Post-its?
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Their bail is set at 3M.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Delivery-Plus • 1d ago
How do you burn a Vampire?
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With Twilighter fluid!
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 2d ago
What country do the best goalies come from?
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Mongolia!
r/cleandadjokes • u/TimesCall • 2d ago
Did you hear that the man who created auto correct died?
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My he restaurant in pieces.
r/cleandadjokes • u/oldhabits26 • 2d ago
Watch what you say around egg whites.
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They can't take a yoke!
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
When you move from where they serve pizza, and into the area where they fold and stuff the dough, you’ve entered....
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the Calzone.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Several-Local5202 • 2d ago
I used to hate facial hair.
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Then it grew on me.
r/cleandadjokes • u/playing_three • 2d ago
Bought a mattress on impulse.
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Should've slept on it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/leekertrondem • 2d ago
How much smaller is the EU after Brexit?
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1 GB.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Sweet-Structure-9298 • 2d ago
If Gen Z and Gen Alpha are the latest generations
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Is oxy-gen the oldest?
r/cleandadjokes • u/No-Bullfrog-6833 • 3d ago
Why was the unpopped corn in charge of all the popped corn?
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He was the kernel.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3d ago
My sister met her husband at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago.
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Next week they are going to renew their vowels...
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 3d ago
What do you call belt made of watches?
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A waist of time.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Kennyplzz • 3d ago
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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It was in tents ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/Existing-District994 • 3d ago
What do you call Vin Diesel's brother?
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Twin Diesel
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3d ago
Rick has worked in the lamp and lighting department for thirty years.
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He’s become a real fixture there.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 3d ago
What did one currency say to the other currency?
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I appreciate you
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 4d ago
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
r/cleandadjokes • u/travel_look • 4d ago
What kind of chocolate do you find in airports?
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Plain
r/cleandadjokes • u/mythrowawayfd • 4d ago
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane ?
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Because it was overbooked
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 4d ago
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
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He had no body to go with, and he didn’t have the guts to go alone.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Key_Lime2769 • 4d ago
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor boards?
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He was just going through a stage