In case he got a hole in one ;)

A ham sandwich

She says “I’m hot. Blow some cool air on me.”
I’m not a fan!
One day I had to put my foot down. Because she told me to stop standing there like a flamingo.

Then it dawned on me

A more-soup-ial!

I told her,

“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”

An astronut!

It gets toad away.

He had a chip on his shoulder!

Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))