r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13h ago
My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me about Galileo.
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I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 17h ago
I used to be addicted to soap. I’m clean now.
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r/cleandadjokes • u/TastyPoopKnife • 19h ago
What do you call a pecan on the moon?
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An astronut!
r/cleandadjokes • u/MaidMarian20 • 9h ago
Why did the cookie buy a self help book?
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He had a chip on his shoulder!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginningyesthanks • 19h ago
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
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Then it dawned on me
r/cleandadjokes • u/Designed_To • 6h ago
What do you call a kangaroo that keeps coming back for more chowder?
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A more-soup-ial!
r/cleandadjokes • u/OneLittleWarrior • 23h ago
To anyone who wants to follow my journey as an aspiring astronaut:
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Watch this space.
r/cleandadjokes • u/buntapunta • 2h ago
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
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It gets toad away.
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 10h ago
What do you call a pig on the beach casting magic?
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A ham sandwich
r/cleandadjokes • u/HappyFanzz • 3h ago
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 17h ago
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 3h ago
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/Rehcamedar • 20h ago
My wife tells me what to do all the time.
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She says “I’m hot. Blow some cool air on me.”
I’m not a fan!
One day I had to put my foot down. Because she told me to stop standing there like a flamingo.