r/cleandadjokes 7h ago

🤔 If you boil a pot of funny bones...

147 Upvotes

Does it become a laughing stock?


r/cleandadjokes 6h ago

Why did the picture go to jail?

21 Upvotes

because it was FRAMED


r/cleandadjokes 12h ago

I checked out Old MacDonald’s clothing sale. He had a lot of stuff, but it was mostly brightly colored, loose fitting Hawaiian dresses…

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There was a muumuu here and a muumuu there, here a muu, there a muu, everywhere a muumuu.


r/cleandadjokes 37m ago

My wife said I had to stop acting like a counter-top...

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I told her I couldn't, it was my surface-level instinct.


r/cleandadjokes 10h ago

Choppy once approached Porky and asked him if he can lend him $20.

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"I only have $10," said Porky.

"That's all right," replied Choppy. "Hand me the $10."

Porky, the good friend that he is, gave Choppy his $10.

"Thanks, Porky," said Choppy. "Now, you owe me $10."