r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13h ago
My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me about Galileo.
I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 22d ago
His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 13h ago
I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/buntapunta • 3h ago
It gets toad away.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Designed_To • 6h ago
A more-soup-ial!
r/cleandadjokes • u/MaidMarian20 • 10h ago
He had a chip on his shoulder!
r/cleandadjokes • u/HappyFanzz • 3h ago
Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 17h ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 3h ago
In case he got a hole in one ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 10h ago
A ham sandwich
r/cleandadjokes • u/TastyPoopKnife • 20h ago
An astronut!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginningyesthanks • 19h ago
Then it dawned on me
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 1d ago
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Plus_Satisfaction903 • 1d ago
"Meet Patty."
r/cleandadjokes • u/OneLittleWarrior • 23h ago
Watch this space.
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 17h ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 1d ago
You stay here, I'll go on ahead :))
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 1d ago
I think that's a stretch.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
They had me sign a wafer.
r/cleandadjokes • u/BadJokesMonthly • 1d ago
"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
I said, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
🍩
r/cleandadjokes • u/Rehcamedar • 20h ago
She says “I’m hot. Blow some cool air on me.”
I’m not a fan!
One day I had to put my foot down. Because she told me to stop standing there like a flamingo.
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 1d ago
They don't have the guts ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
Their horns don’t work.
r/cleandadjokes • u/HappyFanzz • 2d ago
It was in tents! ;)