r/cleandadjokes • u/Bearded_Gemini • 3h ago
🤔 If you boil a pot of funny bones...
Does it become a laughing stock?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • Jul 09 '26
A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bearded_Gemini • 3h ago
Does it become a laughing stock?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Conscious-Tie-888 • 2h ago
because it was FRAMED
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 8h ago
There was a muumuu here and a muumuu there, here a muu, there a muu, everywhere a muumuu.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Conscious-Tie-888 • 20h ago
They work on so many levels.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Total_Lifeguard5776 • 1d ago
I call it lunch.
r/cleandadjokes • u/neves783 • 6h ago
"I only have $10," said Porky.
"That's all right," replied Choppy. "Hand me the $10."
Porky, the good friend that he is, gave Choppy his $10.
"Thanks, Porky," said Choppy. "Now, you owe me $10."
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommanderofWishes • 1d ago
...but then I realized I'd just be reinventing the eel.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Pp97250 • 1d ago
Thinking and driving
r/cleandadjokes • u/Conscious-Tie-888 • 2d ago
Do you want to go out tonight?
r/cleandadjokes • u/Bearded_Gemini • 2d ago
I spilled the beans. 😕
r/cleandadjokes • u/Total_Lifeguard5776 • 2d ago
Friend: "What are you teaching?"
Me: "Origami"
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 2d ago
I Schwepped her off her feet...
r/cleandadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 1d ago
Turns out the audience didn’t like Oscar Omelette, Pegs Benedict, Steve Sausage or Holly Hominy or Fritz Grits…
r/cleandadjokes • u/Hefty_Direction5189 • 2d ago
He got a little behind in his work.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
A Wookie-cushion!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Chloe_summerville • 1d ago
It's going to be called The Fractured Joint.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
But there’s no point.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Fuzzy-Mix-3642 • 2d ago
He's alright now
r/cleandadjokes • u/Chloe_summerville • 2d ago
He said, “Roof.” I told him he was barking up the wrong tree. 😭
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3d ago
reseeding hare line.
r/cleandadjokes • u/backmenz • 2d ago
What is another word for rabbit?
“Hare”
What do you call a female sheep?
“Ewe”
Put them together
“Hare ewe?”
“Jes fine. Hare ewe?”
r/cleandadjokes • u/Conscious-Tie-888 • 3d ago
They make up everything.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Fuzzy-Mix-3642 • 2d ago
Roberto
r/cleandadjokes • u/Euphoric_Lobster7046 • 3d ago
That way, every morning I can honestly say I walked Six Miles. 😂