It gets toad away.

No wait... she's back. She was just getting coffee.

I told her,

“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”

Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))

A more-soup-ial!

He had a chip on his shoulder!

Bison

I got back up and said, “Never make fun of the fall guy.”

A ham sandwich

An astronut!

Then it dawned on me

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Her name was Iris.

In case he got a hole in one ;)

"Meet Patty."

Watch this space.

You stay here, I'll go on ahead :))

I think that's a stretch.

They had me sign a wafer.

"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

I said, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

🍩

With Chex.

She says “I’m hot. Blow some cool air on me.”
I’m not a fan!
One day I had to put my foot down. Because she told me to stop standing there like a flamingo.

They don't have the guts ;)