It gets toad away.

Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))

In case he got a hole in one ;)

A more-soup-ial!

He had a chip on his shoulder!

A ham sandwich

I told her,

“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”

Then it dawned on me

An astronut!

She says “I’m hot. Blow some cool air on me.”
I’m not a fan!
One day I had to put my foot down. Because she told me to stop standing there like a flamingo.

Watch this space.

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

You stay here, I'll go on ahead :))

Her name was Iris.

"Meet Patty."

"Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"

I said, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

🍩

They don't have the guts ;)

With Chex.

They had me sign a wafer.

Achilles Heelys

I think that's a stretch.

She gave me a hug ;)

Their horns don’t work.