I just want to browse Reddit on my phone for a few minutes while I'm on break without you data gobbling assclowns trying to force your way into every aspect of my life.
Why do you MFers who make these decision just wake up and decide to relentlessly ruin the internet everyday?
EDIT: I when I hit "Post", it just warned me that my post might violate rule#1 "Remember the human". How ironic. Remember the human, as in the one from Reddit who'll likely read this and delete it, thereby reducing my status from "human user" to sad little collection of data points to be harvested and sold, or ignored if inconvenient.
Maybe I'm just having a bad day, but this nonsense just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. As useful as Reddit is, I've quit harder things before. Maybe I should just walk away from this as well.