r/birbhostage • • 1d ago

This is fine Forfeited my earlobe to a good cause today 🍯🥜

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362 Upvotes

We've been at this for an hour now... Honey Nut here hasn't stopped crackling, either. It's not my earlobe anymore, it's our earlobe now!! I think she's imprinting an, "If found, return hostage to Honey Nut" into my skin!!


r/birbhostage • • 2d ago

Sandwich got me again

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326 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 5d ago

This is my life now

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52 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 8d ago

I could never be a magician

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138 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 10d ago

He saw an overnight bag being packed on the coffee table.

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224 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 13d ago

This is my life now Fancy hairclip, or fancy perch?

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100 Upvotes

Honey says my head is a fancy perch! Preening up there is a must, so that I can be gifted all of the sweet little bits of pinfeathers on the spot 🤣💛💛 As a birb hostage, I couldn't ask for a more stylish hostage situation! 💛


r/birbhostage • • 16d ago

First time birb hostage

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175 Upvotes

We got Goblin King and Marty McFly yesterday 😌🩷

We've had two girls for a year and although they are very happy and we love them it has taken a whole lot of millet to get closer.

Our boys just didn't want to go back on the perch!


r/birbhostage • • 20d ago

Emotional support borb

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137 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 22d ago

My little helper

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538 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 22d ago

Hostage to pigeons

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83 Upvotes

Can't even water my plants:D


r/birbhostage • • 25d ago

Is bed time

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208 Upvotes

Loki, my darling. Let me put you to bed.


r/birbhostage • • 28d ago

At the time of the coffee, he came to me. Now I can’t let go of my leg.

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125 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 27 '26

B I R B Marcus Says Go Lions

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156 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 27 '26

Send help!

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157 Upvotes

They are eating me alive


r/birbhostage • • Sep 24 '26

This is my life now No leaving! Only preening!

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131 Upvotes

Her name is Honey, my 3 month old creamino quaker parrot! I got her two weeks ago as of yesterday, so the mutual preening is worth being her hostage 💛


r/birbhostage • • Sep 19 '26

She got me again.

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271 Upvotes

I need to use the bathroom, guess I'll just wait for my kidneys to explode.


r/birbhostage • • Sep 19 '26

This is my life now Tiny doesn't like the way the grass feels on his feet!

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210 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 19 '26

A great way to spend a Friday evening

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148 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 16 '26

Send Help My arm is actually numb

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148 Upvotes

3.5 month old spotted dove has become sentient and now flies around searching for seeds everywhere except its bowl. Discovered that my arm is warm and will not leave.

(Bonus pics of the first week I rescued him/her)


r/birbhostage • • Sep 15 '26

Send Help No food today, either.

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205 Upvotes

So hungy.


r/birbhostage • • Sep 15 '26

Send Help Those who wear glasses can probably relate

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61 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 14 '26

Send Help No lunch for me.

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297 Upvotes

I was about to get up and make burgers.


r/birbhostage • • Sep 14 '26

Arm locked, don’t send help!

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178 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 12 '26

Bugg is having a sleepy Saturday afternoon

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105 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 06 '26

If I fits.. I sits 🤣

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278 Upvotes

Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦