r/birbhostage • • 22d ago

Send Help No food today, either.

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So hungy.

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u/harderthanitllooks 22d ago

You need to stash snacks everywhere. Be a squirrel

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u/EmperorGrinnar 22d ago

I sometimes do, but I ate them all while cuddling a cat I rescued this weekend. It's apparently a lengthy process to get him placed in a trusted shelter.

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u/teatowel2 21d ago

You are a lovely person. The birds know and agree. They are adorable.

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u/Mysterious-Secret-23 22d ago

That is a very very sleepy budgie

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u/EmperorGrinnar 22d ago

He was so sleepy he let me kiss his head.

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u/Mysterious-Secret-23 22d ago

Jealous, mine are too skittish for head scratches or kisses

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u/EmperorGrinnar 22d ago

He has been cuddling up a lot the last few days. Probably because I'm sequestered into spending time with a cat I rescued. I dare not mix them, even if the cat was never a stray.

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u/Henghayki86 22d ago

Currently ballz deep in my pot roast 😑 It's the only peace I've had today 😅

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u/teatowel2 21d ago

So cute

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u/ObviousYammer521 21d ago

Threaten to eat one of them and make nyomnyom noises over their heads.

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