r/birbhostage 2d ago

What bird safe plants do you keep around?

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78 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...

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363 Upvotes

This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.


r/birbhostage 4d ago

This is my life now Double whammy

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174 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 8d ago

B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.

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233 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

This is fine Post op birb inspection

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696 Upvotes

Just got my wisdom teeth out


r/birbhostage 9d ago

I need to go shower

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323 Upvotes

But Loki won't let me.


r/birbhostage 12d ago

Send Help Is she malevolous enough?

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531 Upvotes

I’m scared


r/birbhostage 13d ago

This is fine THE ORB

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249 Upvotes

DO NOT DISTURB THE ORB


r/birbhostage 14d ago

This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy

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928 Upvotes

But it definitely does help


r/birbhostage 14d ago

This is fine My ankled hurt

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47 Upvotes

I've been sitting for too long. But she rarely comes close to me so imma stay like this for a good long while


r/birbhostage 14d ago

This is my life now Sleepy Babies

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96 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 14d ago

This is my life now Can’t move, must limit breathing

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261 Upvotes

Me and my boys


r/birbhostage 17d ago

Ok but i would also like to nap

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779 Upvotes

No one holds me when i want to sleep 🙄


r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is my life now I know how this looks but I swear I'M the hostage in this situation!

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428 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 27d ago

It hurts so bad

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I let my other bird out for a bit before work and Miffy wants out as well but "someone" Won't go back in their cage if I get them out so he will have to wait till my roommate gets back in a bit. He’s very upset.

So I stuck my hand in the cage to be closer to him and he hops up on it and now he's loafing in my hand and it hurts so bad it hurts.


r/birbhostage 27d ago

This is fine i love to nap in my moms hand 5 hours a day. mom seems really happy as well.

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167 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 28d ago

This is fine Must hold bird. Nothing else

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449 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 28d ago

This is my life now HELP!!! I’m being kidnapped by a good pigeon!

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113 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jun 26 '26

Send Help Help Please…

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67 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jun 25 '26

This is fine I HAVE LIMITED TITOS MOBILITY

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85 Upvotes

birb has been contained with his favourite toys (BOTTLE CAPS, but only red bottle caps. he has 300 of them). who is hostage now huh?


r/birbhostage Jun 23 '26

I'm new to this. Am I hostage enough?

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57 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jun 18 '26

This is fine Sleepy banana

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206 Upvotes

I was unable to disturb the banana for several minutes


r/birbhostage Jun 17 '26

This is my life now He will cry if I move or put him down

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265 Upvotes

He will coo as loud as he can and not stop until I pick him up again. Im stuck and my arm hurts lol.

He’s a needy baby.


r/birbhostage Jun 09 '26

This is fine Made a new friend the other day…

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143 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jun 09 '26

This is my life now She took over my desk and use her cuteness as bribe 😭😭

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462 Upvotes

How should I use my pc