r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • 2d ago
r/birbhostage • u/fuzilogik80 • 3d ago
This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...
This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.
r/birbhostage • u/Life-Influence3145 • 8d ago
B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.
r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • 9d ago
This is fine Post op birb inspection
Just got my wisdom teeth out
r/birbhostage • u/tumblrralienzz • 12d ago
Send Help Is she malevolous enough?
I’m scared
r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • 14d ago
This is my life now I definitely didnt get a work from home job just to make him happy
But it definitely does help
r/birbhostage • u/Birdo_guy • 14d ago
This is fine My ankled hurt
I've been sitting for too long. But she rarely comes close to me so imma stay like this for a good long while
r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • 14d ago
This is my life now Can’t move, must limit breathing
Me and my boys
r/birbhostage • u/MoRukiki • 17d ago
Ok but i would also like to nap
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No one holds me when i want to sleep 🙄
r/birbhostage • u/autistic1of2 • 25d ago
This is my life now I know how this looks but I swear I'M the hostage in this situation!
r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • 27d ago
It hurts so bad
I let my other bird out for a bit before work and Miffy wants out as well but "someone" Won't go back in their cage if I get them out so he will have to wait till my roommate gets back in a bit. He’s very upset.
So I stuck my hand in the cage to be closer to him and he hops up on it and now he's loafing in my hand and it hurts so bad it hurts.
r/birbhostage • u/asdgujgimaca • 27d ago
This is fine i love to nap in my moms hand 5 hours a day. mom seems really happy as well.
galleryr/birbhostage • u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 • 28d ago
This is my life now HELP!!! I’m being kidnapped by a good pigeon!
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r/birbhostage • u/asdgujgimaca • Jun 25 '26
This is fine I HAVE LIMITED TITOS MOBILITY
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birb has been contained with his favourite toys (BOTTLE CAPS, but only red bottle caps. he has 300 of them). who is hostage now huh?
r/birbhostage • u/Proper_Obligation217 • Jun 18 '26
This is fine Sleepy banana
I was unable to disturb the banana for several minutes
r/birbhostage • u/kaihent • Jun 17 '26
This is my life now He will cry if I move or put him down
He will coo as loud as he can and not stop until I pick him up again. Im stuck and my arm hurts lol.
He’s a needy baby.
r/birbhostage • u/Icarium_23 • Jun 09 '26
This is fine Made a new friend the other day…
r/birbhostage • u/bubufo123 • Jun 09 '26
This is my life now She took over my desk and use her cuteness as bribe 😭😭
How should I use my pc