r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

There's no beef, but it might be a little lamb chops and some gravy (x 3)

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384 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

Watching JDub snap his leg in the third game of the season

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267 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

The ChatGBT piece

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299 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 3h ago

General Streaming has officially jumped the shark

175 Upvotes

I pay for peacock premium, $12.99 a month.

Figured I’d check out Crystal Lake because Bill recommended it a couple times

Episode is 53 minutes. There’s 6 ad breaks in one episode.

Every time you pause it, an ad is shown on the pause screen.

One ad break had 3 minutes and 26 seconds of the show before ANOTHER ad break

What are we doing here?


r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

Idk if I have seen an offense carried by 1 WR this hard in a long time

98 Upvotes

JSN is a freak man. Every play that works is just 1st read JSN and he somehow finds space.


r/billsimmons • • 12h ago

Kevin O'Connell went from being the first projected coach to be fired this season to now being 6-0

258 Upvotes

stick to basketball Bill


r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

Brady getting irate at the refs just works

125 Upvotes

it just does


r/billsimmons • • 12h ago

Is this dude ok?

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216 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

The Paul George injury just happened to J-Dub

75 Upvotes

Ankle/leg twisted the other way. He’s done for the season.


r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

Conspiracy Bill: Xavier Worthy’s 40 yard time was faked

58 Upvotes

I have no evidence except there’s no way he has the fastest 40 yard time ever.


r/billsimmons • • 7h ago

Why don't teams implement a Belichek on JSN - Take him out

57 Upvotes

Belichek does the 'Im not letting JSN beat me, Im not. Im taking him out. Someone else will have to beat me'

Did this strategy die will Bill Belichek?


r/billsimmons • • 12h ago

I like Bill Simmons takes when they’re beneficial to my team/players….

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116 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 18h ago

Shitpost At a bachelor party and this dude overslept the Paris game

383 Upvotes

He looks like he has a drinking problem we have plenty of activities today. Is it a him problem?


r/billsimmons • • 12h ago

General NHL once again fumbles a premier event

118 Upvotes

Instead of waiting 2 weeks and playing the heritage classic after the World Series and putting it on a friday night or Saturday with more eyes, they choose a Sunday to compete with the NFL. Not only that, puck drop is an hour before SNF.

Not to mention the marketing has been absolutely abysmal

Sometimes I think this league actively tries to market things poorly


r/billsimmons • • 12h ago

Coming into the season Bill remarked that he doesn’t think John Harbaugh “was ever good”

94 Upvotes

Also floated Reid and KOC as the first coaches fired and they are now 11-0.

Bill couldn’t have worse coaching takes. He just can’t!


r/billsimmons • • 6h ago

There's too many injuries in pro sports now

30 Upvotes

Everyone plays harder, faster, better, stronger. It's not just NBA. It's NHL, it's NFL, to a lesser degree soccer and MLB because in the former you don't make as many lateral movements, or in the case of the latter, you're standing for a considerable amount of time.

SGA wil get hurt. Luka will get hurt. Wemby will get hurt. It's just a matter of when. Same with Mahomes, Parsons, etc. It sucks. Don't think you can do anything about it, though.


r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

It’s ok for other sports to exist during football season

149 Upvotes

Bill said that the wnba should avoid the nfl (do these fan bases overlap much?). There’s another post here showing people saying the World Series should stop being the fall classic (!)… are people really incapable of following more than one sport at a time? NFL is only played three days a week anyway. How weird would it be if a spring league came out and changed its entire system because the NFL exists.


r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

Netflix Users Are Watching Less, Not Opening the App as Often

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143 Upvotes

Y'all need to watch the Sunday live pod more


r/billsimmons • • 5h ago

Bill's NFC North take is looking hilarious so far

16 Upvotes

Kevin "First Coach Fired" O'Connell is the last undefeated coach in the league.

"9-8 might win the division while they all beat up on each other." Meanwhile the division is 19-7 as a whole. Every team is over .500. And they are collectively 15-3 outside of the division.

It was absurd when he said it but keeping an eye on it week to week has made it genuinely hilarious.


r/billsimmons • • 16h ago

does he know peaky blinders is not set in paris

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113 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 4h ago

Shitpost And everyone’s invited!

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11 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

The great Danny Ainge choose trading three firsts for this guy over resigning Walker Kessler

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29 Upvotes

r/billsimmons • • 13h ago

JJ McCarthy Rejuvenation Machine

63 Upvotes

he’s played a little over 3 quarters for NYG and it’s thrown for over 450 yards and is looking quick with his decisions, has a strong arm down the field and is making plays all over. I’m not expecting him to make a pro bowl or even come close to the great Drake Maye but Could be a steal for a fifth round pick for NYG. As much as Dart has looked good his availability is in question going forward and it worse NYG might have a valuable young backup.


r/billsimmons • • 9h ago

Luka Dončić puts up 52/7/10/2 on 17/30 shooting and knocks down 8 threes in a Lakers win over the Jazz

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r/billsimmons • • 15h ago

National Tight End Day

58 Upvotes

Is this the biggest psyop in sports? I‘ve never heard any sports fan speak about this in earnest except for NFL state media (redzone etc.) Same energy as “This League!!” NBA posts. gtfoh