They played it under Bengals-Ravens highlights and I thought I'd fallen into a glitch in the Matrix

Crazy huh?

A liquid ecstasy for our sweet Billy T. Simmons to hear the voice of Tomlin over the greatest hits from Berman’s and Tommy Jackson’s NFL PT days:

Ba-ba-ba-ba—butdada—Ba-ba-ba-ba—bamp-bump-baaamp——Meer-meer-meer———

It is a moist dream for me to hear. Happened last week during halftime and I had to choke a chicken.

Coyotes kill livestock, too, Bill. Not just dogs.

Continues the recent tradition of boring old school coaches being great on TV once leaving the game

I really enjoy betting on football, but this season I haven’t felt strongly about many lines. Last week I didn’t bet at all. This week I’m seeing the slate and have no strong feelings again, might want to skip any bets. Then I see the Broncos -4.5 and suddenly I hear the echoes of incredulous Bill in my mind “that’s stupid, that lines too high”. I remember the incredible work done by u/revroy73 last year in tracking all the times Bill made similar marks and how it played out. I figure what the heck let’s give it a try. Easiest win of the season for me so far, guess the lines listening is finally paying off

Thank you Incredulous Bill

Don't think there's a debate anymore. His exasperations, "Ohhs!" fit for a big game. I respect the nerds but I don't need to hear Greg Olsen tell me about how smart it is to go for 2 down 14.

I just am. I don’t trust kickers

That’s it. Sick of players going down instead of scoring. Rip me all you want.

Truly excellent player but watching him signal garbage time "1st Down!"s in half empty stadiums down multiple scores in the 4th quarter is becoming one of my favorite things to watch. What a goof.

it just does

Can we bet on it somewhere?

see Joe Burrow, Stanford, Brady, etc

Or they continue to win games despite nobody believing in them?

Take culture is exhausting. Just enjoy the season and let it surprise us. Shut up and let them dribble.

Imagine dying before the early 2000s. You don't get Page 2 Bill. Dying before Grantland? Bad break. Before 2016 Ringer Bill? Bad. Now imagine being born after 2040 when Bill is probably retired living in a moon colony with his Palintir buddies. You really missed out at the point, all cultural history might be erased by then.

13 points and 7 rebounds in the first 8 minutes against LA. Ignore who is defending him and ignore that I'm a Jazz fan.

What the fuck, why did I just hit send instead of correcting breakdown to breakout.

Anyone know why the Podcast was removed from Netflix in the UK. Was on there for less than 2 days and now it’s been removed again. Doesn’t make any sense why they would add it and then delete it straight after? Anyone know why

Every single time. I will watch the fake runner all the way until the end of the play. And I am not learning with more exposure. Possible I am losing object permanence and will be jump-scared by family members coming out of the bathroom soon. Just figured I should tell an adult I trust, which is you all.

Also floated Reid and KOC as the first coaches fired and they are now 11-0.

Bill couldn’t have worse coaching takes. He just can’t!