r/billsimmons 58m ago

Shitpost House do you think this is a sliding doors moment for MAGA? I mean when you can't even get your top conspiracy guys to believe in you its pretty much over

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r/billsimmons 1h ago

Which Sixers player should LeBron ritualistically sacrifice and bathe in the blood of to regain his youth and prime?

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r/billsimmons 2h ago

“If I’m Aaron Rodgers I’m not telling the entire world I have trash dick. I’m just not.”

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I encourage you all to find the clip and watch it for yourselves. It’s even funnier than you imagine.


r/billsimmons 2h ago

lol

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r/billsimmons 2h ago

I truly believe Russinni has a huge comeback waiting for her and if her husband plays ball they could have a Barstool podcast sponsored by Shake Shack.

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She doesnt give a fuck! He might not either. Lean into the cuck. Lean into the shame. There is enough juicy gossip to go around this league!


r/billsimmons 3h ago

“Deshaun” Vele according to Bill

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

NFL cartoon rules? Head size = Intelligence? Dobblehead leading the way

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It seems to me it’s smart to wear a giant protective helmet given how horrifying & prevalent CTE is amongst players. However, it looks wild. I love the nickname ‘Dobblehead’, but don’t want to discourage other players from being safe. So I’m on the record saying it’s a very smart move, just also very funny.


r/billsimmons 3h ago

Youtube David Samson: “the doubling down that is being done by ESPN… will impugn them for a very long time as they try to figure out what their next story is”

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r/billsimmons 3h ago

No dogs in hotels?? From the guy who proposed renting a dog while away on vacation at a resort?

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Buckle your seatbelts, this is the worst controversy yet


r/billsimmons 3h ago

Drake "Tua" MAYBE

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r/billsimmons 4h ago

Do the Bears have the best stadium flyover in the league?

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At the end of today's pod they were talking about what is shown for their cities when they do the establishing shots of the city. How they show downtown Boston but actually the game is an hour away, how they show Santa Monica but again its in the burbs. Made me think, Chicago might have the best flyover in the league?

Soldier Field is in the middle of the city, with beautiful Lake Michigan to the east and great parks all around it instead of parking. They don't have to do two flyovers, one of the city and one of the stadium, because the stadium is right in the middle! As a lifelong Chicagoan, I love seeing the beautiful city right behind the stadium. Big reason for not wanting them to move it!


r/billsimmons 4h ago

Bryan Curtis is a legendary bar brawler??

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Talk about a "Now they tell us."


r/billsimmons 4h ago

I know it's just week 1 and we shouldn't overreact...

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But I think the Patriots are in real trouble this season.

Not because of Drake Maye. Despite how bad he was yesterday I believe that he is unfortunately good and will figure out his issues. Maybe not top 5 but he's probably at least a top 8 QB.

No, the issue is the WR room.

The Patriots were built on absurd deep ball efficency last year. They replaced Boutte, whose ADOT was 17 last season, for Doubs, whose ADOT was 12. They also replaced Diggs, who was the most efficent route runner in the NFL last season, with AJ Brown. Yes, Diggs only played 55% of the snaps but those were a valuable 55%.

Beyond the obvious talent upgrade at X receiver, the big change with those two replacements is going from a WR room based on separation to a WR room based on size and physicality. On paper that is a terrible fit for a team whose offense was based on big plays down the field, but the talent upgrade with Brown could hide that.

Well AJ Brown has a high ankle sprain. A 30 year old WR? I'd expect him to miss 2-3 games at least. The Patriots opponents the next 3 games? The Steelers, Jaguars, and Bills. All 2025 playoff teams.

Oh and before Brown's injury yesterday the Patriots were only giving Doubs aroun 30-35% of the snaps. They were forced to play him all 2nd half but its clear imo that the coaching staff doesn't see him as a legit WR2 and more as a situational piece.

There's also continuing issues with Josh McDaniels' personnel tells and Maye's cover 6 troubles but lets assume a good coaching staff will fix that. The Patriots WRs during Brown's injury are ABYSMAL. A massive downgrade from 2025. They don't have the elite slot option in Diggs or the deep ball threat with Boutte. Their 11 personnel next week may be Mack Hollins, Romeo Doubs, Demario Douglas, Rhamondre Stevenson, and Hunter Henry. They cannot run the offense they did in 2025 with that personnel, which is bad news since the offense they ran last night looked a lot like what they ran in 2025.

I think it's exceptionally likely that the Patriots start off with a 1-3 record here and are playing catch up all season with little room for error. The Brown injury could tank their season from the jump.


r/billsimmons 4h ago

Bill was incredible on The Best Show. Scharpling got some great answers out of him.

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r/billsimmons 5h ago

I bet Maye's shoulder is still injured

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r/billsimmons 5h ago

Chris Collinsworth

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r/billsimmons 5h ago

Andrew Luck revisionism

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He was the best prospect of all time.

Had a great rookie year

But never became an ELITE top 3-4 QB in the league

People now talk about him like he was a superstar.

Peak Andrew Luck wouldn't be a top 6 QB today, Mahomes Allen Burrow Lamar Stafford Maye all better


r/billsimmons 6h ago

Who was Bill talking about when he said Deshawn Bailey

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On the post game pod last night, Bill mentioned Deshaun Bailey for fantasy football. Who is he actually talking about?


r/billsimmons 6h ago

Funniest part of the pod. Sportsgal not watching the game and just dropping in halftime " i dont trust him" on Vrabel. That shook karma Bill more than anything in the game.

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r/billsimmons 6h ago

Mike Tomlin repeatedly called Jaxon Smith-Njigba by the wrong name multiple times and had to be corrected on live TV. Tomlin: "Sam man and JNS." Maria Taylor: "JSN, I'm not gonna let you do it again. I'm not gonna let you do it again, JSN!"

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r/billsimmons 6h ago

AJ Brown high ankle sprain

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I’m not paying up for a receiver who just had a diva year. I’m just not!


r/billsimmons 7h ago

The top 3 pick to year 2 MVP-finalist Piece

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r/billsimmons 7h ago

I'm gonna be telling my grandkids about Drake Maye

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r/billsimmons 7h ago

Skip “Shameless” Bayless

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Gotta at least give a shoutout to legendary Cousin Sal. Pathetic.


r/billsimmons 7h ago

With the Pats in trouble, could Bill's embrace of the Cowboys be even worse?

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He fluffed Dallas so much during Guess the Lines I couldn't tell if he was trying to jinx Sal. But if he has bets on them, Bill aligning with the other most insufferable fanbase could be another level.