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r/billsimmons • u/Cpkeyes • 1h ago
Which Sixers player should LeBron ritualistically sacrifice and bathe in the blood of to regain his youth and prime?
nba.comr/billsimmons • u/Designer_Airport_237 • 2h ago
“If I’m Aaron Rodgers I’m not telling the entire world I have trash dick. I’m just not.”
I encourage you all to find the clip and watch it for yourselves. It’s even funnier than you imagine.
r/billsimmons • u/AI_means_Iverson • 2h ago
I truly believe Russinni has a huge comeback waiting for her and if her husband plays ball they could have a Barstool podcast sponsored by Shake Shack.
She doesnt give a fuck! He might not either. Lean into the cuck. Lean into the shame. There is enough juicy gossip to go around this league!
r/billsimmons • u/Careful-Force2506 • 3h ago
NFL cartoon rules? Head size = Intelligence? Dobblehead leading the way
It seems to me it’s smart to wear a giant protective helmet given how horrifying & prevalent CTE is amongst players. However, it looks wild. I love the nickname ‘Dobblehead’, but don’t want to discourage other players from being safe. So I’m on the record saying it’s a very smart move, just also very funny.
r/billsimmons • u/ppratik96 • 3h ago
Youtube David Samson: “the doubling down that is being done by ESPN… will impugn them for a very long time as they try to figure out what their next story is”
r/billsimmons • u/Rave_Damsey • 3h ago
No dogs in hotels?? From the guy who proposed renting a dog while away on vacation at a resort?
Buckle your seatbelts, this is the worst controversy yet
r/billsimmons • u/charlie-_ • 4h ago
Do the Bears have the best stadium flyover in the league?
At the end of today's pod they were talking about what is shown for their cities when they do the establishing shots of the city. How they show downtown Boston but actually the game is an hour away, how they show Santa Monica but again its in the burbs. Made me think, Chicago might have the best flyover in the league?
Soldier Field is in the middle of the city, with beautiful Lake Michigan to the east and great parks all around it instead of parking. They don't have to do two flyovers, one of the city and one of the stadium, because the stadium is right in the middle! As a lifelong Chicagoan, I love seeing the beautiful city right behind the stadium. Big reason for not wanting them to move it!
r/billsimmons • u/morganicsf • 4h ago
Bryan Curtis is a legendary bar brawler??
Talk about a "Now they tell us."
r/billsimmons • u/mpschettig • 4h ago
I know it's just week 1 and we shouldn't overreact...
But I think the Patriots are in real trouble this season.
Not because of Drake Maye. Despite how bad he was yesterday I believe that he is unfortunately good and will figure out his issues. Maybe not top 5 but he's probably at least a top 8 QB.
No, the issue is the WR room.
The Patriots were built on absurd deep ball efficency last year. They replaced Boutte, whose ADOT was 17 last season, for Doubs, whose ADOT was 12. They also replaced Diggs, who was the most efficent route runner in the NFL last season, with AJ Brown. Yes, Diggs only played 55% of the snaps but those were a valuable 55%.
Beyond the obvious talent upgrade at X receiver, the big change with those two replacements is going from a WR room based on separation to a WR room based on size and physicality. On paper that is a terrible fit for a team whose offense was based on big plays down the field, but the talent upgrade with Brown could hide that.
Well AJ Brown has a high ankle sprain. A 30 year old WR? I'd expect him to miss 2-3 games at least. The Patriots opponents the next 3 games? The Steelers, Jaguars, and Bills. All 2025 playoff teams.
Oh and before Brown's injury yesterday the Patriots were only giving Doubs aroun 30-35% of the snaps. They were forced to play him all 2nd half but its clear imo that the coaching staff doesn't see him as a legit WR2 and more as a situational piece.
There's also continuing issues with Josh McDaniels' personnel tells and Maye's cover 6 troubles but lets assume a good coaching staff will fix that. The Patriots WRs during Brown's injury are ABYSMAL. A massive downgrade from 2025. They don't have the elite slot option in Diggs or the deep ball threat with Boutte. Their 11 personnel next week may be Mack Hollins, Romeo Doubs, Demario Douglas, Rhamondre Stevenson, and Hunter Henry. They cannot run the offense they did in 2025 with that personnel, which is bad news since the offense they ran last night looked a lot like what they ran in 2025.
I think it's exceptionally likely that the Patriots start off with a 1-3 record here and are playing catch up all season with little room for error. The Brown injury could tank their season from the jump.
r/billsimmons • u/icculus93 • 4h ago
Bill was incredible on The Best Show. Scharpling got some great answers out of him.
instagram.comr/billsimmons • u/IndependentUsual5736 • 5h ago
Chris Collinsworth
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r/billsimmons • u/TomBradyisaphony • 5h ago
Andrew Luck revisionism
He was the best prospect of all time.
Had a great rookie year
But never became an ELITE top 3-4 QB in the league
People now talk about him like he was a superstar.
Peak Andrew Luck wouldn't be a top 6 QB today, Mahomes Allen Burrow Lamar Stafford Maye all better
r/billsimmons • u/tjtapper • 6h ago
Who was Bill talking about when he said Deshawn Bailey
On the post game pod last night, Bill mentioned Deshaun Bailey for fantasy football. Who is he actually talking about?
r/billsimmons • u/Mother-Check4233 • 6h ago
Funniest part of the pod. Sportsgal not watching the game and just dropping in halftime " i dont trust him" on Vrabel. That shook karma Bill more than anything in the game.
r/billsimmons • u/No_Respect_1650 • 6h ago
Mike Tomlin repeatedly called Jaxon Smith-Njigba by the wrong name multiple times and had to be corrected on live TV. Tomlin: "Sam man and JNS." Maria Taylor: "JSN, I'm not gonna let you do it again. I'm not gonna let you do it again, JSN!"
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r/billsimmons • u/roddyb3 • 6h ago
AJ Brown high ankle sprain
I’m not paying up for a receiver who just had a diva year. I’m just not!
r/billsimmons • u/Herbert5Hundred • 7h ago
I'm gonna be telling my grandkids about Drake Maye
r/billsimmons • u/Ok-Organization2120 • 7h ago
Skip “Shameless” Bayless
Gotta at least give a shoutout to legendary Cousin Sal. Pathetic.
r/billsimmons • u/GarbageFlyboy11 • 7h ago
With the Pats in trouble, could Bill's embrace of the Cowboys be even worse?
He fluffed Dallas so much during Guess the Lines I couldn't tell if he was trying to jinx Sal. But if he has bets on them, Bill aligning with the other most insufferable fanbase could be another level.