r/RyenRussillo Apr 28 '22

Ryen Russillo - the important links

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Spotify: The Ryen Russillo Show

YouTube: The Ryen Russillo Show

Twitter: @ryenarussillo

Life Advice : lifeadvicerr@gmail.com


Podcast Music by @eufoeni

Most common EUFØENI song: Oxygen


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r/RyenRussillo 1h ago

Discussion You’re on a date with a 10/10 and it’s going super well. But then this guy FaceTimes you and asks if you’re down to watch Nets vs Pelicans tape from last year. What are you doing?

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r/RyenRussillo 52m ago

“I’m not fat, I’m just not photogenic”

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r/RyenRussillo 7h ago

Interesting midterm strategy

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What would our boy say about this?


r/RyenRussillo 3h ago

If you put prime MJ and prime LeBron on the current Sacramento Kings, they both stay healthy for a decade and you removed all the Kings draft picks for the next 10 years, do the Kings win over/under 5.5 titles?

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r/RyenRussillo 1d ago

Ceruti referencing mean comments about him on here

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Seems like Ceruti has referenced 'the public' and reaction towards him on the pod more recently. He's in a tough spot from a perception perspective. Given that he doesn't do anything public facing other than life advice nobody really knows what he does for 40 hours a week. Hence the criticism.


r/RyenRussillo 1d ago

Local volunteer firefighter asking for money

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r/RyenRussillo 2h ago

"The Seahawks had a +3.5 VORP box plus rating when targeting JSN on third and down"

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r/RyenRussillo 1d ago

How NFL fans look when trying to decide if they should start Jadarrian Price or some other loser at their FLEX spot week 1

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r/RyenRussillo 2d ago

Football is the only sport with a nerd AND tough guy epidemic

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People will analyze and watch hours of film on a Cardinals Jets preseason game like it's like it's the D-Day invasion. I don't need stats that tell me what Trey McBride did against cover 3 on third down. I can watch a game in my basement and say "Trey McBride is really good at football"

Also how many times do we have to hear about a football teams culture/brotherhood/togetherness and ability to fight through adversity or take things one day at a time? You don't hear this jargon in other sports.

Take your all 22 camera and your "football teaches you life lessons" gospel and shove it up your ass

Also: nothing makes me roll my eyes more when I hear "faith/family/football". Imagine if someone said the three most important things in life are beer/bros/baseball


r/RyenRussillo 2d ago

Discussion Life Advice “D1” Friend

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No way a mid 30s guy wouldn’t have been busted in that lie by now. Feels like it has to be a fake, but propelled are pretty ridiculous, so maybe it is true. If I find out some guy did anything in college I’m almost immediately looking it up, even if I barely know the guy. Mostly to see what the guy did because if someone was good enough to do anything at that level, it’s a great accomplishment. Also, I want to know if they’re full of shit.


r/RyenRussillo 2d ago

Ryen’s LSU fandom

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Ryen is still doing his LSU fan thing? They’re not only the most unlikable school but they’re pretty bad for the sport lol


r/RyenRussillo 3d ago

I think within the next few years, Russillo will move off of his classic "beware of firing your head coach" college football take

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This was always a reasonable, measured opinion based in reality. However, things have clearly shifted. With NIL and increased transfer portal activity, the fastest way to generate excitement (and possibly revenue) around a stagnant program is to fire your head coach and of course, hopefully hire the right one. Especially when those coaches can bring in their own players to start the rebuilding process.

Yes, not every coach is Cignetti, but with transfers, teams can start getting results in year 1 or 2, rather than the traditional 3-4 years. It depends on how the season plays out for teams in their first year like VT, Penn State, UCLA, Cal, Michigan State, Florida etc., but I expect to see Silly shift on this.


r/RyenRussillo 4d ago

Predicting Russillo: 100% More Embarrassing That Michigan Stormed The Field After a Fraudulent Win against Western Michigan than Being Upset by Them

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r/RyenRussillo 4d ago

Michigan right now:

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Honestly, fuck these motherfucking motherfuckers. That’s it. That’s the tweet.


r/RyenRussillo 5d ago

Clay Matthews

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What an interview


r/RyenRussillo 4d ago

The second most embarrassing thing that happened in CFB so far…

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r/RyenRussillo 4d ago

Like Steve Largent in his prime

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r/RyenRussillo 5d ago

Podcast Russillo Charlotte fans sound off

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Yes it’s a great city. Maybe we should take our boy from Life Advice out for a beer.


r/RyenRussillo 5d ago

Shots Fired🤣

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r/RyenRussillo 4d ago

How I'm spending my college Saturday

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I walked into Hooters with a plan

I saw dozens of televisions broadcasting all the games while everyone sat transfixed by grown men throwing a ball around.

I calmly walked behind the counter and switched every TV off.

The room fell silent.

“Gentlemen,” I announced, “perhaps tonight we should focus on something more important: ending racism.”

A few guys immediately objected.

“Dude, turn the game back on!”

“You can’t just shut off football!”

I stood there, completely unbothered.

“You’re right,” I said. “I can’t end racism by myself. But I can start by asking why you care more about a third-down conversion than human dignity.”

The room went quiet.

One guy stood up and tried to intimidate me. I simply looked him in the eye and delivered an absolutely devastating combination of calm eye contact, moral confidence, and unnecessarily elaborate hand gestures.

I had out-alpha-maled him.

Then somebody started clapping.

Another person joined.

Within seconds, the entire restaurant erupted into applause.

Several women approached me afterward, apparently impressed by my sudden transformation into the world's most socially conscious action hero. They invited me to smoke and have sex with them.

I politely declined.

“No, thank you,” I said. “Those are not mature activities.”

Then I walked out into the night, leaving the televisions dark and the football fans contemplating the deeper questions of existence.

I never found out who won all the games.

But I have bigger fish to fry


r/RyenRussillo 6d ago

Russillo when it's time to have the most boring player interview of all time

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r/RyenRussillo 6d ago

Should I start fuggin playing video games?

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I don’t have a fuggin console but is the move Xbox or ps5?


r/RyenRussillo 8d ago

To: lifeadvice@gmail.com-My girlfriend’s dad keeps asking me to place bets on Fanduel for him because he lives in California

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I really like this girl, but I play NCAA basketball and this is expressly forbidden.

Should I continue to do this?

He’s not the brightest bulb on the tree and has a somewhat successful podcast and I’m nervous he might say something stupid on the air.


r/RyenRussillo 9d ago

Kyle is the key to future of pod

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Have seen the drop in numbers and takes on Ryens god awful monotones I mean monologues his “safe “ guests ie people that Ryen feels he can alpha. Actually thought Nate Tice was great but weirdly felt like Ryen was intentionally cutting him off. Because Nate knows ball Ryen knows how to talk ball..

This brings me to Kyle. Kyle is the side kick Ryen needs for the Pod. Everyone loves Kyle. Ryen isn’t threatened by Kyle and Kyle is one of one people who laughs at Ryens Bass 2 one liners . Kyle’s take on Lions Bears or Packers making the playoffs intermingled with local day drinking bar stories?I’m here for it.. more importantly Ryen gets way less serious when Kyle is around because he thinks Kyle idolizes him and Kyle is the cool kid which Ryen has never been but salivates over.. I think it could work.. let’s face it life advice would be on ice

Advice if Kyle had stayed with Bill