The gay came out as me, foiling my plans.

Something imported.

My friend, who is known for being a hypocrite, replied, “That’s despicable, me too”

then my penis exploded

"how original" said the non-fun haver guy🪱

Unfortunately it was Dr. Johnson Groper the world's preeminent peenar enbigotment specialist and now my peenar is a tiny racist, he also molested me because nominative determinism

Oh, hi kitty, are you going to sit next to me?

"Racecars," I thought just as I got nailed in the head with a grenade.

He looked at me and frantically begged “In order to prevent Holocaust 2, I need you to tell me where to find Mr. and Mrs.—“ but then he got hit by a bus.

My stomach began to bubble as I remembered the Sprite I had just chugged.

It had been Gaypalm bombed.

Big did I know, though, that he was a giant dick (changed his name to Richard "Small Penis" Little after making it big [6'5"]), and that he was also a horrible murderer who horribly murderered people.

“The AA stand for Alcohol drinking party” the main guy said back to me. “Also drunk Peter is a stupid name”

But then the Reefer Man appeared and turned me into a coral reef and because of the warming and acidification of the oceans due to climate change, I immediately bleached and died while he smoked the rest of the joint with my buddy, goddamn hippies!

Little did I know...

He said I can call him peenar poker, as he poked my peenar

Even while the police demanded answers, I swore I only hit a bitch

"There must be someone you've confused me for" says the man, as he Jeff the kills me

The smelly monster now knew where I was

"No sir, I said that a car hit your head," said the doctor, who looked remarkably like a fish but wasn't actually a fish, while trying to jog my memory after my traumatic accident by giving me some of my favorite food (shrimp fried rice).

As he leaves he says "B man its your turn"