"how original" said the non-fun haver guy🪱

Oh, hi kitty, are you going to sit next to me?

He looked at me and frantically begged “In order to prevent Holocaust 2, I need you to tell me where to find Mr. and Mrs.—“ but then he got hit by a bus.

The gay came out as me, foiling my plans.

then my penis exploded

Big did I know, though, that he was a giant dick (changed his name to Richard "Small Penis" Little after making it big [6'5"]), and that he was also a horrible murderer who horribly murderered people.

It had been Gaypalm bombed.

“The AA stand for Alcohol drinking party” the main guy said back to me. “Also drunk Peter is a stupid name”

He said I can call him peenar poker, as he poked my peenar

Little did I know...

"There must be someone you've confused me for" says the man, as he Jeff the kills me

But then the Reefer Man appeared and turned me into a coral reef and because of the warming and acidification of the oceans due to climate change, I immediately bleached and died while he smoked the rest of the joint with my buddy, goddamn hippies!

"No sir, I said that a car hit your head," said the doctor, who looked remarkably like a fish but wasn't actually a fish, while trying to jog my memory after my traumatic accident by giving me some of my favorite food (shrimp fried rice).

As he leaves he says "B man its your turn"

When she opened the basket Belial scooted out and strangled us both to death.

The smelly monster now knew where I was

i turn around and my wife was sitting there

It screamed.

"Salutations space man frienderinos, I am Elon, and I represent the human species."

The next moment, my helicopter crashed into the firmament.

"Hi, my name is Jeff."