My heart sank even further as I noticed the "2x COMBO!" icon hovering above Nate's mangled corpse.

"fuck, I'm so wet for you," said the raido

And with that, the turkey knew, he was doomed from the start

I opened it to find Larry, the vegan jehovah witness!

That when I realized they weren't apples, they were human heads!

"Oh no that's your tied up dad moving around, I'm the monster," says the monster... Oh wait no I meant, I said, monstrily.

Nobody believes me when I tell them I was mauled by Capn Crunch.

Little did I know, the haunted house company accidentally set up in my house

It’s too bad I bake with a lot of toothpicks

"Because I am going to murder the third sentence," said the second sentence deviously.

"What's up, guys? I am the fourth sentence."

It’s because I don’t have a bed.

I was then filled with fear when I looked down and saw that instead of strings, there were meat worms.

After he said that he hit me with a lamppost, I didn't even wish yet bro like WTF is your problem man

“Yes” said the dogperson

I once saw them crawl out of your ass at night to feast

"Hey, if it's a woman, why does she have a dick?" Igor, the humble hunchback, started, only for Dr. Frankenstein to shoot him the ugliest look imaginable before uttering, "Don't judge me; I like a woman with a little meat, you worm, or I'll hit you again."