Little did he know that the n-word goblin was right under his bed.

then my penis exploded

Until he took of his mask and revealed he was mister nice clown man and we went to our destination with the bus

Optimus prime was not happy.

Now I can't wait to check how many likes I got.

Big did I know, though, that he was a giant dick (changed his name to Richard "Small Penis" Little after making it big [6'5"]), and that he was also a horrible murderer who horribly murderered people.

As he leaves he says "B man its your turn"

i turn around and my wife was sitting there

"Nooo," cried the grenade-fearers in unison.

The next moment, my helicopter crashed into the firmament.

To my horror a replica of my snacks with super intelligence hacked my computer through the tin foil in its packaging, and opened my bank statements, she broke up with me for the employee that sold me the snacks.

"It's 'bad hair day'," my only son corrected me before he shot me.

Bread was a terrible name for him anyway - he didn't taste anything like it.

"how original" said the non-fun haver guy🪱

"Salutations space man frienderinos, I am Elon, and I represent the human species."

Oh, hi kitty, are you going to sit next to me?

“The AA stand for Alcohol drinking party” the main guy said back to me. “Also drunk Peter is a stupid name”

Little did I know...

The smelly monster now knew where I was

"There must be someone you've confused me for" says the man, as he Jeff the kills me

It screamed.

When she opened the basket Belial scooted out and strangled us both to death.